"Ichigo!"
The black haired girl barged into Ichigo's room, her face flushed, hair messed up, and crimson eyes scared. His door hung broken off its hinges and was now swinging aimlessly back and forth.
"Save me, Ichigo!"
The redhead looked the demon girl curiously, his brown eyes meeting her crimson ones in a bored gaze. Then he looked at his door and sighed. This was the time she had broken his door by barging in…
"What's wrong now?"
"It's Aizen! He's gotten out of the prison and he plans to steal something with Tsukishima!"
Ichigo stayed slumped on his bed, reading his magazine.
"So? What does this have to do with me?"
"Everything! If he steals what he wants, he will be able to make you lose and create the King's Key and everything! He'll even make you and Hichigo his slaves and everything! Then Tsukishima shall rape your ass and hug you to death because you're a strawberry and everyone likes hugging strawberries like you!"
"What could be so powerful anyway? I've never heard of something that could do such a thing."
"It's the power that I'm using to write this story…"
Ichigo's gaze turned to one of great surprise and realization.
"Could it be? But they wouldn't be able to, would they?"
"It can be done…And Aizen and Tsukishima will try to do it."
"Well, whose are they going to steal?"
Shadownia gave Ichigo a very cross look and turned, keeping his gaze with his as she turned and watched Ichigo's chocolate eyes from the corner of the ruby cat eyes.
"They are going to steal Euregatto's Power of Fanfiction!"
Ichigo would've fainted if he didn't flip his table at the thought of Euregatto's awesome Fanfiction Powers. The said table smacked Shadownia on the back and nearly killed her but she smashed the table and went back into the room and planted herself on Ichigo's bed and snuggled under the covers. Ichigo sat down on the edge of bed and turned to the mass of black hair splayed over his pillow.
"What are we going to do?"
Shadownia's crimson orbs peeked out from behind the inky black curtains and her black claws gripped gently onto Ichigo's blanket.
"There is only one way to prevent them from stealing Euregatto's Power of Fanfiction. But it won't be up to us…"
"Then how…"
"Euregatto shall have to update My Mind's Mayhem and post even more Bleach stories! It's the only way! In order to be invincible to people stealing your Power of Fanfiction, you need TO USE IT!"
"So are you saying that Euregatto's not using her Powers enough?"
Shadownia nodded.
"Then I guess I'll just have to do something about it, ne?"
Ichigo logged onto Shadownia's Fanfiction and sent the following message to Euregatto.
Good author Euregatto,
You must update your story "My Mind's Mayhem" or else Tsukishima and Aizen will go and kidnap your Powers of Fanfiction and we shall all suffer from Aizen and Tsukishima's crazy perverted minds that will put me in a schoolgirl outfit or maybe handcuff me to a bed and whip me.
That or they will flip a table and steal your ramen and cookies.
-Ichigo and Shadownia
P.S. Ramen is really good, ne? And just for reading this thing and reviewing or writing a response, you shall get 20 Stars available for you to spend at Shadownia's Ramen Point Shop!
=)
"Done."
But by then Shadownia was fast asleep in Ichigo's bed with Hichigo cuddled up next to her.
Ichigo sighed changed into his pajamas and cuddled in with his Hollow half and his best friend and fellow wielder of the….
POWER OF FANFICTION.