This story is rated M for suggestive situations. :)

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Chapter 1 – Emmett and the "Tent"

Emmett POV

"Em, please come! It won't be any fun without you!" Bella was insisting our family go to church with her, something I would not do.

"No! I don't wanna!" Goodness, did I have to act like I was five? I stuck my tongue out at her. Yes, I did.

Alice tried next. "Come on, you can spitball the minister!" I shook my head fiercely. "Alright, we need some extra persuasion…."

The door on my left opened. I dropped my jaw as the most beautiful undead being ever walked through in an outrageously short miniskirt and a pink halter top that showed her luscious cleavage. My Rose. She leaned against the doorframe sexily.

"Um…" I stammered. "I-I might consider g-going…." I leapt up. God; did they seriously expect me to sit there and just LOOK at her? I grabbed Rosalie's hips and pulled her into a deep kiss.

She finally broke the kiss. "Em, don't you want to get dressed then?" I looked down at my SpongeBob boxers.

"What's wrong with them?" I purred. She rolled her eyes at my frisky behavior.

"Just go get dressed." I saluted her and dashed up the stairs in literally a split second.

Alice POV

"Well that worked." I giggled. I scanned Bella's outfit, tut-tutting all the while. "No no no no no! Come with me!" I grabbed her warm hand with my own cold one and ran up the stairs.

I stopped halfway up. I had a weird feeling. Another vision.

Bella POV

Alice stopped. "Ah!" Then I ran into her. "Alice? Alice?" I waved my pale hand in front of her face.

She blinked a few times then started muttering. "Uh-oh, Rose needs to change clothes now! We really don't want Emmett and her…never mind…."

Then she turned and ran at full vampire speed to the kitchen.



I mimicked Alice's voice. "Hey Bella, I'm gonna go run at full vampire speed to find Rosalie so she can change clothes. Ehamahgawd, a FASION EMERGANCY! Care to tag along?" I returned to my normal voice. "Why sure Alice, that sounds jolly!" I kept up the one person conversation all the way down the stairs. When I reached the bottom step, a pale blur with black hair streaked past me. I pursed my lips. Then I was nearly knocked backwards when a blonde blur streaked past me as well.

"Fine!" I yelled. "I'll go see Edward!" I stomped off to the piano room where I could hear my lullaby being played and sat down on the piano bench in a huff.

"Hello, Love" Edward stopped playing and put an arm around me. He kissed down my neck. "Ready for church?" I snuggled closer to his cold, hard body.

I sighed. "I suppose…" The shiny black of the piano reflected our images, and I watched Edward lean in and kiss me again. I fiddled with the piano keys for a few minutes.

"Let's go." He took my hand and led me out through the garage to the Volvo. Just then, Rosalie and Alice came outside. I gaped. Let's just say that the miniskirt looked better.

Now Rosalie was wearing a long pink floor-length skirt, and a long-sleeved while blouse. But, even in the horrid clothes, she looked like she belonged on a runway. "You really don't want to know," Alice said as they approached.

Rosalie didn't look particularly happy with her new ensemble. She kept fussing with the buttons on the blouse and fixing the skirt with pursed lips. They climbed into the convertible.

"Emmett's joining us at the church," Edward said as Rosalie floored it and screeched out of the driveway.

--LATER, AT THE CHRUCH--

Rosalie POV

Emmett sat beside me, but he was angry at me because of my change in outfit. Oh well, I could easily make him forget; I just bought that new leopard print thong yesterday…. Even so, he kept trying to feel me up. AT CHRUCH. Geez, I love Emmett and all, but seriously! He can't wait an hour or two without seeing me naked.

I peeked at the clock in the back of the church. Five more minutes, thank God. Get it? We're in a church, and we need to thank God!? Never mind…. Somehow, Emmett had found some coloring books for the Sunday school kids. He was busy drawing Mary in a bikini and renaming her Rosalie. Then he decided to draw guns all around the poor sheep. After coloring them in with red and purple stripes, of course.

Finally it was over. Geez, I hate the fact that Bella could fall asleep on Edward's shoulder, which she did about ten minutes in. I stood up. Emmett started lifting the hem of my skirt.

"Cut it out!' I chastised him. "We're in a church!"



I think the coloring books must have gotten to him, because he started calling me Mommy. Either that or he was feeling frisky.

"But Mommy, I want to play in my tent!" Oh boy. He sat down on the ground and tried to lift the skirt up high enough to put it over his head. I looked over to see Jasper and Alice beside themselves with laughter. At that point, Emmett had gotten under the skirt, and I could feel his fingers running up the inside of my leg. Oh My God. I tried to tug the skirt off from over his head.

Edward was leading Bella out of the pews, when she tripped on the side of the pew. Then she continued he fall right into me and Emmett. I heard a loud rip, and my mouth dropped open as I fell to the ground. My entire skirt was ripped clean off me. Ever man in the church stared, much the annoyance of their wives.

Bella's face was bright red, she was horrified. She kept apologizing. "It's alright, Emmett would have done it anyways," I said. She still looked uncomfortable though.

Jasper threw a Hymn book against the far wall, where it hit with a loud boom. In the two second where no one was watching me, I streaked out of the church a top speed, jumped in my car, and floored it.

Emmett POV

I watched as Rose flew out of the church. Maybe playing tent wasn't one of my best ideas….

"Oh, really? I wonder why?" Edward sneered. He held Bella close to him, he head resting on his chest. I looked at Bella's eyes. Hehe, deer in headlights look. Edward glared at me venomously and turned away with Bella. I made a face behind him. Stupid Edward.

"I heard that!" He called over his shoulder. Damn. "Heard that too!" I clenched my teeth together.

"Fine!" I shrieked. Jasper was staring at me intently. "Don't you--" But I already felt the wave of calm wash over me. Is everyone turning against me? By that time we were the only people left in the church; Alice, Jasper, and me. We all walked silently to the cars, except Alice murmuring to Jasper and stroking his arm.

I wish me and Rose could be like them, just be able to whisper things to each other with out having to lock our doors. I guess that was my fault. I could tell that Rose wanted to have that kind of relationship with me. Well I would try to give it to her. I climbed in my Jeep and headed home.

--LATER, AT HOME--

Still Emmett POV

I knocked on our door to the bedroom me and Rose shared. I could hear her sitting in there, sniffling. It wasn't that bad, was it? "Come on out, honey. It's OK…." I murmured by the door. "It's OK…." I heard someone come up behind me, and turned around.



Bella looked uncomfortable. "Um…mind if I try?" I looked at her, shocked. She wanted to help Rose, when my Rosie had always been unpleasant to her? She waited.

"Oh, um, sure…." I got up. Bella knocked on the door and waited for an answer. When she got none, she knocked harder.

"Rosalie, it's me, Bella. Please open up. Can we please talk?" She fidgeted. I heard soft footsteps and the door clicked open. She pulled Bella inside. Sigh.

Rosalie POV

What on earth does Bella want? I opened the door slowly and pulled her in when I saw Emmett leaning against the wall. I pulled her onto the bed. "Well?" I asked.

"Rose, I wanted to say I'm sorry. I didn't mean to trip, but it's me, so it's kind of inevitable that I would trip. But I didn't mean to trip onto you. And there was the skirt and all those people staring at you. And I feel bad about Emmett too. I don't know why he does these things, but I wanted to say sorry for tripping you!" I held up a hand. She was rambling.

"Bella, it's OK. I told you. Emmett would have gotten it off anyways. Can I tell you something?" She nodded. "I really want what you and Edward have. What Alice and Jasper have. With me and Em, it's mostly just a physical relationship. But I want to be able to look at him, and know he loves me. I want to be able to talk to him without us having to go somewhere private just in case it gets out of hand. To me, that's greater love than making love." I looked at her.

"I'm sorry." She whispered. "If I could, I would give you all that. But I'm just a useless human. And I know that I cherish all of that with Edward. And the fact that you, gorgeous Rosalie, doesn't get that, it makes me feel…I don't know. But I hope that you can get that."

I pulled Bella into a hug. I could tell she was surprised, but then relaxed. "Let's go find Emmett." I said, releasing her. Bad idea. She was too close to the edge, and fell off backwards.

"I'm OK" I heard her small voice chirp from the floor. I started laughing hysterically. I clutched my sides and would have cried if I could.

I helped Bella to her feet, and helped her smooth out her clothes. Then I went and opened the door. I saw Emmett leaning against the wall, eyes closed, with a pained look on his face. "How much did you hear?" I whispered.

He opened his eyes and took my hand. "Enough," he said simply. "And I want that too." He grinned at me, and I put my hand on his cheek.

"Thank you," I whispered. "Thank you."

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