Chaos Arrives.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Warhammer, if I did I wouldn't be writing this. I would be relaxing in a mansion at the coast.
It was a dark night in Konoha. Everyone was parting, celebrating that the Genin exams were the next day. The Exams lately escalated from a normal exam to a spectacle for the family members of the students.
Somewhere else, in a back alley a little kid was cornered by a large group of poeple.
"We finally got you, demon." One of them said. "We will finally finish what the fourth started." He said before he brought out a sword and prepared to strike while Naruto closed his eyes.
When this happened time seemed to slow down, before coming to a stop completely. Naruto opened his eyes and saw that he was in a dark place. When he looked around he saw 4 glowing orbs of energy floating in front of him. They then expanded and the glow died down. Instead there were 4 figures standing in their place. One was a large man in crimson red armour and a large blade at his waist. The other was a huge mountain of rotting flesh that could not be humanoid. The third was a woman that was the very image of beauty itself. She had a perfect hourglass figure, fine pale skin, full DD-cup breasts, a nice, shapely, large, yet firm looking rear. She had long silver hair flowing along her back, deep purple eyes, a heart shaped face with black coloured lips that had fangs poking out of the upper one and she wore a long white robe. The last one was something beyond description. It had dragonic looking legs with 4 talons on each foot, a humanoid torso which kept twisting in shape, large arms with blue scales, sharp claws and a bone spike on each elbow and a demonic looking face with 2 large horns on it. It had long hair that kept changing colour, shape and even turned into snakes at some point. From his back sprouted 2 bird-like wing whose colours kept changing.
He looked at them in awe, not knowing what to say. The woman saw that he was staring at her and smiled at him. "Like what you see, handsome." She said seductively. She did not expect his answer, however.
"Yes I do." He said. "Very much actually." He said with a smirk. This actually got the woman to smile at him even more.
"Slaanesh, no seducing the chosen just yet, alright?" The one in armour asked.
"Awwwww, why do you ruin my fun Khorne?" The woman, now identified as Slaanesh, whined.
"What has happened to us?" The rotting flesh mountain said. "We are the gods of Chaos and we are bickering like little kids. What's next? Doing good deeds?"
"If that is what the chosen wants, then so be it." The winged man said. "He controls us now and I personally think that a little change in action is refreshing, don't you as well, Nurgle?" He said.
"Of course you would say that Tzeentch." Nurgle said. "You are the GOD of fucking CHANGE!"
"Details, details." Tzeentch replied.
"If we are done, we can continue with our talk with the chosen." Khorne reasoned.
Naruto was staring the whole time as the 4 figures, which were gods apparently, were bickering like they were brothers and sister. He didn't know how close he was to the truth.
"Well now that is settled, we can continue." Khorne said. "We are here to crown you as the new chosen of Chaos. Will you accept this?"
"Are there any negative side-effects involved with this?" Naruto asked.
"Since you are our First chosen in centuries and we have backed down from our evil ways quite a lot, several ceturies without a way to toy with humans tends to do that, their won't be any negative side-effects." Khorne said. "Unless you see having my sister Slaanesh here as a lover as a bad thing." At this Slaanesh was smirking.
Naruto's eyes widened but he regained his composure quickly. "Are you fucking kidding me?" He said. "You mean I get this vision of beauty itself as a lover and on top of that gain power as well? Who the hell wouldn't accept that offer?" He said. "Okay, someone who is gay might decline, but i'm as straight as they come."
The gods smirked at this and chuckled a bit. "Then let's begin the ceremony." Khorne said. Then an altar appeared before him. The gods motioned for him to get on the altar. He then walked to the middle and a circle appeared beneath him with an 8 pointed star within and 4 pillars rose up, one at each diagonal point. The gods then appeared around them. They then began speaking. "I, Khorne the Blood God, Lord of Skulls offer you my power, do you accept?"
"Yes I do. Naruto answered." Then a large amount of black energy appeared and went into Naruto. Khorne then backed down as Slaanesh stepped forward.
"I, Slaanesh, Princess of Chaos, Goddess of Pleasure, offer you my power, do you accept?" She said.
"Yes I do." He said and the process repeated itself as Nurgle stepped forward.
"I, Nurgle, God of Pestilence, Lord of Decay, offer you my power, do you accept?" He said.
"Yes I do." Naruto replied and process was repeated. Then Tzeentch stepped forward.
"I, Tzeentch, God of Change, Architect of Fate, offer you my power, do you accept?" He said.
"Yes I do." He said and the process was repeated. Then something happened that no one expected. A large amount of red energy appeared out of Naruto's stomach area and took the form of a woman. She was almost an exact copy of Slaanesh except that she was shorter, had tanned skin and red hair, nine red tails waving behind her, fox-ears and was wearing red robes. Naruto could only look. "K-kyuubi-chan?" He stuttered out. The woman then gave him a warm smile.
"Yes Naru-kun, it's me." She said. "I'm here to offer you my power as well." She said.
He then smiled warmly at her. "I accept." He said. Then 6 of her tails turned into energy and entered Naruto. As the glow died down, Kyuubi walked up to him and kissed him right on the lips. Once she pulled away, Naruto was tackled to the ground by Slaanesh, who kissed him on the lips as well. Now however Naruto took it a bit further. His hands moved to her ass and gave it a squeeze, causing her to moan into the kiss as he kept massaging her ass. They then pulled away and saw that everyone was staring at them.
"This marks us as your mates." Slaanesh said smiling as she regained her composure. "But now you have to get back to your world." She said as she saw Naruto's smile fade. "Don't worry, we will appear in the real world as well." She said, smiling as Naruto brightened up again. He then was transported back into the real World.
The shinobi was about to attack until he was blown away from an intense eruption of power. When they looked at Naruto they were shocked from what they saw. Naruto looked like he was 19 years old, had long waving black hair, icy blue eyes with slit pupils, pale skin and wearing long black robes with crimson edges. When he looked at the mob, they were shivering from the sheer amount of killing intent he was unleashing. "You tried to kill me." He said darkly. "But now you die." He said as he raised his hand. Then a scarlet coloured flame appeared around his hand. "Tzeentch's Firestorm!" He yelled as the flame was unleashed on the mob, incinerating them all. When the flames died out, there were weird shapes inside the smoke. When the smoke cleared there were 20 pink horrors waiting for his command. Then Naruto focused his mind and spoke. "Merge as one and become my First heralds." He said as the horrors merged together to form 4 seperate Heralds of Tzeentch. Then 4 Discs of Tzeentch appeared as their mounts. "Go to the realm of Chaos and await further command." He ordered. The Heralds then disappeared.
Then the Hokage and Anbu arrived. "Who are you and why did you do this?" The Hokage demanded. Naruto just raised an eyebrow. "You don't reconise me Hokage-sama?" He said. "It's me Naruto, don't let the appearance fool you, old man." He said. "What happened to you?" The Hokage asked in shock. "I made a deal with the Gods of Chaos and the Kyuubi because these idiots decided to attack me." He said. "And before you say anything, no the Kyuubi didn't influence me." He said. "As a matter of fact she and Slaanesh should be arriving shortly." As he said that to portals appeared behind him. Out of them stept the Kyuubi and Slaanesh. "Hokage, meet Slaanesh and Kyuubi, AKA Shade and Akane." He said as the 2 women smiled. "We will be going to my house now and we will see you tomorrow after the exams." He said. "For now goodbye." He said as they disappeared.
"What have we done?" The Hokage sighed. "Naruto made a deal with the Dark Gods and the Kyuubi and apparently has the Goddess and Kyuubi as lovers." He said. "What more can possibly wrong?" He asked. "He could want revenge." One of the Anbu said. "Let's hope he doesn't." Another said. "Indeed, let's hope so." The Hokage said.
What will happen next time? We wil see when I think of it.