Teenage Undesirables

Crazy-Mani: hey guys, it's me again, I haven't finished with the final chapters of My Sweet Uchiha, but its almost finished now, not more than six chapters are left.

This is Teenage Undesirables, and it's a love story.

Warnings: This fiction is not meant for those who are offended by mentions of yaoi. Please do not read it and comment badly if you are not a fan of boy x boy romance.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its Characters or places mentioned.

Chapter 1

High School was not the best place to make first impressions. Most people could attest to that.

In the first year, you weren't quite the same person you are when collecting your diploma.

The same could be said for this bunch.

A few years ago, Sasuke Uchiha rolled on his bed and waited impatiently for the clock to alarm, so his brother could finally make him breakfast and he could leave. It had been a long standing dream of his to attend the Konohagakure Academy. It was for the very elite, and it was a long ride from home; Reserved for only the most intelligent and wealthy of students. It was with that perception, that he had dressed in a formal suit, (tuxedo) and styled his hair in two parts, held in place by hair gel.

Upon arriving, he noticed that the academy was large, but it did not have the great golden gates sparkling in the sunlight that he had hoped for. Walking along side his brother who was casually dressed in dark blue jeans and black sweater, he began to feel uneasy. He heard chatter just down the halls, and some laughter was just too obnoxious to belong to the very elite. Adjusting his jacket sleeves that fit perfectly, his steps fell behind his big brother, who had decided to ignore him.

Not long after that, he was in the Orientation Room, where every one was already seated, and he was now the centre of attention. He noticed that no one, not even the parents were in a suit.

And strangely, it stained his reputation for good.

After first year, he finally had the chance to paint a new picture for himself. He went with his brother again, but this time, he wore leather pants, and a tight black shirt and he made sure to stay away from all hair gel. That made him a friend of the girls and an enemy of the guys.

In third year, he decided it didn't matter what he wore to orientation, because everybody else was trying to please him. He was already the most popular guy in his year, and he planned to keep it that way.

In fourth year, he was transferred to the advanced academics class, where he met Karin and Sakura, two of the most annoying creatures on the planet. It was in those moments that he decided girls were too annoying to be anything other than sex toys.

So it was this in mind that he decided to go casual today, on the first day of year five, his final year at the Academy. He felt oddly nostalgic; he had put all his first day outfits in order hanging in his closet. He ran long slender fingers over them. He would be applying to the University of his Choice in a few weeks when they were accepting.

He would miss his friends, because he knew none of them were heading in the same direction he was going, especially one blonde idiot. Sasuke wondered how he was doing. He hadn't seen him since before the summer break, when his uncle had to take him abroad for unknown reasons.

Was the blonde blue eyed stereotypical idiot ok? If Sasuke had ever not known the description of a Beverly Hill blonde, he definitely met the perfect example.

Said blonde boy was hugging tightly a large fox pillow pet that his older brother Kurama had given him. His dad had married a woman who already had a child, but Naruto hadn't met him until much later in life. Kurama had red hair the day Naruto had met him, and he also had a major scowl on his face. He knew instinctively that he was family. He was a large boy version of his mother. At first, the older teen was a living nightmare to the pre teen. He would cut his hair when he was sleeping, put salt in his mouthwash, use razor blades to loosen the seams of his jeans… the list went on and on.

Naruto had been a lot like his mother, and he looked like his dad, so it was easy for him to be the image of both parents. Kurama's dad had been a bad experience for both mother and son. Minato did not take responsibility of Kurama when he had just met Kushina, so the boy had to stay elsewhere. He was sadly, yet very easily forgotten by the new family. It was when Naruto was eleven, and Kurama was fifteen that they finally discovered each other.

Last year, when Kurama's grandmother had fallen ill, he had left the country to see her. A few months later, their parents had also went to visit her. Just a few weeks after, the uncle, Jiraiya, had to take Naruto from school to go to her funeral. From there, Kurama had expressed his home sickness and he was granted permission to stay for the summer. Since it had already been too late into exams for Naruto to return to the Academy, he just stayed with his family at the old large ranch for the entirety of almost three months. Calling his friends back home had been a feat, since the calls would not go through, and the ranch had no wifi. The internet café was several miles away, and it charged too much money for his parents to take him there. In those months, Kurama and he had formed an inseparable bond, and they teamed up together against the world. Their parents had liked the new improvements, but it was costly since Kurama had been teaching Naruto how to use a hunting gun, and how to kill animals. The blonde had been too eager.

It was at the fair nearby that Kurama had entered the competitions and won them all, getting the grand prize of the life sized custom made fox pillow pet, and a new smart phone.

Kurama had immediately given the pillow to his little brother, ruffling his hair in the process.

Now, the blonde sighed softly, his brother was still in Texas, and he wasn't coming back until the deed of the ranch was officially his. He had to wait until he was twenty one, and that would be in November. He hugged the pillow tighter, and then sighed once more. He wasn't sure what he wanted to become as yet, but if Kurama was planning to permanently live in Texas, and then he would join him on the ranch, and set up the internet. He didn't really want to leave his home, but he loved his brother, and he felt like a piece of him was missing.

Eventually, he got up and finally got ready for school. He still had to wait on his parents to take him to school, since he failed his driving test every time he attempted it. He could have just gotten a car and let his dad or mom teach him, but they ran out of patience a long time ago. Besides, he liked texting in the car, and doing all sorts of crazy stuff.

He looked at the time; he was already late for orientation.

Kiba was letting his dog lick his nose as he listened to the long speech from the Vice Principal Miss Shizune Katō. She was so annoying, he thought. They were seniors of course they all knew the rules. The brunette searched the crowd for the blonde head of hair that was supposed to be here over an hour ago.

Turning to his sister who was half asleep, he placed the small dog in her lap and quickly got up to run away. A few heads turned to look at him, but he ignored them as he made for his grand escape.

Standing beyond the doors of the main hall, he sighed in relief. He slipped his cell from his pocket and tapped the screen several times with his thumb, texting Naruto for the first time in weeks.

'R u dead?'

After a few seconds, he got a response, 'no. r yew?'

'Y r u soo l8?'

'am almost there. -_-'

Kiba laughed to himself. He could imagine Naruto rolling his eyes in annoyance. 'hurry.'

After waiting for a short while, he could see a black Jeep Cherokee enter the drive way. He didn't recognize it as Naruto's parents car, but he figured it was him, since he was the only one in over three hundred students who was not there when the attendance was being taken thirty minutes ago.

After it parked in a teacher's spot, Naruto stepped out from the front and his dad followed next.

Kiba waved wildly for Naruto to notice him, but the blonde's gaze was locked somewhere else, and he was talking on the phone, Kiba looked around to find the object of Naruto's attention when his eyes rested on the Uchiha. He groaned. Was it even fair for one guy to be so cool? He was perfect, even the straighter than a ruler football star could see that. Sasuke had the eyes of all the girls, even after he rejected them over and over, and he was smart enough to make honour roll, when nobody else even stood a chance, plus, he was athletic, and was in the track team, and played basket ball.

Kiba glared at him, and noticed he was on his phone as well.

"well hello there." Kiba snapped his head around as had to look up at Mr. Namikaze, he was a freakishly tall character, and Naruto always seemed dwarfed around the man.

"Hi Minato, sir." He smiled half heartedly,

"Tell me, how late am I?"

"Naruto missed registration and the attendance list."

"Nothing I cant fix." He smiled brightly.

Naruto went to stand next to Kiba, he was still casting glances at the Uchiha.

"Hey Naruto! Where have you been?" He tried to distract him

"In bed. We arrived late yesterday and all the unpacking and stuff made me dog tired." He expressed animatedly. He slung an arm across Kiba's shoulder then noticed it was not a good fit. Somehow, Kiba's shoulder had gotten wider, and he was a little taller. "Wow Kiba, you've really grown!" he exclaimed, "I can't even rub shoulders with you anymore."

Kiba laughed proudly, "Well I have been eating lots of meat." He announced playfully.

When he looked around again, Sasuke was gone. For some reason, the Uchiha made him uneasy. Maybe It was because he stole Naruto from him as best friend since the tenth grade, or just because he was so damn good looking compared to everybody else.

For whatever reason, he linked arms with Naruto and led them in side, having already reserved three seats incase his mother had shown up as well.

Naruto smiled as he placed a large stack of rentals in his new locker. He'd be collecting his white shirts and ties today. After all, seniors were the only one who was allowed to wear uniform, it was by choice though, but most of them wanted the variety, since it would be their last year.

He waved to practically everybody who passed him, and got several bear hugs from girls who claimed to have missed him. His firsts were sore from all the fist bumping, and he felt odd when he realized all his friends had extra height. It didn't really bother him, but it made him wonder if going to Texas for so long had messed with his growth hormones.

"Back from vacation I see."

He turned to look at his best friend and rival. "Uchiha." He mock glared, "I went to a funeral, it was hardly vacation."

Sasuke shrugged a shoulder to dismiss his previous statement. He examined the blonde. His hair had gotten darker, along with the color of his skin; he looked more… exotic, for some reason, and was the blond always that short and skinny? Wasn't he a part of football? He ended up noticing that Naruto had gained some muscle mass, though itwas very subtle judging from the slight bulges in his arms. He had on a close fitting sky blue wife beater and a black tailor cut leather blazer over it. He had on his signature style Capri's. This pair was black, and relatively tight, stopping just below the knees.

Sasuke found himself staring, and he ground his teeth together.

"I got you a small gift thing." The blonde continued, because he was just that type of guy. He bought people stuff.

"Oh joy." Sasuke drawled, still anticipating what stupid thing he had gotten this time.

Naruto pushed his hand in the grey messenger bag over his shoulder, and presented Sasuke with a small wrapped parcel with Sasuke scribble over it.

The popular boy tore it away and saw a key chain; it had a tiny autographed image of green day, and on the other side, a picture of Naruto standing next to the Billie Joe Armstrong. Sasuke almost made a sound of glee. Instead, he nodded reverently,

"I don't know how you managed to do this, but this is the first time I thought you did something cool." Sasuke muttered. He held the chain tight in his fist and looked at his friend gratefully.

"You are welcome!" Naruto moved closer to him then bumped him with his elbow. "I was in Texas, on a ranch, with cows and shit!" He looked up to ensure Sasuke was paying attention, "I had to milk animals, and then drink the milk from their tits." He continued. "One day, I was so bored, Kurama decided to take me for a ride. I saw their tour bus and we had to stop them. I begged for ten minutes, and then I got this picture. I promised I wouldn't put it on the internet, but I had to share the love with someone, so I thought, 'why not give one to Sasuke back home?' he loves Green day as much as I do!" He explained. By then the blonde was grinning widely, and from his close proximity to Sasuke, the Uchiha could smell his perfume and fresh minty breath as he spoke.

Without his consent or realization, Sasuke was already semi hard in his pants.

A/N: Ahh, I hope you guys like it.

It will be a little lengthy and I'm sorta doing this on impulse so bear with me.

As usual, leave me a review and I will take into consideration any suggestions that you have.

Thank you. *_-