Author Notes: Moar drabble! Getting sick of it yet? This is a play off the internet meme, 'Unexpected Naked Jack'. I've labeled this fic as 'in progress' because I plan to keep adding scenarios as they occur to me, it won't exactly be a rapid thing (as I'm easily distracted), but I have a few others in mind. Oh, don't act so surprised, you know he fought hard(lolol) for the Doctors affections off screen.
The Doctor walked into the kitchen with an air of indifference, passing a naked Jack perched on the kitchen counter, to cross to the fridge. After collecting the ingredients necessary to make himself lunch, he passed Jack again to find an unoccupied space to prepare it.
Only a few moments passed before an impatient Jack cleared his throat in an effort to gain his attention, shifting his hips in order to better exhibit what he had to offer.
The Doctor seemed to be already very much aware of him, showing no outwards signs of surprise when another presence was brought to his attention. He sighed.
"Yes Jack, you're naked." The Doctor deadpanned, akin to an exhausted parent humoring their child, of which had been bringing the same toy to their attention for the better part of a week. In fact, he was almost certain that a child would be less persistent than Jack was. Probably would have given up trying to get him to 'play' days ago.
Jack, unaffected by the others lack of enthusiasm, grinned vivaciously, proudly displaying his manhood. "You see anything you like?" he asked suggestively, winking in the Doctor's direction.
Pausing only momentarily, the Doctor's gaze flickered upward, his disinterested expression unwavering as he took in the sight in front of him. Yeah, he was going to have to clean that countertop later. He gave Jack a moment before returning his attention to his food, "I don't know. I was sort of liking this sandwich until you brought little Jack to my attention."
Jack's face fell.