The Date
Donte was at the counter when Randal came up to him. "Yo Donte I hear that
your going to have a Date tonight. Yo gonna bone her?" "Randal could you
possibly be more vulgar?" "You know me more than that Donte to know that I canbe whats wrong?" "Its a blind date." "Really so for all you know this could be a drag queen." "Randal why do you think of one of the worst things possible." "I really don't know."
Randal is talking to Jay and Silent Bob. "Ok so you get this jay?" "I think so your paying us to hang around you so Donte doesn't get suspicious when your spying on his date." "Yes." "How much Randal?" "Fifty each which means togather you get one hundred." "How did you get that much?" Then Randal thought he was cought because when he meant one hundred he meant cents but wannted to confuse Jay and Silent Bob. "I just have some." "Snoogins this great man we will do it."
Donte was waiting for his date at a street corner when he saw Randal and two
odd figures (Jay and Silent Bob dressed like Zee Zee Top) so Donte went up to them. "Randal what the hell are you doing!?" "I'm hanging with my freinds Brian and Twig." "Thats Jay and Silent Bob! I really mean what the HELL IS GOING ON!?" "Um Donte we like only came here because he paid us." Said jay in his Zee Zee Top beard. "Ok Jay i'll pay twice the amount now." "Ok Donte pay us two hundred bucks." "What!?" "Randal was gonna pay us one hundred." But thats all my money." "No money no way are we gonna leave you alone." Donte gives Jay his money they go off then Donte relizes he couldn't go on the date without money so even though he gave his money to Jay (Now it seems for no reason) he went home. Then his date a voluptuous comes out. "Hello I have lots of money so you don't have to buy a thing." There is no anwser. "I'm very horny." There was still no anwser so she left.
At the Quick An' Stop Donte and Rondal were talking. "Why did you have to do that who knows what she looked like. She probably look great." "Donte most blind dotes are with huge cows." "Yeah but Randal she could have..." Then Randal interupts Donte and says: "Forget about it Donte your in fantasy land." Then the conversation about what happened last night and Randal started talking about Star Wars again.
The Enb
Donte was at the counter when Randal came up to him. "Yo Donte I hear that
your going to have a Date tonight. Yo gonna bone her?" "Randal could you
possibly be more vulgar?" "You know me more than that Donte to know that I canbe whats wrong?" "Its a blind date." "Really so for all you know this could be a drag queen." "Randal why do you think of one of the worst things possible." "I really don't know."
Randal is talking to Jay and Silent Bob. "Ok so you get this jay?" "I think so your paying us to hang around you so Donte doesn't get suspicious when your spying on his date." "Yes." "How much Randal?" "Fifty each which means togather you get one hundred." "How did you get that much?" Then Randal thought he was cought because when he meant one hundred he meant cents but wannted to confuse Jay and Silent Bob. "I just have some." "Snoogins this great man we will do it."
Donte was waiting for his date at a street corner when he saw Randal and two
odd figures (Jay and Silent Bob dressed like Zee Zee Top) so Donte went up to them. "Randal what the hell are you doing!?" "I'm hanging with my freinds Brian and Twig." "Thats Jay and Silent Bob! I really mean what the HELL IS GOING ON!?" "Um Donte we like only came here because he paid us." Said jay in his Zee Zee Top beard. "Ok Jay i'll pay twice the amount now." "Ok Donte pay us two hundred bucks." "What!?" "Randal was gonna pay us one hundred." But thats all my money." "No money no way are we gonna leave you alone." Donte gives Jay his money they go off then Donte relizes he couldn't go on the date without money so even though he gave his money to Jay (Now it seems for no reason) he went home. Then his date a voluptuous comes out. "Hello I have lots of money so you don't have to buy a thing." There is no anwser. "I'm very horny." There was still no anwser so she left.
At the Quick An' Stop Donte and Rondal were talking. "Why did you have to do that who knows what she looked like. She probably look great." "Donte most blind dotes are with huge cows." "Yeah but Randal she could have..." Then Randal interupts Donte and says: "Forget about it Donte your in fantasy land." Then the conversation about what happened last night and Randal started talking about Star Wars again.
The Enb