Total Drama CN
Episode 1: The Drama Begins
A/N: Why did I write this? I sort of got tired of seeing these Total Drama stories where it was just the same story with different characters inserted in their places. I decided to make a more original story. Enjoy!
Chris: Hello viewers and welcome to the newest season of Total Drama. Of course my name is Chris Mclean. I hope you guys are ready, because this is going to be the biggest season ever. We've invited 20 characters from Cartoon Network past and present. Put that remote down, plant your butt on that couch, and stay tuned for Total…Drama…CN!
******Intro*******
Chris: Welcome back. We will now introduce our 20 Cartoon Network all-stars. And here comes our first three competitors. Long considered to be the most beloved characters in Cartoon Network history. Please welcome Ed, Edd, N Eddy.
Edd: This is so exciting, it feels great to be he- (Gets put in a bear hug by Ed).
Ed: I'm in my happy place guys!
Edd (Choking): I'm very happy for you Ed, but you're cutting off my oxygen!
Eddy (To Chris): Are you sure I have to be here with them?
Chris: Yes you do, less Eds equals less ratings.
Eddy: *sigh* Fine.
Chris: Here come our next competitors, adventurers Finn and Jake.
Finn: This is so flippin' awesome.
Jake: I know man, this is great
Edd: Are you a dog?
Jake: Yeah…Why?
Edd: Just wanted to make sure.
Chris: Meanwhile, here comes the next boat. Here comes everyone's favorite purple hippo-rabbit-bear, Chowder.
Chowder: Where's the mess hall?
Chris: Aren't you excited to be here? You're on national TV.
Chowder: Sure, why not. Where's the mess hall?
Chris: Go stand over there.
Chowder: Okay.
Chris: When are the next contestants arriving? They should have been here by n- (suddenly Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup, The Powerpuff Girls appear)
Blossom: Sorry we're late.
Chris: Aaah!
Bubbles: Did we scare you?
Chris: Yes! Just get over there. Walk, don't flash!
Buttercup: Take a pill.
Chris: I heard that.
Chris (regaining composure): Hey Eds I have a surprise for you.
Eddy: Cash?
Edd: A new microscope?
Ed: Buttered toast?
Chris: No, no, and hey guess what no. We've invited a friend of yours from Peach Creek. Please welcome…Kevin!
Eddy: What!
Kevin: How's it going dork-cubed?
Finn: Who's he?
Eddy: Our arch nemesis.
Edd: He's tormented us for years.
Kevin: Get over it dorks.
Eddy: Oh, and guess what his favorite word is.
Ed: Buttered toast?
Edd: Ed, you know him.
Ed: So do you.
Chris (on the phone): What do you mean I have a contract? Legally bound?*sigh* Here comes the next stupid boat with the next stupid contestants. It's the Watterson siblings: Gumball, Darwin, and Annabelle.
Gumball: Sup Chris, great to be here.
Anais: Anais.
Chris: Did you say something Allison?
Anais: My name is Anais.
Chris: I don't care.
Eddy: Wait, You three are siblings?
Darwin: Yes.
Eddy: A cat, a goldfish, and a rabbit?
Gumball: It's a long story.
Chris: Please welcome the dynamic duo of Mordecai and Rigby!
Mordecai: This is sweet bro.
Rigby: Aaaw yeah!
Mordecai and Rigby: Oooooooooooh
Chris: Don't do that. Now, about to arrive is the next competitor, Penny.
Gumball: You know it's the funniest thing; one of my friends back at Elmore is named Penny. Wouldn't it be funny if…It's the same girl!
Penny: Hi Gumball.
Gumball: H-hi Penny.
Chris: Ah young love; so innocent, so awkward. And our last arrivals, four veterans from Total Drama's past: Owen, Gwen, Heather, and Duncan.
Eddy: Gee that's fair, eh Sockhead…? Double D? (He sees Edd in a trance-like state) Here we go.
Ed: What's wrong with Double D, Eddy?
Eddy: He's in love, Monobrow. (To Edd) Mini-skirt? (Edd shakes head) Goth girl? (Edd nods)
Chris: Now that everyone's here I have an announcement to make. This season's going to be a little different. Instead of having two separate teams, everyone will be put into individual duos. Don't bother planning your partner, because the teams will be chosen by random drawing. Every week there will be a challenge in which the winners will both win immunity from elimination later in the night. So get ready because up next we are going to decide this season's duos and then our very first challenge and elimination. And be ready to be assaulted with an endless barrage of twists and turns up next on Total…Drama…CN!
Chris: And we are back. Right now we will determine the ten teams of two that will compete this season.
Ed: How will we do that Mr. McLean?
Chris: Mr. Mclean, I like that. What we will do is use this custom-made Total Drama Randomizer. (Chris reveals a giant gumball machine filled with plastic balls with pictures of the contestants in each one.)
Gumball: What's wrong with a hat filled with pieces of paper?
Chris: Have you ever watched this show? Anyway let's begin shall we?
(AN: This part is completely randomized)
Chris: Our first team will consist of…Chowder and…Gumball.
The second team will be…Finn and…Penny.
Third are…Eddy and…Owen.
…Heather and…Mordecai.
…Buttercup and…Ed.
…Edd and…Duncan.
…Blossom and…Gwen.
…Jake and…Anais.
…Bubbles and…Rigby
And finally…Darwin and…Kevin
Chris: Get used to who you're paired with, because you'll be competing alongside them for the next 9 weeks.
*Confessional*
Chris: And feel free to expel your deepest thoughts in the outhouse confessional.
Eddy: I don't want to sound cocky our anything, but I'm totally winning this.
Gumball: I didn't expect Penny to be here. It's good to have friends with you especially when they're just friends *sigh*.
Edd (Wearing clothespin on nose) I definitely think that if I properly exploit my resources, I can win this season. That is if I can keep my attention off of Gwen.
*End Confessional*
Chris (Getting into helicopter) Alright guys, you better get going.
Finn: What do we do?
Chris: Oh yeah, I knew I was forgetting something. The first duo to reach the top of the cliff wins immunity.
Gumball: Do we have to jump off?
Chris: No. (Thinks to himself) No, we won't be recycling challenges this year. Alright, on your marks, get set, (Phone rings) oh hey man. No nothing's going on.
Eddy: Go!
Chris: Hold on, there was something else. Eh, I'll tell them later.
Edd: Alright, I'm pretty sure I can plot the quickest trajectory toward the top.
Duncan: Well I'm pretty sure I can throw you up there.
Edd: Okay then, what's your bright idea?
Duncan: I've already spent a season here; I know this place inside and out, I can find a shortcut.
*Confessional*
Edd: So, things are going well I guess. Could have a better partner, but beggars can't be choosers.
*End Confessional*
Heather: Come on Mordecai, I know a quick way to the top.
Mordecai: Look, before we go any further I need to ask you a question.
Heather: Okay, but make it quick.
Mordecai: How exactly can I trust you? You are the meanest, most conniving person in this show's history.
Heather: That was in the past. I've had some time to think since then and I decided to turn over a new leaf and become a better person.
(Mordecai makes the "I'm watching you" sign.)
*Confessional*
Mordecai: I'm smarter than I look. I know who to trust and Heather isn't exactly at the top of the list.
Heather: I'm telling the truth, I really changed. To prove it I'm wearing this wristband and snapping it whenever I have a mean thought. Now, I'll be able to get along with those idiots (snap) ow I mean wonderful competitors (multiple snaps).
*End Confessional*
Chowder (Breathing heavily): Gumball, how long have we been going?
Gumball: About five minutes.
Chowder: It felt like ten.
Gumball: There must be a way to make you go faster. (He sees a hot dog, a plunger, and a fishing rod) Hmm I have an idea.
Bubbles: What's taking you so long?
Rigby: Hey I have short legs; it takes me a while to move.
Bubbles: You aren't even standing up.
Rigby: Someone's getting kind of testy.
Bubbles: Grr you know what, find your own way. You're on your own.
Rigby: Fine, I don't need you. I'll be there in no time, after a short nap.
Edd: Well how's that shortcut going genius?
Duncan: Shut up, I'm a little rusty here.
Edd: A little? You're rustier than the tin-man at SeaWorld.
Duncan: If you don't shut your mouth I'll take that sock on your head and shove it up your-
Gwen: Having trouble boys?
Edd and Duncan: Hi Gwen. Wow, she's so pretty. What? You like her too? Stop that!
Gumball: Coming through!
(Gumball appears riding on Chowder's shoulders who's chasing a hot dog on a string attached to his head.)
Gumball: See you at the finish line. (He then hits his head on a branch) I suppose I deserved that. (He then passes out while Chowder is still dragging him)
(Bubbles arrives at the finish line)
Bubbles: Yay, I'm first! I win!
Chris: Hold on, hold on, hold on. Where's your partner?
Bubbles: Rigby? Don't know, don't care. What do I win?
Chris: Both members of a duo need to cross the line to win.
Bubbles: Why didn't you mention that before?
Chris: I was going to say it, but you guys left before I could mention it. Don't worry though if Rigby can make it before everyone else you can still-
Chowder: We're here.
Chris (To Bubbles): Ooh tough break. (To Chowder and Gumball) Congratulations guys, you win the first challenge. You get to spend the night in the luxury cabin.
Chowder: Yay! Isn't this great Gumball?
(Gumball, battered and bruised, tries to raise his arm in triumph, but collapses)
Chris: Bubbles, if Rigby shows up last you two will be up for elimination.
Bubbles: There's no way he's that stupid.
*3 hours later*
Bubbles: There's no way he's that stupid!
Rigby: Hey guys did I miss anything?
Chris: Yeah, the whole challenge.
Bubbles: What took you so long? Everyone beat us.
Rigby: You can't rush success.
Mordecai: You could say that if you were successful.
Rigby: No one asked.
Chris: Well one of you two will be voted off tonight. See you then.
Chris: Now that we're all here, let me go over the rules. Everyone except the two possible eliminated players will vote on who goes home. The one who doesn't leave gets to sit on the Total Drama Sidelines, where they will stay there until the teams merge. This will keep going until we have our final ten. Now proceed to voting.
*Confessional*
Edd: It's simple; if you don't try you shouldn't be here.
Buttercup: No one's mean to my sister, but me.
Mordecai: Sorry dude, you acted like a total tool.
*End Confessional*
Chris: In a unanimous vote
….
Bubbles
… you're safe.
Bubbles: Yay!
Rigby: Are you kidding me?
Chris: Dude, you took 3 hours to finish the challenge. Did you honestly think you would make it?
Rigby: Well I….no.
(He walks down the dock)
Rigby: You know what? Who needs this? I have a girlfriend, a good house, and a well-paying job.
Mordecai: No you don't.
Rigby: Stop talking! (Chef throws him into the boat of losers.)
Bubbles: Good riddance.
*Confessional*
Bubbles: This couldn't be better. I'm in the final ten and Rigby's out. I have a feeling this is going to be a good season.
Edd: So Duncan likes Gwen huh? Not like I care or anything. Focus Eddward focus.
Gumball (Bandaged): So I get to spend the night in the luxury cabin. I wonder how luxurious it'll be with Chowder. I hope there are separate rooms, or at least separate beds.
Kevin: I don't believe we've been properly introduced, I'm the real Kevin. Not that common bully you saw earlier. I'm the evil genius that will crush everyone who steps in my path. I don't envy the other competitors.
*End Confessional*
Chris: A new villain, nice. Well as we close our first night it seems like everyone's getting along.
Edd: Jerk.
Duncan: Dweeb.
Edd: Delinquent.
Duncan: Nerd.
Edd: Shut up.
Duncan: You shut up.
Eddy: I have an idea. Why don't you both shut up?
Edd and Duncan: Shut up! (To each other) Stop doing that.
Chris: See what I mean? It'll get even better the twists, the turns, and everything in between next time on Total Drama CN! Now all of you shut up.
*The End*
A/N: Well there you have it, my first story. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it. Criticism is welcome as long as you keep it constructive. Feel free to share any ideas for challenges you might have. I want to keep this going.