Hey Look Everybody

Hey Look Everybody! The Background is Purple!

By MeatLoaf the Happy Donkey

[MeatLoaf's Note: When I wrote this, the background was purple. But when I posted it at fanfiction.net, the purple-ness went away. =(    So just pretend that it's purple, ok?]

Snape: Oh my gosh! Isn't it amazing?

McGonagall: What's amazing?

Snape: The background! It's purple!

McGonagall: * looks around * Wow! It is cool!

            Snape and McGonagall Stare in wonder at the beautiful background until Captain Nemo walks in.

Captain Nemo: Hello Everyone!

Snape: …pretty background…

Captain Nemo: * looks at the background * It's not that great.

McGonagall: What??? What are you talking about??? This is the coolest background ever!!!

Captain Nemo: I wish it was yellow.

            I walk in.

MeatLoaf: It has to be either purple or yellow. It can't be both.

McGonagall: Purple!

Captain Nemo: Yellow!

McGonagall: Purple:

Captain Nemo: Yellow!

McGonagall: Purple:

Captain Nemo: Yellow!

MeatLoaf: I know what I can do!

Captain Nemo: What are you going to do? Cool!

MeatLoaf: Now Everybody's Happy!

Snape: Can you make me talk in green?

MeatLoaf: Ok.

Snape: Thanks!

McGonagall: I want to talk in blue!

MeatLoaf: Okie-dokie.

McGonagall: This is amazing!

MeatLoaf: Let's go get some ice cream!

Captain Nemo: Ok!

Snape: Sure!

McGonagall: I talk in blue!!!

            Then everyone went to get ice cream.

The End

[MeatLoaf's Note: Wasn't that amazing???]