Well, nothing to say here except I don't own anything! Not even the idea! My friend came up with it and asked me to post if for him.
*Poof* Cloud suddenly appears in seventh heaven.
"Hey Tifa! Tifa! You'd never guess what in the world just happened!" Cloud said as he ran in excited for once.
"I know... you teleported to somewhere for 62 days and left me here all alone having to take care of Denzel and Marlene all by my lonely self."
Cloud shuffles on the spot. "Sorry Tifa..."
Tifa stares at Cloud in the usual way and smiled. "Just kidding Cloud. Take it easy. Anyway tell me what happened."
"Well, I got teleported to a place which I had no idea about and I saw people like Tidus and Warrior of light. The second I got there, I saw Tidus and a few others. Then out of nowhere some lady in a long white dress saying that we must defeat chaos. Anyway before our final battle with Chaos, Tidus told me about this game called Blitzball. I have a feeling it could be a real hit in Midgar. Imagine this "Cloud and Tifa's Blitzball stadium". Wouldn't that be great?"
Tifa shrugged "Well, why not we call the others to help?"
2 years after Cloud's return:
"Hi this is the local news channel of Midgar. It seems that a new stadium has been opened... Wait! What the heck is Blitzball? Would Cloud please tell us how to play the game?" the reported enquired.
"Erm... shit. Tidus didn't tell me how to play Blitzball. NO!"
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