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Intro
Hi! I'm Uzumaki Naruto! Ummm yeah I've been writing in a journal to keep my emotions in check. That's what my foster dad says. His name is Iruka but to me he's more like a mother hen that likes to keep me in school. I hate school. I hate the people who would just pick on me for no reason. Oh well I'm kind of used to it already. Well yeah Iruka and my other foster dad name Kakashi. He is just a total pervert! I don't know how Iruka can put up with him and his….his….pervertedness! Yeah… that's it! Well yeah both of my peeps decided to move to Konoha, Japan because of the gangs that where on my ass. Not just him but mostly any boy I cross paths with! But it was mostly Sai and his gang. Luckily I can hold my ground most of the time he does his so called ambushes. Man Sai and his gang where always around me. Sometimes I think they would even sneak in my house and watch me sleep but I don't know. Well yeah Sai and his gang has been torturing since I started middle school. At first they where hurting me but as we started getting older I started looking more feminine ( A/N: 0o is that even possible? ) and well lets just say they started doing new things that I wont get into right now. So we moved to get away from all that and start a whole new life! I hope I can a lot of new friends when I start going to Konoha High school but that will be in about 3 weeks since its technically summer break. Man I hated my last school! Unfortunately my last school was an all boy's school. It sucked because almost all the boys were oogling my ass. What am I? A monkey in a cage to entertain people?! Doesn't that just make you sick? It does to me but oh well. Man I wish I could jus...
"Oi Naruto! We're about to land soon" Iruka tells Naruto "Hey?! Are you even listening to me?!" "Yeah yeah keep your shorts on. I was just writing in my journal." He said as he put on his seatbelt. "Your lucky Kashi's not here!" Iruka started scolding him. "Yeah yeah. Your just sad cuz dads not here to…" "Don't say it" Iruka said in a high voice while smacking Naruto on the side of his head with a news paper. "Owww" what was that for?!" he said holding his hand on his head where his precious little head was hit. "That's for… Aww just forget it" Iruka said while moving in his seat to get in a comfy position. About a minute later they could feel the weight being pushed down on them as they gradually declined from the sky. Soon they where just touching the landing strip with the airplane. "WHE'RE HERE! YOSH!!!" Naruto said as he pumped his hand into the air. Iruka just smiled at they very bouncy blond headed boy standing right in front of him looking in every direction. "Hey Naruto lets go check out our new house." Iruka tried telling Naruto. He spun around suddenly almost crashing into Iruka. "Sure!" was all that he said flashing his guardian a smile that can compare to the sun. "Lets Go Iruka!" was all Naruto said as he pulled Iruka to the baggage claim so they can get the hell out of the horrid airport.
Authors Note: Yo pplz thiz is like my first sasunaru its actually one of my first story that I made up other that the 6th grade write a book thingie but still I'm not the best writer and I know that but I still try cuz I got all these ideas in my head its just I don't know how to write it down like some of you talented people but yeah RnR I can handle anything u throw at me so bring it on! If you wanna help the just holla at me! Peace Out 4 now!