All's Fair In Love And War

by Modern Day Cathy Earnshaw

AU Sequel to Alice's Game AU to Juno Cullen if that makes sense 'It had been 10 years since that fateful game of 7 minutes in heaven.' Emmett and Suzie are married, but now Rosalie's back. With new characters. Emmett/OC, Jasper/Alice Edward/OC

1. Carlisle's Scientifical Introduction

Carlisle POV

Hello. As you may know I am Carlisle Cullen. Now I have been researching a way to give vampires biological children and I HAVE FOUND IT! cue dramatic music I take the female's eggs out of her and fertilise them with the male's seminal fluids. The baby grows in the test tube and in nine months Wa la! Baby! Thank you for reading. Now back to your normally scheduled story.