[ Loud House Theme song ]
Crashing through the crowded halls, Dodging girls like ping pong balls, Just to reach the bathroom on time (Hey! Hey! Hey!) Leaping over laundry piles, Diapers you can smell for miles, Guy's gotta do what he can to survive!
In the Loud House! In the Loud House! Duck, dodge, push and shove, It's how we show our love! In the Loud House! In the Loud House! Two boys and ten girls (Wouldn't trade it for the world!) Loud! House! Loud! Loud House!
The ADVENTURES OF JOHNATHON RICE: LOUD HOUSE
Lily: (spoken) Poo-poo!
Ep: Johnathon meets the Louds Family
Me: Hi everone! I'm johnathon patrick james Rice... I'm tell you story about how I meet the louds Family in the first time ever. But it all started in dallas,tx where I was sleeping like dog.
So there is was sleeping like dog in this heat of the house, but the door knocking from front yard, and my mama open door and see boy in orange shirt, blue jeans,white and black shoes, and White hair came to say to my mama in nice matter.
???: Hi! I looking for Johnathon Rice is he here ?
Mama: JOHN!!!!!!!! GET UP!
So I woke up , get out the bed to put on clothes and go up front door see white hair boy saying...
???: Hello johnathon RICE! It nice to see you.
Me: and you are?
???: Lincoln, Lincoln Loud!
Me: ok Lincoln loud nice too me you my friend! So what brings you here?
So he came in grab his backpack and sit in chair pull out of bag Nacho chesee chips and start eating it in table for while, but me I was siting next to him and get some chips. I was thining about this guy ... and he kinda nice guy to me.
Me: so Lincoln Loud... how you get to my house anyway?
Lincoln: Oh This Giant white cap brougt me here to find you! And he want me give you this...
So lincoln give me big white hat is so bigger then my head like pineapple furit that I ate for breakfast. Then me and lincoln going to my room to found out what hell is going and who have lincoln have family or not. Who knows ... that I going to find out.
[ in DALLAS park]
In the park there 10 girls hangout pool to cool off they selves. The first one is short girl with yellow hair, with pink dress , with little crown on her head, white glove on her both hands, and her name is Lola Loud, the rest names are lynn loud, Liliy Loud, Lucy Loud, Lana Loud, Lisa Loud, Luna Loud, Luan Loud, Leni Loud, and Lori Loud are having great time.
Lori: I love this vacation...
Lucy: Sigh... I hopeing our brother lincoln get back buy dark... I love Darkness.
Lana: Speaking which... Where is l-
Then Flying ships with Two Demon Swords and the Skull on middle, and they start to shooting the Park with cannons fully spike balls everwhere on the park... Then Lisa check them out what they made of.
Lisa: I never seen spike balls so Deadly and painful.
Then ball open as pods and seem to be giant robots with Black and Red metal body with there faces cover up one big Eye. And one looks at lisa dead eye on her,
???: Beg pandon! Where is Hero of Peace name JOHNATHON Patrick James Rice?
Lisa: What slow your roll... Who's Johnathon Patrick james Rice you talking about.
???: All units... find johnathon Rice , the hero of Peace and bring him to me. On Double...
So all robot army spread out to find me and catch me alive till I been found me .
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