Title:Buffy
Doesn't Know
Author:Freya421
Disclaimer:Nothing belongs to me.
Not anything from BTVS or from Eurotrip.
Summary:A lovely song
from Eurotrip re-worked Sunnydale style. Spike's POV
Warnings:
Spangel, parody, Buffy bashing. References to slashy actions of
variety.
Spoilers:None unless you didn't know Angel and Buffy
were together and if you didn't know Spike was his sire. But I just
told you that anyway so ha.
A/N: This fic idea came to me one
night when I was thinking about my friends whose favorite movie
happens to be Eurotrip. Anyway, naturally since Buffy's so goddamn
obilivious it's seemed natural to put her in place of Scotty. So,
there ya go! Please Review and tell me what you think!
Buffy
doesn't know that my sire and me
Do it in my car every
Tuesday.
He tells her he's brooding and she doesn't care
Still
he's on his knees and Buffy's unaware!
Oh Buffy doesn't
know!
So Don't Tell Buffy!
Buffy doesn't know!
Buffy doesn't
know!
So Don't Tell Buffy!
The Anne Rice routine is
flopping
But he's under me and I'm not stopping...
Because
Buffy doesn't know!
Buffy doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell
Buffy!
Buffy doesn't know!
Don't tell Buffy!
I can't
believe she's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you
thrusting.
Angel's sitting by her window,
And he's trying not
to show.
It's my new tongue ring and she knows nothing!
Buffy
doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Buffy!
Buffy doesn't
know!(X3)
We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Buffy
doesn't know!(x3)
The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when
you're on top!
He says I'm a good blow
And life's so hard
because Buffy doesn't know!
I did him on her birthday...
Buffy doesn't know!(X4)
Buffy doesn't
know!
Buffy won't know!
Buffy doesn't know!
Buffy's gotta
know!
Gotta tell Buffy!
Gotta tell her myself!
Buffy doesn't
know! (X10)
Chant Buffy doesn't know! (x7)
Chant
Buffy's gotta go!