Sonic Gone Wild
Chapter 1:
Waffles and Pianos
Shadow awoke in the morning to his pain in the butt alarm clock.
"Arrrrgh… Turn that darn thing off!" Shadow yelled burying his head in the pillow.
The alarm kept ringing and Shadow kept getting annoyed. He wished he had his gun, but it was over on the dresser and he didn't want to get up.
"Knuckles!" Shadow let out a muffled yell.
Knuckles slumped into Shadow's room.
"What?" he yawned.
Shadow pointed to the ringing alarm clock and Knuckles sighed. He walked over to it and punched it. It created a mini explosion, rang once more and fell silent.
"Happy?" Knuckles asked.
Shadow nodded and fell back asleep. Knuckles slumped back out of the room. He was too tired to walk back to his room so he fell asleep in front of Shadow's door.
Rouge walked up the stairs and saw Knuckles lying on the ground. She smiled and shook her head.
"You couldn't even make it back to your own bed." She thought.
Rouge walked over to Knuckles and kicked him in the ribs. Knuckles woke up immediately holding his side.
"What the heck was that for?" Knuckles yelled.
"Why are you sleeping on the floor?" Rouge asked.
"I don't know. See ya." Knuckles replied walking back to his room.
Rouge sighed and knocked on Shadow's door.
"Go away!" Shadow yelled from the other side of the door.
"Fine." Rouge muttered.
"Wake up Knuckles, wake up!" a voice yelled.
Knuckles opened his eyes and saw Tails jumping on his bed.
"Get outta my room Tails! Now!" Knuckles yelled.
"Pleeeeeeeeeease get up! Everyone else is!" Tails moaned.
"Even Shadow?" Knuckles asked.
"Even Shadow."
Knuckles sighed and kicked Tails off his bed. He got up and stretched then headed towards the door. He opened it to see Sonic on the other side.
"Holy crap!" Knuckles yelled.
"Uh, hey buddy." Sonic greeted.
"Buddy?" Knuckles mocked.
"What, aren't we buddies?" Sonic asked.
"Not in the morning!" Knuckles explained.
"But it's 12:03pm!" Sonic said.
"Okay then, ask me again." Knuckles said.
"Uh, hey buddy."
"Hey! 'Sup buddy?" Knuckles greeted.
He walked downstairs leaving Sonic standing there. Sonic raised an eyebrow and mouth the word okay.
Knuckles walked into the kitchen and go bombarded by waffle boxes.
"Okay, who threw the waffles?" Knuckles asked.
"Why'd you fall asleep in front of my room?" Shadow growled holding another box of waffles.
"Well, if you hadn't woken me up at 6 in the morning, I would've stayed in my bed!" Knuckles explained.
"It's not my fault the alarm went off!" Shadow yelled.
"You're the one who set it!" Knuckles argued.
"So?" Shadow asked and threw another box of waffles at Knuckles.
"My waffles!" Chris yelled.
Knuckles and Shadow turned to Chris and stopped arguing.
"What have you done to my waffles?" Chris asked.
"He threw them at me!" Knuckles pointed to Shadow.
"Noooooooooooo!" Chris cried.
"Just go buy more. It's not like there are no more waffles in the world." Shadow said.
"But, I was doing a collection!" Chris screamed.
Shadow and Knuckles both locked eyes and smiled. Chris continued to cry. Shadow mouthed the word one. Knuckles mouthed the word two and one three they threw about 10 boxes of waffles at Chris, leaving him in a heap of boxes.
Sonic walked down the stairs at the wrong time. Tails and Rouge were laughing their heads off, Knuckles and Shadow were shaking hands and Chris was motionless in a heap of boxes.
"Did I miss something?" Sonic asked.
"Knuckles and Shadow throwing waffle boxes everywhere." Rouge replied still laughing.
"Waffles?" Sonic asked his eye twitching.
"Yeah. Why, you allergic?" Knuckles asked.
"Actually, yes." Sonic replied.
Shadow began to smile. Sonic looked at him confused. His eyes became real small when he saw Shadow tossing a box of waffles back and forth between his hands.
"Oh crap. Should I run?" Sonic asked.
"That'd be a good and smart idea." Shadow smirked.
Sonic sped off screaming with Shadow right on his tail laughing evilly. Rouge began to laugh so hard she fell out of her chair. Tails became worried and chased after Sonic and Shadow.
"Rouge calm down it's not that funny." Knuckles said.
Rouge had trouble stopping, but finally did. Espio walked in the front door and came up behind Knuckles. He tapped Knuckles on the shoulder.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Knuckles yelled jumping behind Rouge.
"Knuckles, chill, it's just me." Espio said.
"Oh, sorry." Knuckles chuckled.
"What'd I miss?" Espio asked.
"Chris being bombarded by waffle boxes, Sonic being chased by Shadow and Rouge falling out of her chair." Knuckles answered reliving every moment.
"Man, I miss all the good stuff." Espio whined.
Then a random piano fell out of the sky on Knuckles. Espio and Rouge began to crack up.
"Except that! That was hilarious!" Espio said between laughs.
"Look, he's unconscious." Rouge pointed out.
"Oops." Espio stopped laughing.
Espio and Rouge looked at each other and began laughing again. Knuckles woke up and glared up at them.
"You think that was funny, huh?" Knuckles asked.
Espio and Rouge nodded.
"Then, get a load of this!" Knuckles laughed.
He snapped his fingers and two pianos fell on Rouge and Espio. Knuckles got himself out from under his and began to laugh.
"At least we're not unconscious." Espio said.
Knuckles punched him in the head to make him.
"Now you are." Knuckles grinned.