Heyy so I'm back. I've decided that I'm just going to make a collection of Jori oneshots and junk. Enjoy.

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"dialogue"

(Story timeee)

Of course this has to happen to me. I thought sourly as I dabbed at my shirt with a wad of napkins. I grimace at the large, brown stain and ran a hand through my hair. I paced back and forth in the cramp closet. Well fuck.

I whip around, hearing the door swing open and rolled my eyes seeing who popped in. "What do you want, Vega?" I snapped.

She shrunk back startled. "Um well...I saw you in here and-"

I cut her off. "And you'd thought you would help me?" I deadpanned. She didn't say anything but stared at me with furrowed brows. I studied her thoughtfully."Yea. Well since your here..." I motioned at the black top she was wearing. "Take it off." I demanded.

Her eyes widened dramatically. "M-my shirt?!" She stuttered incrediously wringing her hands.

"No your fucking eyebrows." I retorted sarcastically. "Yes! Your shirt. Gimme your shirt." I said exasperated when she continued to look at me in disbelief. I motioned for her to hurry up and took off my shirt leaving me in my bra. Tori's face turned bright red and she looked away. I would've chuckled if I wasn't so annoyed. "Don't make me rip it off of you." I threatened taking a step towards her.

Tori shook her head and my eyebrows shot up. "No...What am I going to wear if I give you my shirt?" She mumbled still not looking at me, instead glaring at a bucket brimming with grey muck.

"My shirt." I stated whilst rolled my eyes, growing even more impatient. Tori thought for a while and quickly brought her gaze to meet mine.

"Fine but on one condition." She bargained a smirk dancing across her face.

"Yes! Ok! Just give me the goddamn shirt!" I exclaimed trying not to sound desperate.

Tori slipped the top over her head and handed it to me. We exchanged shirts and I put my hands on my hip expectantly cocking it to one side. "You're giving me a ride after school. Meet me at my locker." And with that she walked out of the janitors closet sporting a satisfied smile. She held her books tightly to her chest so that the stain couldn't be seen.

(Later)

I was true to my word which I didn't actually have a chance to give and waited for Tori at her locker. I wasn't going to admit it but I was secretly glad Tori made me do this. Things have been terribly different since Beck and I broke up months ago. Cat has been growing distant and we never get to hang out anymore after she and Robby got together. Andre is a decent friend when he wasn't sucking some girl's face off. And I hate to say it but Vega isn't that bad. She listens and can actually put up with me. I wonder how cuz sometimes I can't even put up with me.

"Oh wow! You actually came." Tori said walking up behind me and putting an end to my thoughts. She opened her locker and rummaged around. I rolled my eyes and leaned against the wall of lockers with my arms crossed over my chest.

"Don't sound so surprised...I'm not a monster." I scoffed and saw her shaking her head an amused smile playing on her lips.

"I never said you were." She closed her locker and started walking to the door. Tori held the door open for me on the way out.

I shifted the weight of my messenger bag on my shoulder and shrugged. "Uh huh. I'm sure you thought it though...Ooh! Look! There goes Jade kicking another puppy! I'll have you know I would never do that because I have a dog myself and he's the best." I found myself rambling as I slid into my car. I swung my bag into the back seat and started the car. I glanced at Tori who was pulling her seatbelt on in the passenger's seat. "You have to pull it really hard." I advised her as she was busy wrestling with the seatbelt.

Tori finally got it and turned to me with a triumphant smile. I almost smiled back but caught myself. "Good job. You managed to do something a five year old could do." I was somewhat happy to see that the proud smile didn't leave her face as I pulled out of the parking lot. "Where are we going?"

"I have to go to the next town over to get these really good-" Tori gushed her face lighting up.

"Cupcakes." I finished for her. The latina nodded and brushed back a stray hair from her face."Yea I think I know where you're talking about. My dad used to take me there all the time when I was little." I explained when she looked at me questioningly.

"My favorite was always the-" Tori started wistfully.

"Red velvet!" We shared a look then spontaneously broke out into laughter which is not the best thing to do when you're driving. "Jinx!" I shouted at her grinning boastfully. "You owe me a soda." She sighed still chuckling.

"Alright fine. You win...So you know the way then?" I nodded. We drove in silence as the car rumbled along the deserted street. There was trees for miles around as far as the eye could see. I saw her reaching towards the radio to turn on the music. The car filled with static. "Oh I guess we're too far out for the radio wave thingies to reach us." She sighed dejectedly and stared out the window pouting. I rolled my eyes for the in thousandth time that day and dug my phone out of my pocket.

"Its got music on it." I stared straight ahead and shoved the phone into her hand. She beamed at me almost blinding me with her... amazingly white teeth... I heard her murmur a thank you before the car filled with music.

"Classical, huh?" She remarked, while scrolling through the list. She smiled at me and I couldn't help the corner of my mouth from turning up. Then things went south...

I heard the car sputter and drove it off the rode before it rolled to a complete stop. "DAMNIT!" I cursed hitting the wheel with my fist. Tori was the first to get out. Smoke was rising from beneath the hood of the car. I got out and flipped open the hood and got a face full of smoke. I waved a hand in front of my face, coughing. "Vega, could you go into the backseat and hand me the tool box?" She obliged and handed me the box. She pulled out the phone and held it in the air. She squinted at it and walked around for a bit before giving up with a resigned sigh.

"Zero bars! Great...Just great. We're stranded in the middle of no where!" Tori threw her hands in the air in frustration.

"Stop complaining and give me a hand." I snapped clearly wazzed off. I aired out the hood and started tinkering with various thingies. Tori paced around and continued to try to look for service while I attempted to figure out what the heck happened.

(2 hours later)

"People are so rude these days." Tori grumbled after almost getting squashed by a car driving past.

"Maybe you shouldn't stand in the middle of the road, Vega." I leaned against the side of my car having given up on trying to fix my car hours ago.

"Maybe you should invest in a better car!" She retorted indignantly. "Sorry...I get cranky when I'm hungry."

I waved her apology away. Her eyes lit up. "You know what I've always wanted to do?"

I glanced at her raising a studded brow. "What?"

Tori said nothing as she grabbed my arm and tugged me into the dense woods. Leaves and twigs snapped under my heavy combat boots. "Let's explore!"

I rolled my eyes at her. "You're so childish." I grumbled a smile threatening to show on my blank face. I've always wanted to do this too. "We're gonna get lost." I told her pulling my prized scissors out of my boot. I dragged it across the bark of a tree hard enough to leave a visible mark. I continued to do this as we walked deeper into the forest.

"No, we're not." Tori retorted moving forward blindly.

In the end they did get lost...in eachother as they made out against a tree...and they lived happily ever after as hermits in the woods.