Listen up journal! Its me Roger. Today a new boy moved to town. His name is Doug Funnie and boy is he such a pain in the butt! It all started when I was at the Honker Burger with my gang. He fell on the ground in front of me likes a stupid klutz and got ketchup all over my new expensive swede shoes. Instead of clobbering him right then and there, I decided to take him out back for a little chat. To mess with him, I told Doug the stupid town legend about the neematoads and he fell for it like a chump. He's such a dorky wimpy little loser! I can't believe he really believed me. I mean really thought that he could be popular. He really thought He'd be a hero. And its all because of finding a neematoad! Can you believe how gullible this guy is?! He's agreed to meet up at the pond at 7am tomorrow. I really hate mornings, but to laugh at Doug some more, I'll gladly wake up for that!