Disclaimer:
I don't own Castlevania:SotN. I don't own Christopher Lowell, the Backstreet Boys (thankfully) or any other frightening comment in here. Please don't send hate mail. This started out as a joke and became a challenge that I couldn't completely twist their world and make it make some semblance of sense. Please review. All my own work er insanity here. This is also being posted to try and keep people at bay for the next couple chapters of the D story. Unfortunately E hasn't been available lately so... it might be a week or so til the next D chapter.
Without furthur ado...
Death Takes A Holiday
Death floated around the room for the 6938th time.
"Damn,"he muttered glancing at an imaginary watch on his bony arm,"Alucard's
taking his sweet time getting here." He floated over to the door where Alucard would
enter.
He peered out and shouted,"HELLO!!! GET IN HERE ALUCARD!!!" He
whined as he pulled his head in after no response,"I'm bored..." He floated around for a
few more minutes then pulled a suitcase out of thin air.
"Screw this,"he said determinedly,"I'm taking my vacation now no matter what
Dracy-poo says. After all, he promised me vacation time for how many years."
Death snapped his bony fingers and the suitcase was packed and he was wearing a
tacky Hawaiian shirt. After leaving a short note explaining he was going on vacation and
Dracy-poo could kiss his ass he picked up his scythe and the suitcase and floated out of
the castle and to the airport. He entered and walked up to the desk where the girl just
gave him a frightened look. He smiled widely and looked at some posters behind her for
trips to the Bahamas, New York, Paris, and Outer Mongolia. He thought about it for a
second then asked her politely,"Might I purchase a one way ticket to the Bahamas?"
Her hand shaking she handed him a ticket and stuttered,"That'll..that'll be.. 100
dollars.... please." Death reached into his pocket and pulled out 100 dollars and handed it
to her with a smile.
He then said,"First vacation I've ever had in oh say....a few millennia." He smiled
again and she fainted dead away. He shrugged and walked towards the airport waiting
room to wait for his flight. As he sat he noticed a few magazines with hideous flesh
covered women on their covers.
"How can hideous women like that make the front of magazine covers,"he
muttered to himself and pulled out a copy of PlayBone. He looked at the skeleton on the
cover and whistled quietly. "Now that's a good magazine cover,"he said as he settled in to
read till his flight.
**************************MEANWHILE*********************************
Alucard fought his way through the castle, which happened to spring up in
McKeesport at the Echostar building, and finally stumbled upon Death's room. Death's
room had originally been the training center and all around it's outside lurked zombie
CSR's. He looked around, confused.
"HELLO!" he shouted,"I KNOW YOU'RE HERE YOU DARK FIEND!"
"Come fight me," he finished. He walked over to the other side of the room and
found the note and went to go talk to his father, Dracy-poo. Alucard turned into mist
form and seeped through cracks in the castle walls till he reached his father's room and
reformed into his normal form.
"Father!" he shouted at Dracy-poo,"What is the meaning of this? Your good
friend Death has gone on.. on..... VACATION!" Dracy-poo was sitting with his left side
to Alucard while he intently watched The Backstreet Boys video for the thousandth time.
"Shut up,"Dracy-poo said in an agitated tone,"Howie's talking and he's got a sexy
voice..."(this does not reflect the author's feelings, I hate the backstreet boys.)
Alucard rolled his eyes and muttered,"Geeze, Now I see why any Belmont, even a
chick, could defeat you." Dracy-poo looked at him with a hurt expression.
"They just got lucky. Besides, This VCR thing is pretty cool, and it works with
the video camera I got from Granfalloon's last visit to the electronics store." He looked so
pathetic when he tried to do puppy eyes and Alucard sighed.
"Here,"Alucard said handing the letter to Dracy-poo,"Death left this in his room."
Dracy-poo stood up from his indian squat position on the floor as he read it.
He clenched it tightly in his fist and shouted,"To the airport. We're going to go get
bony buns."
Alucard looked at Dracy-poo in shock and stated firmly,"I don't want to know."
I don't own Castlevania:SotN. I don't own Christopher Lowell, the Backstreet Boys (thankfully) or any other frightening comment in here. Please don't send hate mail. This started out as a joke and became a challenge that I couldn't completely twist their world and make it make some semblance of sense. Please review. All my own work er insanity here. This is also being posted to try and keep people at bay for the next couple chapters of the D story. Unfortunately E hasn't been available lately so... it might be a week or so til the next D chapter.
Without furthur ado...
Death Takes A Holiday
Death floated around the room for the 6938th time.
"Damn,"he muttered glancing at an imaginary watch on his bony arm,"Alucard's
taking his sweet time getting here." He floated over to the door where Alucard would
enter.
He peered out and shouted,"HELLO!!! GET IN HERE ALUCARD!!!" He
whined as he pulled his head in after no response,"I'm bored..." He floated around for a
few more minutes then pulled a suitcase out of thin air.
"Screw this,"he said determinedly,"I'm taking my vacation now no matter what
Dracy-poo says. After all, he promised me vacation time for how many years."
Death snapped his bony fingers and the suitcase was packed and he was wearing a
tacky Hawaiian shirt. After leaving a short note explaining he was going on vacation and
Dracy-poo could kiss his ass he picked up his scythe and the suitcase and floated out of
the castle and to the airport. He entered and walked up to the desk where the girl just
gave him a frightened look. He smiled widely and looked at some posters behind her for
trips to the Bahamas, New York, Paris, and Outer Mongolia. He thought about it for a
second then asked her politely,"Might I purchase a one way ticket to the Bahamas?"
Her hand shaking she handed him a ticket and stuttered,"That'll..that'll be.. 100
dollars.... please." Death reached into his pocket and pulled out 100 dollars and handed it
to her with a smile.
He then said,"First vacation I've ever had in oh say....a few millennia." He smiled
again and she fainted dead away. He shrugged and walked towards the airport waiting
room to wait for his flight. As he sat he noticed a few magazines with hideous flesh
covered women on their covers.
"How can hideous women like that make the front of magazine covers,"he
muttered to himself and pulled out a copy of PlayBone. He looked at the skeleton on the
cover and whistled quietly. "Now that's a good magazine cover,"he said as he settled in to
read till his flight.
**************************MEANWHILE*********************************
Alucard fought his way through the castle, which happened to spring up in
McKeesport at the Echostar building, and finally stumbled upon Death's room. Death's
room had originally been the training center and all around it's outside lurked zombie
CSR's. He looked around, confused.
"HELLO!" he shouted,"I KNOW YOU'RE HERE YOU DARK FIEND!"
"Come fight me," he finished. He walked over to the other side of the room and
found the note and went to go talk to his father, Dracy-poo. Alucard turned into mist
form and seeped through cracks in the castle walls till he reached his father's room and
reformed into his normal form.
"Father!" he shouted at Dracy-poo,"What is the meaning of this? Your good
friend Death has gone on.. on..... VACATION!" Dracy-poo was sitting with his left side
to Alucard while he intently watched The Backstreet Boys video for the thousandth time.
"Shut up,"Dracy-poo said in an agitated tone,"Howie's talking and he's got a sexy
voice..."(this does not reflect the author's feelings, I hate the backstreet boys.)
Alucard rolled his eyes and muttered,"Geeze, Now I see why any Belmont, even a
chick, could defeat you." Dracy-poo looked at him with a hurt expression.
"They just got lucky. Besides, This VCR thing is pretty cool, and it works with
the video camera I got from Granfalloon's last visit to the electronics store." He looked so
pathetic when he tried to do puppy eyes and Alucard sighed.
"Here,"Alucard said handing the letter to Dracy-poo,"Death left this in his room."
Dracy-poo stood up from his indian squat position on the floor as he read it.
He clenched it tightly in his fist and shouted,"To the airport. We're going to go get
bony buns."
Alucard looked at Dracy-poo in shock and stated firmly,"I don't want to know."