This, my people, is a product of pure boredom.I shall say no more than that. Cousin, take it away.
Eyeless Jack: -sighs- Do I have to?
Jeff the killer: Yes, you do.
Jack: Who asked you?
No cat fighting yet, guys! I need my popcorn.
Jack&Jeff: Hey!
-sighs- Just do the disclaimer. -facepalms-
Jack: Ok. We, and creepypasta, don't belong to her. And thank Zalgo!
Hey! What's wrong with me owning creepypasta? Jeff please continue.
Jack: What?! I didn't mean it.
Jeff: Just deal with it. The pairing is JackxJeff. Wait...W-W-WHAT?! Did I read that right?
Jack: O_O
-laughs nervously- Enjoy the story. R&R -runs away quickly-
Jeff: GO TO SLEEP! -runs after-
-x-
Jeff the killer and Eyeless Jack were walking down a quiet and deserted street in a little town at the edge of the state of , the duo were on a killing chose this town since it was in the middle of the forest and were bored. They both have been to every house but one.
"Hey,Jack,do you think we should mess around with the people in the house or kill them quick?" Jeff said in a playful voice. He was hoping Jack would say the first one. Jeff knows that Jack like his meals quick.
"Nah, let's have some fun. Plus remember what Slendy said before we left."Jack said as if talking to a child, knowing jeff, he actually was.
Jeff snorted loudly. " Yea, yea, I remember." He stood up straight, folding his arms, and speaking in a deep elegant manner, " You two are to find the two killers that I've heard about. Don't kill them, ok? And if you Masky, tell him he is needed back here asap. Got it?"
" And pour me another spot of tea, governor." He said the last sentence in a British accent.
They both laughed.
"Ok, now let's go before the killers run off or Slendy will literally kill that really is something I don't want to experence again." Jack said then started walking towards the house. Jeff followed close behind. Once in front of the house, they were surprised by the decoration of the looked like an abandoned warehouse, but still looked like a modern house at the same house is painted a very light sky blue that it almost looks windows were all painted they were arranged as if to be a duo looked at each other.
"Oh, look, deja vu." Jack said, pointing at the house.
"Yeah, looks like my old place but more modern." Jeff said looking hasn't seen his warehouse in a it's been torn down knows?
"Come on, let's not waste time." Jack said walking up to the Jeff right behind him, they both broke the doornob and walked into the house.
They walked around for what seemed to be an hour, then finally finding the staircase.
"Finally!" Jeff groaned.
"Shut up!" Jack shushed him and started up the up the stairs, he turned around to see if Jeff followed he wasn't shrugged his shoulders, thinking he wandered he turned back around, there was Jeff trying to sneak into a room.
"Come on, I think I found them." Jeff opened a door the hall upstairs there were six doors, three on each when through the very last he fully opened the door, they saw two if you look closely, you could see blood all over both one bed has a mess of limbs, literally, and the other has multiple pairs of eyeballs and other types of organs.
"Woh, looks like your bed, Jack, minus the eyes."Jeff chuckled, rewarding him in a punch in the arm by Jack.
"Well I guess we found the where are they?" Jack looked a crash startled they noticed a door across the room.
"I guess we found them." Jeff smirked as laughter was heard behind the door.
