SASUKE SUGAR RUSH

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in anyway shape or form.

Just something that I wrote really fucking late at night, and having absolutely no idea what I wrote until the next morning. lol. Oh yea...that's always fun as hell. lol.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...SASUKE IS EXTREMELY OOC IN THIS FIC. lol. Hope you enjoy it!

Rated R for language.

'Dammit, it's morning already. And why does it have to be so fucking bright. Fucking evil sun.'

The raven haired teen thought with a groan as he rolled over onto his side and drew his blankets up to his face in a weak attempt to block out the harsh light of the morning sun. Already starting to feel the effects of sleep start to lift, he slowly cracked open his eyes to come face to face with his alarm clock, which had yet to go off. The red numbers of his digital clock showed that it was seven in the morning. He let out another groan as he slowly sat up, still not quite wanting to get out of his comfortable bed just yet. He still had about another hour and a half before he had to meet up with the rest of his dim-witted teammates for their next mission. He let out a loud, tired yawn as he drew the blankets back and slowly climbed out of bed. Despite what the other people in the village say and think, he was anything but a morning person. He hated mornings. Hell, he even hated the day. He was a night person. He loved the darkness of the night. The sun was considered vile and evil to him. The young ninja slowly trudged to his bathroom while running a hand through his messy hair.

After a couple of minutes, he emerged from the bathroom full dressed and, well, mostly awake. Now, there was just one more thing that he needed to do before he left, and that was eat. He walked out into his kitchen and opened his fridge...nothing. Maybe there was something in his freezer...no luck there either. Okay, there had to be something in the cabinets, right? Yea, it would have been nice. Sasuke let out a groan when he didn't see anything to eat. He really needed to do mad ass grocery shopping after the mission. He just had one cabinet left to go. Well, at least this one wasn't empty. Yet, he still didn't like what he saw in there...two dark chocolate candy bars. Deciding that he would just get something on the way to meet his teammates, he reached into his back pocket to grab his wallet but let out another groan when he saw that his wallet was empty. Actually, a moth probably flew out from the black leather wallet. Okay, now he only had two options; 1. He could starve and not eat anything until who knows when, or 2. He could eat the chocolate at least that would be something in his stomach, right?

Truth be told; everyone in the village thought that he didn't like chocolate. Honestly, that was anything but true. He loved chocolate. He was just always afraid to eat it, especially now when everyone saw him as 'cold and emotionless'. Or as the dobe put it, 'looked like he had a permanent stick crammed up his ass'. In fact, he used to eat chocolate all the time when he was little, before his brother had his psychotic episode. The only reason it didn't bother him then was because he was a happy kid. So it didn't matter if people saw the end result of him eating his favorite sweet. Whenever he ate chocolate...he would get extremely hyper. And we're not talking just bouncing off the walls. No...he was so bad that it probably would annoy even the dobe. As Sasuke stood there, staring at the bars of chocolate, he came to only one conclusion. He would eat them. It had been a good long while since he's eaten any sweets, and he was older now, so he probably wouldn't get hyper any more like he did when he was younger. Yea, that would work.

A couple of minutes later, and after eating...well...something edible, he arrived at the team's meeting spot and sat down on one of the steps in front of a nearby building. Any moment, Sakura would arrive and annoy the shit out of him, followed by the dobe to further annoy everyone, and then finally Kakashi-sensei would arrive last with some lame ass excuse for being late. It was the same damn thing every fucking time they had a mission. Though Sasuke never showed it, half the time he was very irritated with it and he often felt like saying 'fuck the mission'. Finally, his other two teammates showed. It was only going to take about an hour for their sensei to show up now. As the team waited for their sensei to show up, Sasuke did what he always did while waiting...tune his other two teammates out, not wanting to hear their mindless chatter. But as Sasuke was sitting on the steps, he started to feel something weird; it felt like his body temperature was rising just slightly and it felt like his nerves were playing fucking loud ass techno music inside his body. Even when tuning out his other teammates, he found it hard to focus on one thing that was going on around him. Finally, he began to realize what was happening when he looked down at his jittering leg. He quickly looked over at his two idiot teammates and saw that they hadn't noticed his current state...yet. Deciding that it was for the best, he was going to stand up and try to keep everything under control. That's what Uchiha's were good at, right? Keeping things under control and not letting anything at all get to them. Well, he just hoped that he could at least keep this under control.

Finally, Kakashi-sensei decided to grace Team 7 with his perverted presence. Sasuke was never more grateful to see their masked sensei. He just wanted to get this mission over as quickly as possible so that way he could get home quickly before anything really bad would happen. And Sasuke knew that it would be soon, for he was having a hard time focusing on what Kakashi-sensei was saying about their mission. The only thing that his slowly muddling mind was able to process was 'west', 'forest', and 'group of bandits'. So, putting the pieces together, he would just guess that they had to capture a group of bandits and bring them back. Well, that shouldn't take too long. And hopefully their little hideout wasn't very far.

As the four began their trek through the forest, Sasuke really wanted to get this mission over with quickly. Every passing second he could feel his self-control start to slip and he knew that it would only be a matter of time. He just wanted to hurry the fuck up and get back into the privacy of the Uchiha grounds where he would be free to bounce off the fucking walls without anyone seeing him. That would be the last thing that he would need. As the group kept walking, Sasuke glanced around at their surroundings, hoping that looking around would help to keep himself under control. As they were walking, his gaze happened to come upon two squirrels that were chasing each other. A small, almost non visible smile came to his face as he watched the two woodland creatures. It was even really cute and funny when he saw the squirrel that was being chased run into a tree and the squirrel that was doing the chasing run into the other stunned squirrel. Sasuke let out a small chuckle as he turned his gaze ahead of him. Suddenly, his eyes got as big as saucers when he started to realize that his stomach was starting to hurt and soon realized that he was trying to suppress something that was bigger than just a little chuckle. He was trying to suppress an all out laugh. This was definitely not good. He needed to get the hell out of here and back home. He looked up and stopped walking when he heard someone call his name. His other teammates had stopped walking and were now looking over at him with concerned eyes. He looked at each of the teammates, still trying to suppress that laugh.

"Sasuke, you don't look well. Are you sure you're well enough to come along on this mission with us?" Kakashi asked.
'No...I'm anything but okay.'
"You really don't look well, Sasuke-kun. Maybe you should go home and rest. It looks like you're about to lose your breakfast," It was Sakura's turn that time.
'Yea...what breakfast? It's my fucking breakfast that's causing this you dumb bitch!'
"HAHAHAHA! Sasuke-teme looks like a monkey with his cheeks bulging out like that!" Naruto said as he pointed at the Uchiha, laughing loudly.

Anything that Sasuke had up to try and keep his self-control in check, just all came down in a flash. His mind just completely shut down and was now running on those two chocolate bars alone now. Nothing could bring the Uchiha back down to earth. His teammate's faces dropped in shock as they saw the last Uchiha fall down onto his back, clutching his stomach as he laughed harder than Naruto. Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto all looked at one another before looking back down at the hysterical Uchiha, not able to comprehend what was going on. Was this a dream? Were they all still sleeping and just dreaming this? God they hoped so.

"Okay...I think it would be for the best if we got this mission over as soon as possible and return to the Hokage's," Kakashi spoke up, the first one to break out of his stupor. Sakura and Naruto just nodded their head numbly, still fixed on the hysterical Uchiha.
"Bandits! Where are they? Where, where where! Come on guys! We need to get them! Let's go, let's go, let's go!" Sasuke said quickly in what seemed to be all one breath as he quickly stood up.

The other three looked at the Uchiha in shock as they took in Sasuke's appearance. He looked completely different. Nothing from what they were ever used to seeing. His eyes were big and wide with mischief and a big smile on his face that just didn't seem to want to go away. They could not seem to take their eyes off of the bouncing Uchiha. This was something that any of them have never imagined to see at all in there life. They didn't think that this was even possible for the stoic Uchiha. He was always so serious. Hell, he barely broke a smile, didn't even really chuckle whenever they saw him. The only question that was going through their heads now was, 'who the hell is this person and what did they do with Sasuke'?

"Come on, come on, come on! Let's go! We need to get those bandits!" Sasuke said again quickly.
"Yes. Let's all get going and get home...ASAP!" Breaking out of their stupor, the three quickly turned around and ran off towards the bandits hiding spot. Sasuke just let out another laugh as he started to follow.

It didn't take the four long to reach the bandits hiding spot. Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto all peered through one of the bushes to take a glimpse at the bandits that they had to deal with, secretly hoping that Sasuke wouldn't...pull a Naruto. Sasuke watched his teammates as they looked through the bushes, all while bouncing up and down in place on the tips of his toes. The sugar still hadn't worn off. He quickly looked around at his surroundings, not really focusing on anything, until his eyes landed on a small, yet pretty long stick that was lying on the forest floor. With a big, childish grin he walked over at picked up the branch, swinging it around like it was a sword. He looked back over at his teammates again, and that grin just seemed to get bigger, practically reaching his eyes. He slowly walked up to his 'victim', bringing the stick up high, positioned like he was swinging a bat, and brought the stick down hard on his target with a loud CRACK! Naruto quickly stood up straight with a yelp, his hands immediately moving behind him to rub his sore butt. Sasuke fell back as he started to crack up when the blonde turned around and glared at the Uchiha, fire burning in his eyes.

"Who's there?" Came one of the gruff voices of the bandits.
"Shit," Kakashi said quietly as he quickly turned away from the sugar induced Sasuke to look through the bushes again to see all seven of the bandits on high alert, ready for an attack.
"Bandits! Where, where, where? I got 'em, I got 'em. I can get 'em!"

Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto didn't have time to register what happened. Sasuke was out of their hiding spot in a flash, and the next thing that they see is a big ass explosion, and Sasuke running back over to them with all seven bandits tied up, dragging behind him.

"Come one slowpokes! We need to get back! Come on, come on, come on! Let's go, let's go!"

It didn't take long for the four to arrive back in Konoha and return to Tsunade's office. The Godaime stared at the bouncing Uchiha with a quizzical expression. She really wanted to find out what the hell was wrong with the boy right then and there. Now, she didn't give two shits left or right about the bandits, she just wanted to find out what got Sasuke all worked up. Sasuke couldn't focus on what the Godaime was saying, that damned sugar was still in his system and it didn't seem like it was going to leave anytime soon. Finally, Sasuke's attention snapped forward when he finally was able to focus on the last sentence that came out of the Godaime's mouth, 'you are dismissed'. With a big grin, Sasuke ran forward and jumped out of the Hokage's open window to the ground below. Unbeknownst to the free-falling Uchiha, and unsuspecting Chouji, just happened to be his landing mat. Chouji fell face first into the ground, Sasuke landing in a perfect sitting position on Chouji's back. Sasuke looked around momentarily, as if not sure what had happened. He reached his hand down to poke the figure below him before another smile came to his face.

"Ooohh...soft landing." Sasuke said in a high voice before getting up and racing off.

The rest of Team 7 and the Hokage watched the whole thing from the open window that Sasuke had just recently jumped out of. A devious grin appeared on Naruto's face as an evil idea came to his mind.

"Tsunade baa-chan...do you have a video camera by any chance?" Naruto asked innocently as he looked up at the big breasted woman.
"Yea...why?"
"May I please borrow it for a couple of minutes?"

All the villagers stared in wonder when they would see Sasuke run by, doing the occasional back flip and laughing like a hysterical five-year-old. Just about the whole village seemed to be in a state of utter shock at seeing the last Uchiha in this state of mind. Some whispering to others that he had finally lost his mind and went nuts. All oblivious to the fact that this was all caused by two harmless chocolate bars. Sasuke kept running around until he got to the training grounds. He jumped from tree to tree doing acrobatic flips, all while laughing like a happy child. Sasuke went at if for hours until the sun finally started to set. It wasn't until that time that a certain blonde jumped out from one of the trees and walked around the training area, looking for the overly hyper Uchiha. Finally, he spotted him sitting under a tree looking totally spaced out. When the blonde stopped a couple of inches away from him, he was amazed when Sasuke still hadn't looked up to acknowledge the boy. Clearing his throat, Sasuke finally, yet slowly, turned his head to look up at the grinning blonde.

"Hey, Sasuke. You look like your back to your uptight self. How do you feel?"
"Like hammered shit. What the hell happened? I don't remember anything from the past few hours," Sasuke said sluggishly.

That small grin that was on Naruto's face seemed to grow bigger with each passing second as he reached behind him and pulled out the video camera that Tsunade was kind enough to let him borrow. He held the video camera up in his hand for Sasuke to see it clearly. Sasuke looked from the video camera up to Naruto, not sure how that was supposed to help him remember the past few hours.

"Are you sure you want to know, because I have...well...most of it all on here."
"Is it really bad?"
"Well...let's just put it this way...1. you laugh like a little kid, 2. just about everyone in the village thought that you had gone insane."

It was then that it hit Sasuke like a ton of bricks. He suddenly knew what had happened, and he knew the cause of it. Not just his teammates, but the whole fucking village had seen him go on a sugar induced rampage, completely hyper out of his fucking mind. Sasuke let his head fall into his hands with a loud groan as Naruto let out a loud laugh. Sasuke knew it...he could feel it already...no one would ever let him live this down.

A/N: And there you have my insanity. lol. Well...I hope that you were all at least a little amused by this as I was. lol. Well...not really required...but it would be nice and it would make me feel special if you could send me a review and let me know what you all thought. lol. Well...whether you want to or not...hope you all have a nice day!