Mindless Drabble. I thought of it after re-watching several Bleach Fillers.
Title: "Drink Up"
Tite Kubo owns Bleach and all it's characters. Too bad he didn't reveal the rest of the Espada.
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Ichigo had his eye on something odd.
Raven haired, short flat chest big eyed…girl or woman?
How old was the said girl or woman? He didn't even know what term to call her.
She looked at him with a puzzled look, as if she wanted to ask him something.
Ichigo leered back at her, surprisingly enough she leered back at him.
He leaned closer to her inches from making a kiss.
She pulled back and rammed forth and with an instant their heads smashed into each other.
Ichigo fell on his behind while the short girl straddled on top of him.
"What the hell was that?" Ichigo screamed at the short girl.
"Ichigo it's me Rukia! Have you already forgotten?" Rukia screamed back.
"Rukia? RUKIA?!" Ichigo pulled her in for a hug and fell back with a thud.
"Damn Kon" She muttered taking the green pill that had fallen from Ichigo's mouth.
Rukia stood up only to be met by the real Ichigo's crotch.
"Rukia you're smaller than ever" Ichigo teased
His huge right hand patted Rukia's head.
"This doesn't look right Ichigo stop patting my head" Rukia demanded.
"Not until you do me a favor" Ichigo ordered.
"What?" Rukia asked annoyed.
"Drink up" Ichigo grinned.
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When your girl friend is a clumsy girl, and is a pervert Drabbles like this one ouccur almost daily. D