Merlin: knock knock
Arthur: who der
Merlin: Gaius sent me here to examine yor perfect body or somthin take off your pants k
Arthur: no Mernin das gay
Merlin: it's mandatory
Arthur: have you herd anythin about Mornana
Merlin: da hail I kno I am yo wife I mean maid
Arthur: have u seen a Gwen around
Merlin: I think she fell off a bridge som1 used sororcery on her but it totally wasn't me bc I dont have magic member haha are you gonna eat dat
Arthur: i hav to send a serch party 4her
Merlin: no need to be rash Bradley
Arthur: get out of da way Mernin
Merlin: bby pls don't go
Arthur: what are u tryin 2 say
Merlin: ok ima say dis bc thers an elephant in da room but like I got it bc I was born with it
Arthur: with wut
Merlin: dees ears but das beside da piont
Arthur: den wut is it den I got a hair appointment at 4
Merlin: u kno how my eyes do da thing alot and things happen but your conveniently past out so you don't see it happen den you get da glory and I crying on dee inside
Arthur: no
Merlin: oh I do it like every episode
Arthur: are you sayin wut I think your sayin
Merlin: probs
Arthur: u wanna be a knight don't you mernin
Merlin: go look for Gwen
Arthur: no dis is bout somthin else
Merlin: nooo
Arthur: u wanna be mah queen don't you mernin
Merlin: I love u Arnold but u dumb as hell
Arthur: u'll look hella fly in Gwen's old dress RIP Gwen tho
Merlin: I kno but das not it
Arthur: oh I know
Merlin: wut
Arthur: you wanna waer her crown too
Merlin: don't das not it
Arthur: you want her weave
Merlin: no thank
Arthur: are you constipated again
Merlin: yea but das not it
Arthur: I don't have time for silly games mernin I have a mani pedi appointment at 6
Merlin: k den here it is ... I ... have...
cockblocker Leon: SIRE DA CASTLE'S ON FIRE
Arthur: looks like duty calls
Merlin: wale dang