Hello, not-as-awesome-as-me Maplers! My name is Hawkeye! Also known as 'Mr. Awesome', 'Definition of Awesome', 'Sparky', 'Awesomely Awesome the Awesome', and many other names that I can't think of right now (because I'm too awesome).
I am one of the chief knights of the Cygnus Knights of Ereve, as you should already know despite your less-awesome brains. I am the leader of the awesome Thunder Breakers, also known as the 'Awesome Underlings of the Awesomely Handsome Chief Knight Hawkeye'. As I write this letter, I am sitting in one of the Empress's tiny little confinement cottages – which brings us to the main problem here.
I am under house arrest.
Oh, it's nothing serious – I, just, um, demolished one of the ancient Erevian structures that are scattered all around this stupid floating island in my sleep. Come on! Sleepwalking is a small problem for the Awesome Hawkeye! But the Erevian Council deemed me too dangerous to be allowed to roam the Maple World freely, so here I am in this tiny cottage. This is beyond stupid... how can they even think of keeping me in this little hole? If only they didn't have magic-resistant walls and the dozens of knights patrolling outside...
So. Here I am. Not even Oz is willing to chat with me online (every time I try to strike up a conversation, she 'appears offline'), so I hacked into this cozy little FanFiction dot Net account to set up a Q and A session. I would read Irina's stories, but I think she might kill me if I do.
I'm so bored... I'm willing to do anything, even answer your un-awesome questions. So just leave a review or something, and I'll give you an answer in another chapter, mmkay?
Wow, it sure is dark out. Looks like it's gonna rain... but then, that wouldn't be so bad. Those pesky night walkers would have to go home – I just hope my internet isn't disrupted...
Damn. Gotta go pee. Bye~