Hiya! And welcome to my random DX funny story! I wish that they would do this, that's why I made it. So I can let my fantasy come true...in a sense of things. Please don't report this. I'd be sad. You guys can requests things for the fans to ask. Alright? Enjoy. I dunno how many chapters there will be, but there will probably be alot, unless ya'll stop reviewing.
Copyright for ALL the chapters: No, I don't own DX. Know why? They're humans. They're people, and that'd be odd.

Episode 1:

DX: Welcome!

Shawn: Thank you for joining us in Tea Time with DX.

Hunter: This is brought to you by the WWE, but mostly D-Generation X.

Shawn: At this time, we're going to receive our first call of the show…Ever.

Hunter: Are you ready? I'm sure you are. Pushes the call button. Why thank you for callin'. What's your name?

Caller: Justin.

Shawn: Howdy, Justin. What's your question?

Justin: I was just wondering…does it hurt to get hit with chairs?

Hunter: Looks at Shawn then at the camera. Are…you serious?

Shawn: Blinks and looks at Hunter. I…think he is.

Hunter: Hangs up. Okay! Next caller!

Shawn: That wasn't very nice, Hunter.

Hunter: Dude…he just asked us if it hurts to get hit with chairs! What does he think!? That it tickles?! Looks at the camera. No! It hurts! It's a shitload!

Shawn: Covers his ears. Let's continue, shall we? Hit's the call button. Thanks for calling. What's your name?

Caller: Julie! Squeals.

Shawn: You okay there?

Julie: Are you really Shawn Michaels?!

Hunter: Covers his face, trying to hide the laughter.

Shawn: …Looks at the ground, and then shoots his head up, clapping his hands together. Yes I am! Unless I've been lied to by everyone.

Hunter: Looks up. Was that your question?

Julie: I'm really talking to Shawn Michaels! Can I just say that I am like…your biggest fan like…ever! I have like everything you've ever released!

Hunter: I'll be back. Walks away laughing.

Shawn: Good to know that you're a fan.

Julie: Fan?! I'm just a fan to you?!

Shawn: Looks around for Hunter, then back at the camera. You just said that you're a fan!

Julie: But I'm just a fan!? Nothing else?! Just a fuc-

Shawn: Quickly hits the button. Okay!

Hunter: Come back, wiping a tear from his eye. Onward! Hits the button.

DX: Thanks for calling.

Hunter: What's your name?

Caller: Harold.

Shawn: What's your question, Harold?

Harold: Didn't you two hate each other 3 years ago?

Hunter: Frowns. Yes. Yes we did.

Harold: Then how are you two best friends? That can't be too good. I mean, you two wanted to kill each other in '04. Now you're all buddy buddy.

Hunter: Things happen, Harold. I'm sure that you and your friends wanted to kill each other at one point in time.

Harold: Well, yeah.

Hunter: There ya go.

Harold: But we didn't actually go on with it. You two actually hurt each other.

Shawn: Puts his face in his hands and sighs.

Hunter: Clenching his fist.

Harold: You guys still have to hate each other. I mean, Shawn. How in the hell could you have forgiven him?

Hunter: Stands up and points at the camera. Listen here, you little –

Shawn: Stands up and holds Hunter back. We're gunna go! Before Hunter kills something. This was Tea Time with DX! Drags Hunter out of the room.

Hunter: From down the hall. You're lucky I'm not near you, Harold!

R&R