"Hey Peter. Do you sense that?"
"What?"
"This … disturbance. In the force."
"Have you been pulling Star Wars marathons again?"
"No, I'm serious. It's fucking frightening, how can you not feel that?"
"What?"
"That!"
"What?"
"The force! It's telling us to fuck."
"Excuse me?"
"To have sex. Jesus, Peter, get with the program, it's not kindergarten, you can use big boy words now."
"For fuck's sake Wade, if you want affection all you have to do is ask."
"But it's not me who wants it!"
"Uhuh. Right. See that? It's a couch. Have fun with it tonight."
"You're a dick you know that?"
"And you're not getting any."