EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
BUSTER
VS
PETER PAN
BEGIN
[BUSTER]
HI MY NAME IS BUSTER I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
YOU NO GOOD FAIRLY YOU CAN'T EVEN ATTACK
YOUR MAGIC AIN'T POWERFUL THAN SPEED AND GUT
YOU USE TINKERBELL JUST TO GET THE FUCKING DUST
I DON'T YOUR IN LOVE WITH TIGER LILY
IF YOU LIKE HER SO MUCH THEN HAVE SEX WITH HER PLEASE
NOTHING CAN COMPARE WITH MY SKILL IN SCHOOL
I'LL TELL CAPTAIIN HOOK TO SEND YOU TO A SHITTY POOL
[PETER PAN]
THAT ENOUGH BUSTER YOU ALIEN BELIEVER
THERE IS NO SUCH THING JUST MADE UP YOU BONER
I AM WAY MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU AND ARTHUR
ALL HE DO IS READ AND WATCH TV LIKE A NERD
YOU SUCK AT MATH GO BACK TO KINDERGARDEN
YOU EAT STUFF OFF THE FLOOR WHAT ARE YOU A LESBIAN
I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN WITH MY MAGIC POWER
THEN I WILL SEND YOU TO A MAGICAL TOWER
[BUSTER]
LOOK PETER PAN YOU'RE JUST A FAIRLY TALES
YOUR NOT PREDICTED YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GROW UP GO BACK TO NEVERLAND
BUT ELWOOD CITY IS BETTER THAN THE FAN
LOOK AT YOURSELF YOU NEVER TRUST TINKERBELL
YOU FUCK A SIN I'LL SEND YOU TO HELL
YOU PERVERT LOOK AT ALL THE SLUT YOU LIKE
MAYBE I SHOULD TEACH YOU HOW TO RIDE A BIKE
[PETER PAN]
FUCK YOU BUSTER YOUR JUST A BULLSHIT BUNNY
YOUR COLLECTION IS FOOD IT GET CRAPPY SMELLY
CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND MY SHOW IS BETTER THAN YOUR
SO GO BACK TO SAGWA, CLIFFORD, BARNEY, DRAGON TALES, AND CURIOUS GEORGE
DON'T HOLD BACK YOUR JUST A LITTLE PUNK
I'LL TELL WINNIE TO DRIVE YOU TO A LITTLE FUNK
ALRIGHT TIME UP GOING TO NEVERLAND
GOODBYE BUSTER GLAD TO LEND YOU A HAND
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE