COCO AND MANGO's 24 FanFic LOL EXTREME

POV OF JACK:

I just got the news... Kim DIED. *SAVING ME* omg... this sucks. Why am I alive? I mean, WHY??!!! grr.

POV OF KIM:

Damnit.

POV OF CHLOE:

Jack finally woke up from his 25 week coma. I wasn't sure if he knew that his daughter died while doing the crazy experimental surgery thing (or whatever it was lol how should I know? I'm good at computers NOT MEDICINE! lmfao) to save him... but then I heard crashing coming from his room... and then nurses, doctors, and eventually security guards started running into the room. The next five minutes was a blur... but I think there was a grenade involved! Where did Jack get a grenade in the hospital? I'll have to track that on my computer.

POV OF TERI:

Love you Kim! Missed you! Let's have some heaven-tea and wait for your dad, okay? Aww... you're so old now. It's weird.

POV OF KIM'S BABY TERI:

Wahh.. I'm hungry AND I went poopy.

POV OF JACK AGAIN:

DAMNIT CHLOE, HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?? THESE MALE NURSES ARE FURIOUS!!!

POV OF CHLOE:

I hate my job... but I love it so so much at the same time.

POV OF MR. CHLOE... AKA MORRIS:

Why do I have to be the mum? At least this child has no chances of becoming an idiot... two computer geniuses as parents, how could that backfire?

POV OF THAT WEIRDO-NAMED BABY... AKA PRESCOTT APPARENTLY:

Muahahahahha.... Kim didn't die because of the surgery... she was murdered! BY ME!!!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! (that's right, I'm evil!)

POV OF A RANDOM PSYCHIC:

Chloe, your baby is evil.

POV OF CHLOE:

You're a lying BITCH!!!! *slap slap*

POV OF JACK:

Let's take her into the interrogation room! LOCK THE DOORS!!!! I'LL GET THE TRUTH OUT OF HER!!!!!!

POV OF RENEE:

She's a psychic!

POV OF JACK:

DAMNIT!!!

POV OF PSYCHIC:

I knew you were going to say that...

POV OF JACK:

I know, I know, because you're a psychic!

POV OF PSYCHIC:

No, because you say it ALL THE FREAKING TIME!!!! Get a new line, buddy! Okay? I'm just gonna go find my crystal ball and find out if you can stop being so predictable, okay?? JEEZ!!!!

POV OF JACK'S GUN:

BANG!!!! I SHOT HER!!!1 YEEAHHHH I RULE!!!!!!! WOO HOOO!!!!!

POV OF CHLOE:

that was unnecessary...

POV OF JACK:

Yeah I know, but you're missing the point here.... YOUR BABY KILLED KIM!!!! I HATE YOU MORRIS!!!!!!

POV OF MORRIS:

Hey, it's Chloe's baby too!

POV OF CHLOE:

Shut up Morris!

POV OF JACK:

Yeah, and besides... Chloe is just so much cooler than you, okay? I know you arent really British... OR NAMED MORRIS!!!!!!

POV OF MORRIS:

uhh.... yeah I am.... ???

POV OF JACK:

Okay, whatever... I don't care.

POV OF MALE NURSE:

I love you and your man-purse Mr Bauer!

POV OF JACK:

Um... you're gay?

POV OF MALE NURSE:

Yeah

POV OF JACK:

I see... well this is my friend Morris, I think he is too!!!!! *lol*

POV OF CHLOE:

Yeah, he is.

POV OF KIM:

I'm dead but I still think that's funny.

POV OF GOD:

lol me too

POV OF JACK:

Okay I'm gonna go blow some more stuff up since I have nothing to live for anymore, peace out!

POV OF EVERYONE ELSE THAT'S STILL ALIVE:

see ya!

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