Summary: AU, Slight DarkxKrad. Krad's going to get his first hair cut...evil grin

Disclaimer- Will never own DNAngel…woe is me…

Krad's POV-

This isn't happening. This is so not happening!

"It is happening Krad." Dark said calmly while driving the car.

"Stop reading my mind!" I shouted. "You're the one who's forcing me to do this!"

"Oh come on, everyone has to do it once in a while!" Dark continued.

"Keep your eyes on the road!" I ordered as we nearly collided with a truck. I swear that I almost saw Death in the eye for a moment there.

"That was an interesting scene." My purple-haired lover chuckled.

Yeah, right. We would be dead by now if I didn't point that out!

"You, sir Dark, are a very dangerous driver." I growled.

He smiled at my comment and added, "And lovin' it!"

"Then why did you bother to drive me to a salon to cute my hair when you know I love my blonde hair!" I demanded angrily. "It took me quite a while to grow it this long!"

Dark pouted, his lower lip sticking out, quivering slightly as well.

Crap, he's using his adorable cuteness on me!

"So you don't love me anymore?" He asked in a well practiced whine.

Must not give in, I must not give in! "Um…er…"

"Hater!" He said.

Great now I think I made him mad.

"Of course not, I'm madly in love with you!" I exclaimed. If Dark sees me blushing like this, then I'll never hear the end of it from him! It wasn't really a bad thing it's just…

"Thank you!" He yelled jubilantly and immediately turned and hugged me.

See what I mean?

"DARK, THE ROAD!" I yelled. I reached out and turned the stirring wheel, driving the car in to a near by shopping center. I could hear the honking of other people's cars but my heart wasn't functioning right now. I saw death again.

"Life is very unexpected isn't it?" Dark asked. "Come on, we're here." He said as he unbuckled his seatbelt and opened the car door.

"Eh?" I said in confusion. "This is the hair salon?"

My doom had arrived…my poor hair!

We both got out of the car and I followed my koi silently, full of trepidation.

As I entered the salon after Dark, I glimpsed Death again. Why is fate being so mean and evil to me today!

"Welcome, which on of you will I be in service of?" A girl said.

"Him." Dark said and pointed to me.

"Please come this way!" The girl said and dragged me over to a chair.

I could have sworn that I heard my boyfriend say, "Good luck" to me. How very supportive of him. Especially when this was my first hair cut in...17 years!

"Just relax, everything will be okay…" She said as she placed a cloth around me.

But in my opinion this is what should've happened:

"MEET YOUR DOOM KRAD, ALL YOUR WONDERFUL AND PRECIOUS HAIR BELONGS TO ME NOW!" The evil witch laughed as she placed a chain around my neck.

AHHH! I could feel the scissors coming closer and closer to my hair! NOOO! I jumped out of my seat and headed for the door.

"Oh no you don't!" Dark laughed as he blocked the entrance. "Now suffer!" He had a…very evil grin on his face as he came closer and closer to me with a baseball bat in hand.

"Um…Dark?" I asked hesitantly. Before I knew it I was back in the chair and chained to it.

"NOW EXPECT YOUR DOOM!"

MY POOR HAIR!

Normal POV

"Krad's snoring again…" Daisuke commented from his seat in the back of Dark's car.

"Forget it. It'll take more then just shaking to wake him." The purple-haired teen said knowledgeably. "I bet he's probably having another one of 'those' dreams again."

"Maybe…" Satoshi replied.

"Do you think we should tell your boyfriend about the trip to the-" Daisuke began but was cut off by Dark.

"Quiet Daisuke, we'll tell him…soon enough." He smirked as he was driving to the same hair salon in Krad's dream. (DUN DUN DUN!)

Thanks for editing this Shimming Solitude! I.O.U!