South Park On Drugs

It was another Sunday mornig in the quiet redneck moutian town of South Park, Colorado.Small little 4th grader Eric Cartman woke to to shuffleing and bumping going on in his mothers room, like some one was working fast to clean up a mess or something..He gave a sigh and hoped out of his bed to see what the camotion was..Heving open the door Cartman saw his mother banging around her room.She grab a bag of something a pulled it behind her back..

Cartman: Ma-m whats going on..I was sleeping.

Mrs.Cartman:Nothing is going on..She then pulls back away from her son still trying to hide what ever it was behind her..

Cartman:Ma-m whats that? He points to a large sack of what looked like white poweder behind her back.

Mrs.Cartman:Uh, Oh, this, its uh my sugar bag..For mommys special candy hun.

Cartman: Well then why are you hiding it behind your back..I want some Freaking candy!He grabs the bag of "sugar" and starts to engulf it.Soon his mouth grew num, his eyes grew red and popped out , and his pupils dialted to little dots in a see of red.What is this stuff ma-m..He starts to scream as his vison is blurred by imaginary spiders that seem to be attacking him."aa holy shit..get off me god damn it! Help. the spiders start to disapear..

mrs Cartman: Looks at her son wigging out the finally says..Time for school hun..

Later that day at the bus stop Cartman rattles off about his morning to Kenny..

Cartman:Then George Washington through me the ball and I sliped and fell down the stairs.

Kyle: Shut up fat ass..George Washington died 100's of years ago..Stop making shit up..

Cartman:Slaps Kyle then says..You wouldn't know, George Washington wasn't a stupid fuckin Jew..such as you.

Stan: Don't listen to him Kyle..

Kenny:Hmmm hmm Hmmm..

Kyle: Kenny's right...Eat shit Cartman.

Cartman: Listen her God..He stops in mid sentence as a giant spider jumps on his face...Ah God damn it

The other boys watch in wonder as he fights it off.

Stan: What the fuck man...

Cartman: Get off you cock sucking bastard!The bus arrives just in time as the spider disapears..

Jesus you guys... the only thing scarier then giant spider is Jewish spiders..

Kyle: SHut your mouth fat boy..Stan calms Kyle down..

At school Cartman pulls out his baggy of special " sugar" and eats more...Lunch time finally comes arroung.

Chef: Hi boys!

Altogether: Hey Chef.

Cartman: He start to see spiders again but this time they say " schalom schalom"

Aw fuck you gotta be kidding me Jewish spiders..AAAAAAAA

Chef: Whats wron with you Eric?

Stan: I dunno he's been acting whack all day..I think its that bag of candy he's been eating.

Cartman:ahhh Jesus christ!

The spidears start to disapear, he breathes hard. Here Chef you can have some..It taste better then Kyles jewish candy.

Kyle:Stupid..rrrr

Chef: THis isn't candy Eric! Where the hell did you get a hold of this!

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