"Hello"-Normal speech
"Hello"-Normal thoughts
"Damn Brats!"-Angry speech
"You Baka!"-Angry thoughts
"Gomu Gomu no Pistol"-Devil fruit/Special techniques
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or One Piece.
Chapter One: The Man Who Will Become the Pirate King
It was a nice and sunny day in east blue while the seagulls where flying overhead some sailors were trying to collect a barrel that was drifting in the ocean.
As one of the sailors though the hook and rope it missed the target. "Damn, I missed again."
"That's strike three buddy, you're out." the other sailor said as he saw his friend miss the barrel for the millionth time.
"What are you two doing? You guys stuck." They turned around to see another sailor, laughing at the one who missed the barrel while trying to keep his cool.
The other two sailors just ignore him and focus on the barrel. As the laughing sailor calms down he suddenly looks out to a near island and looking around for something as the other two lifted the barrel up to the deck the notice how heavy it is.
"Its really heavy..."
"Maybe it's full of sake? It's a lot."
"Well it's ours now."
As they put the barrel down on deck the sailor who was in the crows nest has a horrified look on his face as he sees a pink ship flying a jolly roger with it's skull looking to it's right.
As he sees the flag he leans down over the rails and shouts to the two men. "Trouble to the starboard! There's a pirate flag on top of the mast! A pirate ship! Enemy attack! Enemy attack!"
As the two go to warn the captain and passengers, the other ship open fires on them sending three cannonballs straight at them. As they miss the ship sways side to side as the passengers scream.
Suddenly, the two men burst into the room with a panicked expression on their faces.
"Captain! Pirates have been spotted and have started to fire on us!"
"What!?"
As the ship sways again the people start to panic while the captain tries to calm them down and think of a way to get them all to safety. As they start rushing out of the room one orange haired girl smirks to herself and walks the other way.
"Fire!" an almost man like voice could be heard shouting as the pirate ship opened fire on the unsuspecting and helpless ship that was the sight of there next haul.
As the head of a woman could be seen looking over to the other ship she then moves her eyes over to a young pink haired boy that was shaking like a leaf while trying his best to not piss his pants in front of her, sadly though it didn't look like he was going to make it.
"Coby!" the woman says while turning back to the other ship as the cannons kept firing.
"H-Hai." the pink haired boy said. He was a small, chubby boy with round-framed glasses wearing a white button up t-shirt with two blue stripes going down each shoulder, he had black pants that went down to his ankles and red and white sneakers on his feet.
"Who's the most beautiful woman in this ocean?" the woman asked him with a promise of pain in her voice if he even dared of answering wrong.
"I-It's the captain of this ship of course, Alvida-sama." "like that will ever happen." The boy replied with the last part in his head as he slowly started sweating from the previous question just asked.
"Bwahahahahahaha" the woman laughed as she hit her mace on the ground. She was a very obese women with long wavy black hair, and freckles on her cheeks. She wore a white cowgirl hat with a large red plume, a red neckerchief, a pink plaid shirt, and a blue captain's coat over it with the arms in the sleeves unlike many other pirates. She wore rings on her fingers and her long sharp fingernails had red polish. She had a purple sash with a flintlock pistol tucked in it and some jewels. She also wore graying pants and red shoes with gold buckles.
"Well said." the she responded as she continued to to look at the ship.
"Thank you very much." the boy replied as he thought he had been saved...for now at least.
"Alvida-sama" she turns her head to another one of her crew "it's been a while hasn't it?"
She smirks and says "Indeed, now pull along side the ship!"
"Alvida-sama! a small ship has been spotted next to the vessel, what should we do?"
She raises an eyebrow at that news but continues to smirk while saying "Well then we will just have to see who exactly is trying to board it and teach them a lesson along with everyone else on that ship!"
"Yaaaaaaa!" the sound could be heard as the whole crew, except Coby, was getting ready to board the boat and start to rob the place.
Meanwhile on the ship, two new figures could be seen walking down a corridor of the ship looking for something to do.
"Man what a bother, I wish that they will just hurry up and attack already." the female voice wined as the other figure could be seen rolling his eyes at the female.
"Just be patient Kuro-hime, it's not like they will be going anywhere right?" the male figure said as he tried to talk his companion out of her boredom.
"~But Naru-kun~ I'm tired of waiting, we've been on that boat for weeks and I have had nothing to do but fish talk to you and occupy myself with other means." she said while a hint of seductiveness in her voice.
The male figure was about twenty three years old at a height of about 5'10 with an athletic body figure and average weight, he had sun-kissed blond hair with red streaks in them, ocean blue eyes that can make women get lost in them if they gaze upon them, a handsome lean face with no baby fat located anywhere with six whisker marks, three on each cheek, that make the girls squeal 'Kawaii' at as it makes him look cute.
He was currently wearing a plain white V-neck t-shirt with what appeared to be fishnet armor underneath it, with a bark blue unzipped jacket over top with white stripes going down the arms and the kanji for storm (嵐) on the back. He was wearing black loose pants that went to his ankles with a belt around him that held his katana in place and black open toed sandals on his feet (ANBU ninja sandals from anime). The katana was in a blood red scabbard with a golden hang cord, it's handle was red with a black cord wrap and a golden pommel. The guard for the sword was a hold circle that had a spiral design to it (the Uzumaki clan symbol). The Sword was one of the Twelve Supreme Grade swords, and the previous katana owned by his mother, Benihime.
This man was Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, son of the legendary swordsman Kushina Uzumaki, also known as the "Akai Chishio no Habanero", and the famous pirate Minato Namikaze otherwise known as "The Kiiroi Senkō", a name given to him because of his Lightning fast speed with his biri biri no mi powers.
Naruto blushed at what his newly introduced lover was implying and was trying his best to not shout at the girl right here and now.
Said girl was now sporting a sly smile at the sight of her 'roommate' and was thinking of new ways to tease him when this was over, oh how she loved teasing him, especially after one of their sessions and she was just looking for payback for what he did sometimes to get them there.
This girl was Kurotsuchi, the granddaughter of the famous Vice-admiral, Ōnoki of Both Scales or The Fence-Sitter, renowned for his mastery of the rokushiki techniques and his Paramecia class devil fruit, the Seru-Seru no mi. She was standing at about 5'6 with a curvy body and a nicely developing chest. She has short, black hair and pupil-less, pink eyes that are accentuated by her eyelashes running upwards at the corners. She wears a red long sleeved shirt with her right sleeve missing and a lapel over her right leg, the brown flak jacket, fishnet tights and a skirt over them. She also wears open toed sandals with a pair of gloves.
As they continued down the hallway they hear a sound above deck and assume that they have already started boarding the ship. This is what lead Kurotsuchi to smile with glee at the new enemies that she gets to beat up on, while Naruto thinks to himself as to how he is in a relationship with her and why, then he remembers that she will be sleeping after the fight so he had time to write his stories that she doesn't know he writes. 'The Howling Moon.' He has made a fortune on these books, mostly with the female population, under the alias of Arashi Kazama. The reason? Kurotsuchi is a big fan of them. He didn't need to give her any more ideas of what they should do.
All of a sudden they hear a noise coming from another room, as they look in they see three men standing around a big barrel of sorts and a pink haired boy that was shaking like a leaf at what they were about to do, smash open the barrel.
As the big one brought his fist down to 'open' the barrel, a teenager around the age of 17 with a straw hat on his head wearing short blue trousers with white fur around the bottom of the legs, along with sandals and a sleeveless red vest pops out of the barrel and punches him right in the jaw. He also has a scar with two stitches underneath his left eye and short black hair.
"WHAT A GREAT NAAAP!" he shouted as he stretched out of the barrel. As he hears a thud he looks around and sees a guy on the floor.
"What the? Who are you guys?" he asks the two stunned men as they look at their fallen comrade.
As they look at him they comically scream "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?"
"He'll catch a cold if he sleeps here." the strawhat wearing boy continues saying without a care in the world.
"It's your fault." they both mumble out as they try to get his attention. They both pull their swords out and point them at the boy.
"You bastard. Stop screwing around. Don't you know we're pirates!?" One of them says before he notices the kid isn't even listening and is just trying to talk to the pink haired boy.
"I'm really hungry, got any-"
"Listen to what I'm saying!"
Both Naruto and Kurotsuchi sweatdrop at the scene before them, it was like some bad comedy gag.
"You Brat!" the other pirate say's as they both get ready to cut him down.
The pink haired kid gasps as the strawhat boy turns around to see them bring their blades down on him.
"DIE!"
The pink haired kid closes his eyes as the boy turns around to face them. The next thing second the broken bits of the blade are sent flying towards naruto and kurotsuchi and just missed their head, but they are both unfazed by this.
As the pink haired kid opens his eyes they winden to see the strawhat boy alright and the two pirates on the floor shaking like a leaf.
"What are you doing all of a sudden?" the boy asks.
"W..who are you?" one of the men asks while still shaking
"Me? I'm Monkey D. Luffy. Nice to meet you!" He grins as the two men run out of the room dragging their fallen comrade behind them.
"What...what just happened?" the pink haired kid asks as he is still in denial of what just happened. One guy just beat THREE of Alvida's men, without even blinking!
"What's with them?" Luffy asks still confused by the whole thing.
"They were scared because you just beat them without even getting a scratch." Naruto says getting both of the boy's attention.
"Really? I didn't even know." Luffy says while looking at both Naruto and Kurotsuchi. "Who are you two?"
"Oh right, where are my manners. My name is Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, and this lady next to me is Kurotsuchi." Naruto introduced them selves to luffy.
"Hey, how's it going?" kurotsuchi replies with a grin on her face that luffy replies.
"It's nice to meet you, but ah...what are you doing on this ship?"
"Well that's not a long story actually, you see…" Naruto would have continued but the pink haired boy spoke up.
"What are you three doing? Hurry up and run! When they come back with their friends, you'll be killed!"
"Even so, I'm hungry." Luffy says with a grin still on his face.
"I think I saw a storage room down the hallway." Kurotsuchi says while pointing her finger down the hall.
"How can you say that so calmly!? There's lots of pirates on the deck!" The pink haired kid says while trying to pull Luffy away off the ship who was currently following both Naruto and Kurotsuchi to the storage room.
"Alright, Food! Food! Food! Food!" Luffy says as he sees the currently stocked storage room. He made his way to an open crate full of apples and starts eating them one by one.
"I'm Coby by the way, and your Luffy-san, Naruto-san and Kurotsuchi-san, right?" the now introduced kid Coby says while looking between Luffy, Naruto and Kurotsuchi.
Naruto and Kurotsuchi nod while Coby continues "That was amazing what you did back there Luffy-san. How'd you do that?"
"These are good." Luffy says while stuffing his mouth. "Is this a pirate ship?" He asks
Coby replied "No, this ship isn't. This ship is being attacked by Alvida-sama right now."
"Mmm…? It doesn't really matter, are there any boats on this ship?"
"A-ano, there should be, but…"
"My ship got sucked into a whirlpool."
"Ehh...A Whirlpool!?" Coby, Naruto and Kurotsuchi shout at Luffy. "Y-you should be dead." Coby says a little shocked by the news.
"Yeah, I was really surprised by it. Are you a pirate as well?" He asks turning his attention away from the crate of apples.
He was surprised by the question he was asked, then looked down to the ground in sadness.
"That was… a faithful day. That day, I went aboard, intending to go fishing...But it turned out that boat was going to a pirate ship! For the past two years, I've been working like a slave so they wouldn't kill me." Coby said as his head was still facing towards the ground.
"You're a freaking idiot!" Luffy says without even thinking.
"How can you say that?" Coby asks as he starts getting depressed.
"Because you are." Kurotsuchi says bluntly as he gets depressed even more.
Naruto then asks why he can't run away? Coby states that it is impossible and that the thought of Alvida finding him gets him scared and unable to do anything.
"Ohh, you are a coward. I don't like you." Luffy states, with kurotsuchi nodding in agreement as Coby has anime tears running down his face. Naruto just shakes his head at this and continues to look around the room.
Up on the deck, Alvida's pirates were moving chests full of gold and jewels towards their ship before the Marines can arrive to arrest them. While this was happening, the orange haired girl who is now sporting common pirate clothing finishes stuffing a bag full of treasure that she has stolen from said pirate and was just making her way out.
On the other ship Alvida was yelling at her men to hurry up or they will taste her iron mace when two of her crew came running up the stairs yelling at her.
"Alvida-sama! There's a problem."
"What is it? You're so noisy."
"T-the barrel was…"
"...A monster!"
Alvida widens one of her eyes and growls at them. She then throws her club at the and yells "Who's a monster?"
As the club hits all three of them and send one into the sea, the remaining two shake their heads and say "That's not it...a weird person came out of a barrel…"
"...He might be a bounty hunter."
"What?" Alvida asks while glaring at her two men.
"You're right."
The silence between the four people had been quiet for a while until Coby spook up.
"Completely right… if I'm only brave enough too drift in the ocean in a barrel, there's something I want to do… a-ano Luffy-san, what were you doing drifting in the ocean in a barrel?"
"I'm going to be the Pirate King!" Luffy replied with a smile as the other three had their jaws dropped open in a comical fashion.
"P...P...Pirate King?" they all said too luffy as they thought he was crazy.
"Yeah"
"Seriously?"
"Seriously."
"That means Luffy-san is a pirate?" Coby then said as he started too sweat a little.
"Right."
"Your crew?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Don't have any, looking for one now." said with a more than boarded expression. Seeing Coby spaced out a little he waved his hand in front of his face too get his attention. Coby then suddenly stands up and looks at Luffy.
"A Pirate King is someone who has everything in this world! Wealth, fame, and power all united within one person. Meaning you're going after 'One Piece'." Coby ranted on as Luffy nodded his head.
"Ah."
"'Ah' you say?! All the pirates in the world are going after that treasure!"
"I am to!" He said getting excited.
"Impossible, impossible, impossible, impossible, absolutely impossible! It would be impossible too stand at the top in this great pirate era! It can't be done, impossible, impossible!"
Luffy had enough of his bickering and bopped him on the head.
"Why did you hit me?" Coby wined as he nursed his now bumped head.
"Just because."
Getting back up he replied "It's fine, I'm used to it anyways."
Luffy then pulls his hat down over his eyes while smiling and says too him.
"It's not if it's possible or not, I do it because I want to. I decided to become the Pirate King. I don't care if I die, at least I die fighting for it."
All three of them looked wide-eyed at what Luffy just said. Naruto thought back to when he was under the care of his Godfather and remembering that his father said the exact same words he said when he strived for his dream.
"Those words, they sound just like what my father used to say. Monkey D. Luffy huh? Maybe you might get a crew sooner than you think."
Naruto snapped out of his thoughts when he heard Coby talk about his dream of becoming a Navy officer and asking if he could achieve it. Which Luffy replies with a Yes.
"I'm going to get out of here and stop working as a slave for Alvida-sama! No I will catch Alvida-sama!" Coby stopped talking when the ceiling collapsed and a huge object crashed down with it.
"Making friends like this...Who are you going to catch..? Eh, Coby!" a voice yelled out of the smoke as Coby was shaking like a leaf. When the figure emerged from the debris, Naruto and Kurotsuchi did a double take as they looked at what they could be described as a fat blob with a cowgirl getup that was making them sick to there stomachs.
As Alvida looked around the room she spots Luffy over Coby's shoulder and smirks at him.
"You're not the pirate hunter Zoro." She then looks over to Naruto and Kurotsuchi "None of you are!"
"Zoro?" Luffy asks with his head tilted too the side.
"Coby!" Alvida shouts making Coby jump in fright. "Who's the most beautiful woman in this ocean?"
"That is of course…" he was about to say but was interrupted by Luffy.
"Oi, Coby. Who's the fat lady?"
As soon as he said that all of Alvida's crew dropped their jaws to the ground as he just said the word that was taboo, while Kurotsuchi was snickering in the corner trying to keep her self from laughing at the straw hat boy's stupidity while Naruto was just looking wide eyed at what the kid just said. Never comment a woman's weight. It will end bad.
"Fat?"
"Now he's gone and done it…"
Alvida quickly sprouted tick marks all over her head and shouted in rage
"BRAT!"
Luffy jumps out the way in time as her club too come down and smash the floorboards. Luffy then grabs Coby and jumps up to the deck as Kurotsuchi and Naruto follow him. As they land Luffy then bends backwards to avoid a slash from one of Alvida's men than headbuts him into the ground. He then swings around and punches one of them who tried too attack from behind.
As a group of them go to cut him down he jumps back too avoid it and smiles as he grabs his arm. Coby smiles back but then gasps when he sees one of the pirate sneaking up on Luffy, He goes to warn him but the pirate is hit by an iron club of some kind sending him flying.
"You know it's not fair to attack someone from behind" As they follow the voice they see Naruto with his arm out with what looked like the iron club coming out of it. Everyone looks with wide eyes as Luffy has stars in his eyes at such a cool move.
As he retracts the club and it morphs it back into his arm a group of pirates go to attack him only for their swords to break on contact with his skin.
"Nice try, but I ate the Kane-Kane no mi, now I'm a metal man!" he says as he smirks at there reactions. While they were still in shock about what happened they suddenly got hit with a giant stone sledgehammer and got hit back to their ship.
"Hey! Don't forget about me! I ate a devil fruit to. I ate the Ishi-Ishi no mi, now I'm a stone woman." Kurotsuchi says as the sledgehammer turned back into her hands and placed them on her hips.
Luffy's eyes were practically shining as bright as the sun at the power the two people just used when he noticed several people behind him and just started running away from them.
"It's not fair to attack with more people!" As Luffy keeps running he grabs the mast with one hand and keeps running, as he did this, his arm stretched and just kept screaming as well. As the pirates saw this they rubbed their eyes to make sure they weren't seeing things then screamed at what just happened.
"Just kidding!" Luffy says as he prepares for his attack.
"Gomu Gomu no…" the men started running away as he started shouting, but they were to late. "...Roketto!(Gomu Gomu no Rocket)"
He then launches into them and knocks them over like dominoes as Alvida, who just climbed up too see he men get defeated, had her jaw on the ground at what she just saw. Coby then walks up to the three of them and asks.
"Luffy-san, Naruto-san, Kurotsuchi-san, what are you?"
Luffy just stretches the side of his mouth and smiles "Me? I'm a rubber man."
"And we just explained we ate the devil fruit and we are super powered humans to." Kurotsuchi chips in as Luffy snapped his gum back too his mouth.
"Rubber man...Metal man…Stone woman...that is just…" he was cut off when he sees Alvida behind him and hides behind Luffy, who was just standing there like nothing was going on.
"You three ate the devil's fruit right?" Alvida questioned as she looked at them in interest.
"Yeah, I ate the Gomu Gomu no mi." Luffy replied
"Is that so. I heard rumors about it, but i never thought it really existed. You also have some moves...are you a bounty hunter?" She she as she smirked at Luffy.
"I'm a pirate"
"Pirate? Just you?"
"It's just me right now, but i'll find a crew eventually. Let's see...I think 10 people sounds about right." Luffy say still ignoring the smirk on Alvida's face as she started laughing and saying that if they are pirates and not of the same flag then they are enemies.
As this was going on Naruto out of the corner of his eye spots an orange haired girl with a big bag over her shoulder sneaking away to the other side of Alvida's ship.
He snaps back to Alvida and Luffy when he hears Coby state that he Alvida is the ugliest old hag on the sea and that he was going to join the Marines and capture her as he, Luffy and Kurotsuchi laugh at what Coby called her.
As Alvida brought her club down on Coby, Luffy got in the way and it hit him in the head. He smirked beneath his hat and through his arms up.
"That won't work! Because I'm rubber." He throw his hand back as his arm stretched and balled it into a fist. He pulled it back while shouting.
"Gomu Gomu no...Pisutoru!(Gomu Gomu no Pistol)" He hit Alvida in the stomach sending her flying into the sea where she landed on her crewmate she hit earlier. As Alvida's crew looked on in disbelief at what just happened Luffy turned too them.
"Oi!" they jumped a little when they heard him "Give Coby a boat. He's going to going the Marines. Let him go."
"Hai, hai!" they said nervously as they ran off to find a boat.
"Hold up." Luffy and Coby look over to see Naruto looking at them. "Why not use our one instead, we could give you a ride?"
"Really? Thanks!" Luffy say as the ship sways as cannon balls hit the water, they look over the side to see three Navy ships firing at them.
"Look Coby! Isn't that great? Why don't you go?" Luffy then gets slapped over the head and hold his lumps as Naruto tells him that they will just think Coby is with the pirate and arrest him. They then follow Kurotsuchi to the boat and drop down.
As they landed in the water Naruto spots the girl he saw before in a boat next to them and waves. The girl blushes at Naruto's seeing his face and waves back, as the Marines close in they part ways and set sail.
Later on we see the four shipmates in the cabin of Naruto and Kurotsuchi's ship.(A/N: To lazy to write a description of it, it looks like Sanji's ship after they leave the Baratie.)
"We managed to get away somehow..." Coby says as he calmed down from what just happened.
Luffy just smiles and laughs "Hahaha, That was fun!"
"Um, Luffy-san. If One Piece is your goal, that means you are heading towards the Grand Line right?" Coby asks as Naruto listens in on the conversation.
"It's also called the graveyard of pirates."
"Yeah, that's why I need a strong crew."
Naruto decided to join in on the conversation "Well maybe we could help you their Luffy?"
Luffy and Coby turned to him as he said that.
"I mean, me and Kurotsuchi have just been travelling around the sea for weeks and with you around the trip might seem fun. What do you say? Can we join?"
As he waited for Luffy to answer Kurotsuchi came out too see what was going in and saw Luffy smiling at them.
"Sure, you two can join my crew! You seem real strong and you have the perfect ship for the beginning of our voyage."
When Kurotsuchi heard that she ran over to Naruto and bonked him on the head with a Haki infused fist leaving a steaming bump on his head.
"WHAT THE HELL DOES HE MEAN WE ARE JOINING HIS CREW? I DON'T WANT TO JOIN! You did this so I would leave you alone and not distract you from drawing didn't you?" she yelled while shaking her fist at him.
"I-Itai, that didn't actually occur to me actually. So we can join?" he said as another lump appeared on his head.
"Yep, but first. That pirate hunter...what kind of guy is he?" Luffy said as he faced Coby.
"You mean Zoro? I heard he was captured by the Marines."
"What? He's weak then."
"Not at all! He's a terrifying beast!" Coby shouted as he looked at Luffy questionably.
"Why are you asking me this?"
"If he was a good guy, I thought I'd make him a part of my crew." Luffy finished with a grin while Naruto and Kurotsuchi were looking at him if he were stupid.
"You're going too do something reckless again."
"He might be a good guy."
"He's been caught because he's a bad guy! It's impossible, impossible, impossible, impossible, impossible, Absolutely impos-" he was silenced with a bonk on the head.
"Why did you hit me?"
"Just because."
As they continued arguing Naruto and Kurotsuchi, the latter who was still sulking because she was going to have less time with the former, thought it was going to be a long voyage.
"I HATE YOU NARUTO!"
*BONK*
"ITAI!"
Translations:
Akai Chishio no Habanero - Red Hot-blooded Habanero
Kiiroi Senkō - Yellow Flash
Rokushiki - Six powers or Six techniques
Seru-Seru no mi - cell-cell fruit: A Paramecia type devil fruit the allows the user to alter a person's cells in the body and give inanimate objects 'cells' and controls them to.
Kane-Kane no mi - metal-metal fruit: A Logia type devil fruit that allows the user to turn their body into any type of metal they want and produce and almost limitless supply of it. It is categorized as Logia because different metals can be easily destroyed, cut, melted or molded without the users knowledge or doing.
Weaknesses: Metal is a good conductor of electricity, so any lightning or electrical attack or natural event while they are using their power will be useless. Some metals are soft and quite malleable and easy to cut depending on what the user will turn into some sharp attacks like swords will work while most will not.
Ishi-Ishi no mi – stone-stone fruit: A Logia type fruit that allows the user to change different parts of their body into different minerals and stones. It is categorized as a Logia because stone can easily be crushed or destroyed and the person can create an almost limitless supply of minerals.
Weaknesses: As stated before, stone can easily be crushed or destroyed.
So that's the first chapter for you, I might not update this for a while because i have exams going on and i might be to lazy to write this story.
Any way, tell me what you guys think of the story and i will get back to you.
M.S OUT!