Anju from the Inn, and one of her 13 year old grandchildren...
Excerpt from the book Anju's mom was reading:
Dumbfuk: APACHI DUMB! EEEENEEHHH FUCK~!
Anju: They say DumbFuk, his equipment, clothes, swarrt- I MEAN SWORD, and all grew five sizes that day child...
Grandkid: I REALLY HOPE THEY WERE RIGHT GRANDMA ANJU!
PEOPLE ARE CALLING ME DUMBFUK NOW THAT I'M ALMOST 13! THAT'S NOT MY NAME IT'S KAPPA! O.o
Anju: As do I child... Sweet merciful Termina as do I... But DumbFuk saved us all in the end...
-Your grandmother, and my dearest mother herself read him the original stories once believed to be merely nothing more than Terminian legend while I was in the prime of my youth!
-I don't know why he felt like giving my dearest o'l mother company by listening to her read those stories to him. I believe though it was out of the goodness of his innocent, and compassionate heart...
-Such a virtious lad at his age, braver than our strongest, and wiser than our eldest.
-Dumbfuk was in my time one can only *theorize*, and fathom what became of the boy, and the poor unfortunate imp that was possessed by Majora's Mask after all these years...
Kappa: I'm going to be called Dumbfuk while wearing clothes like.. *looks at DumbFuk's picture in the book* this "DumbFuk" wore at my 13th birthday party because some random kid named Dumbfuk saved us all from an apocalypse?
Anju: Tis an honor to bear the name of the young Hero of Legend that strode out on a magnificent steed after he had completed his noble quest to SAVE US ALLLLL SOMEHOW, and all the while STILL laboring occasionally for every single one of us Terminians at the time across the land far and beyond in exchange for his own supplies and nourishment...
And in the end isn't that what really matters to people and not what they're called, or look like young one?
He WAS, AND STILL IS simply an inspiration to all those young and old in Termina!
Your beloved by all grandfather Kafei Puccino, and I were named after my beloved mother and father's most popular item at this Inn back then, and still today!
It's also PERFECTLY understandable to question why we name children your age Dumbfuk; know this as it is customary for children of the designated coming of age to know why they are entitled with the name Dumbfuk.
Be grateful you're only to be referred to as such until your next birthday child... Pay your respects to the young youth who was of the age you are now, that saved us all from the aforementioned apocalypse you just mentioned prior...
Kappa: Can I call other kids my age Dumbfuk?
Grandma: sigh* You may child, but be on your guard when you do...
Kappa: Why?
Grandma: Ehehehehehe, you'll find out why we traditionally only allow children of the designated coming of age to call each other that soon enough come your next birthday child...
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Holy shit, I did not intend to write this as it appears currently! I literally was just writing the Apachi part as a joke in a youtube comment... O.o
ORIGINAL FAN-FIC, CANNOT STEAL NOW TROLOLOLOLLLLL: The Legend of DumbFuck As Told By Anju Puccino, inspiration by youtubers BrainscratchComms, and The Super Gaming Bros. i.e SGB for running gag themes.