Invader and Pirates

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of One Piece of Invader Zim

We start our story in an American city called… well… I'm not too sure. Let us just say it takes place on Earth in a current century and leave it at that.

In this town lived a strange being. He was green; he had purple eyes and 2 antennae coming out of his HEAD! He also wore a red sweater-type thing and black gloves. He was the average size of a 10-year-old or however old the people in his class were and he, like everyone else in this world, had strange teeth that were square a lot of the time and jagged when he was yelling at someone.

Who was he, you ask? His name was Zim and he had been sent by the Tallest to enslave Earth. Did I mention that the Tallest made a mistake and didn't think this planet existed?

His robot sidekick was a short white and light-blue robot named Gir. Nobody, not even he knew what the G stood for. He was very stupid, but not a complete retard; and he was very fun-loving. Like most robots from his planet, he had short white legs. He also had rather tiny hands and thin tube-like arms. His body was small and was shaped sort of like a tin can with a rounded bottom. His head looked kind of the same only bigger. Did IO mention his legs weren't connected to his body? Well, THEY AREN'T! Also, he had blue eyes. Just thought I'd point that out. His eyes were actual cylinders.

"MUAHAHAHAHA!" laughed the fiendish alien invader as he plotted his next move, "I have come up with the perfect plan to doom these pitiful disgusting humans! Gir, take me to the artillery room!"

The robot gave him a salute and replied, "OKEY-DOKEY!" and pressed a button sending the elevator into a room with all kinds of advanced equipment and weaponry.

This was where the alien devised his evil plans for world conquest. It was completely free from any pitiful disgusting human to get into and was also immune the evil powers of donuts. This was always a safe place to plot.

"This is perfect," Zim said, cackling while he devised his evil plan, "I have discovered that humans are weak against clods of dirt, therefore I will invent a machine that can hurl dirt at my enemies! It's perfect and maniacally fiendish!"

Sadly, there was a problem with his machine. As soon as he turned it on, it exploded and a purple vortex came out of it.

"What is this?" Zim asked in astonishment, "It appears to be a wormhole! NOOOO!"

In mere seconds, he and Gir were both sucked into the hole. Where they would go nobody knew.

We now start a different, yet slightly-related story in a world where the pirate era was still taking place. This sea that it was in was known as the grand line and the fiercest of pirates ruled here.

The pirates that our story revolves around are some of the strongest pirates in this grand line. They were known as the Straw Hats.

Luffy was the captain who had just received a bounty of 300,000,000 berries. He was a plucky young kid with a dream of becoming the pirate king. He wore a straw hat had a scar under his right eye and a big monkey-like face. He also had short black hair, a red sleeveless shirt and a pair of blue half-jeans. He also wore a pair of sandals. They were SANDALS OF DOOM! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (It is so fun writing like the Zim characters talk)

The swordsman was Luffy's first mate. He was a muscular man who wore a white T-shirt, wielded 3 sword, dreamt of being world's best swordsman, had short green hair, wore a green truss, a green bandana for battle, serious narrow eyes and a smug face of DOOM! He was Roronoa Zoro, or as the evil pitiful disgusting employees at 4shame called him before they stopped publishing One Piece episodes, Zolo! AUGH! The evil name of… uh… EVILNESS!

The navigator was a beautiful young woman who loved to steal. She had short orange hair… of doom… always wore what the creators wanted her to where (Use your imagination, people) and wielded a blue staff called the Clima Tact! VERY DEADLY! Her name was Nami and she was the cutest girl among the 2 girls in the crew! AW!

The sniper was a long-nosed man named Usopp. He had curly black hair, a somewhat indescribable fashion sense, brown boots, tan skin and eyes shaped like perfect circles. He could also make weapons of mass destruction! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

The chef was a handsome young man with blond hair that covered his left eye. He wore a blue suit and black shoes and was a total womanizer. He was addicted to Nami and cigarettes. He smoked a LOT, at least 4 death sticks a DAY! He was INDESTRUCTIBLE! His name was Sanji and he was the best chef in the world. His dream was to find the All-Blue. Isn't he special?

The only member of the crew that wasn't human was a reindeer! He was also a DOCTOR! He was part-human, so he stood on two feet… er… hooves… of doom… and wore a red top hat… of doom. He had very round eyes and the cutest face you'll ever see among the Straw Hats! He also wore a backpack that he kept his magical doctor stuff in and had a blue nose that he considered a curse. Luckily, it wasn't deadly or contagious. It's a good thing. His name was Tony-Tony Chopper.

The seventh crewmember was a slim woman with long black hair. She was the hottest member of the crew. Sadly, she had a nose that looked like a broken piece of a frying pan, but nobody seemed to care. She also had narrow eyes and wore whatever the creators wanted her to wear. (Much like Nami only often more revealing) Her name was Nico Robin and she was a translator of sorts. FEAR THE TRANSLATING MIGHT!

The final and most recent crewmember was a cyborg. What's a cyborg? It's a human with robot components… or however you want to describe it. He had wavy blue hair, a bulky body with Popeye-style forearms and dressed like Ace Ventura in a Speedo. His name was Franky and he was the crew's shipwright.

Yes, all was well on the Thousand Sunny, which was the name of their new ship with a sweet lion's head as the symbol! Sanji was cooking dinner. This was normal. Nami was drawing a map of some sort and Usopp was looking out for an island.

Franky had no work since the ship was brand new and hadn't been damaged yet. Chopper was just lying around with Luffy and Robin was reading an adventure book. All was calm in the great blue seas.

Sadly, they didn't know it, but there was a no-good stowaway on board the ship and he was no-good to the bone! Who was this bad guy, you ask? Let's just say that a certain green nuclear mole had ended up on this ship after being sucked through a wormhole along with his annoying robot sidekick.

"Gir!" he shouted, "Where are we? What is this strange vessel that floats across the sea and has a floor made of wood?"

"This is whale!" Gir shouted smiling happily as Zim shut the robot's mouth and whispered, "Quiet! There might be puny humans on board this vessel! Why else would it be moving? We must hide!"

So, he ran into the first room he could find with the robot behind him entering rather slowly and carefree… y.

Luckily, Zim was safe in here. There was nothing wrong with this room and it was unoccupied. Also, more luck struck him.

"GIR!" he shouted, pulling a wig, a dog suit and a pair of plastic eyes out of his knapsack, "Our disguises came with us! That way, if we are caught, we will at least blend in with the puny humans!"

Sadly, somebody had obviously heard his amazingly loud voice and followed the sound.

"I think it came from in here," a voice said as a woman said, "I hope you weren't lying about this."

As Luffy and Nami opened up the door, the two stared at a small green kid and a yellow dog that resembled a stuffed toy.

"Hello, fellow passengers!" the alien said with his wig tightly attached to his head, "We are regular Earth humans just like you… only he's a dog… and we just happened to hop aboard your fine sea vessel!"

Luffy grinned and asked, "Why are you on our ship?"

Nami pushed the blind-sighted idiot out of the way and spat, "STATE YOUR BUSINESS HERE, STOWAWAY! YOU DON'T LOOK HUMAN!"

"Whatever do you mean?" Zim replied, "I am as human as you and the weird-looking kid who might be a monkey."

Nami examined him and asked, "If you're human, then why is your skin green and your face lacking in a nose and ears? Furthermore, how did you end up on our ship?"

Zim thought of the most legit excuse he could use and stated, "This is a skin condition and I am very sensitive about it! Furthermore, I was stranded in the ocean and thought I'd hop aboard your sea vessel!"

This was quite strange, but surprisingly, Nami actually believed him and, well, it didn't take a lot to fool the captain.

Zim and Gir were then taken to meet the other crewmembers and get acquainted. Zim was in no mood to learn names, but he had to keep up the act. Gir, on the other hand, was completely giddy over meeting new friends and gave everyone a hug.

Chopper noticed the dog speaking like a human with a very high-pitched squeaky voice and asked, "Are you part human like I am?"

Zoro was also curious. This too seemed like the result of a devil fruit.

"That's odd," the swordsman said, "I thought that there was only one copy of each existing devil fruit."

Zim frowned and asked, "Tell me, what is this devil fruit of which you speak?"

"It is a powerful fruit that enables the consumer god-like powers in exchange for the ability to swim," Nami explained. This gave the alien some wicked and dastardly ideas.

After being introduced to the whole crew, he and Gir walked off into a desolate corner as Zim laughed maniacally and said, "Now that I have stowed away on this sea vessel, I will take control of it and enslave these pitiful beings known as pirates! I will be the supreme ruler of the grand line!"

All looked well for him, but one thing was against him. Zoro didn't trust him, much like he always felt suspicious of the women in the group when they first joined. Either way, this was sure to be interesting.