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AUTHORS NOTE: I was bored when writing this, and yes, Tenny is a scott. Tennent is and that's good enough for a weird fanfiction. Hope you enjoy my wondrous artwork.

"DOCTOR!"

"AMY, DON'T LEAVE THAT ROOM!" the Doctor said, his voice muffed by the walls.

Amy stood leaning ageist the wall of a random room in a house that is 'haunted'. The Doctor was on the other side of the wall, staring at a weeping angel, who was mistaken as a ghost.

"BUT DOCT-" Amy started to say, but a glowing thing caught her eye. Amy stared at the glowing thing, it looked like bagpipes.

"Amy?" the Doctor questioned threw the wall, concerned about the sudden silence of his companion.

Amy was now standing in front of the illuminating bagpipes.

"AMY! DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!"

"They're just bagpipes Doctor. They can't hurt me."

"AMY!"

"Rose, where'd you find haggis? I know we're going to Scotland, but haggis? Really?"

"Doctor what are you talking about?" Rose asked the Doctor as she came into the control room from the TARDISes kitchen. She was looking at the same part of the control panel as the Doctor

"You don't see the giant plate of glowing haggis?"

"No" Rose said, sort of laughing. The Doctor continued to stare at the invisible haggis. "You and your haggis have fun. I'm going to go change. Don't want to be the naked lad in Scotland again." Rose said, referring their last trip to Scotland when Rose was 'naked' and they fought a werewolf. Rose left to go find the huge room filled with clothing.

After Rose left, the Doctor looked at the TARDIS. "Why haggis?" he asked her. Then Ten looked back down at the haggis. "I wonder if anything would happen if I touch it," The Doctor mumbled to himself.

"AYE CLARA! I FOUND A KILT!" Twelve yelled at his companion.

"WHAT COLOUR?" Clara asked.

"RED AND BLACK PLAID. IT'S GLOWING!"

"COOL! CAN I SEE IT?"

"SURE!"