Both of us: Hoorah! A random crack fic, brought to you by Fasie (who hasn't written anything since her awful Animal Crossing fanfic) and Crackerfang (who has already written one awful Black Cat fanfic)...

Fasie: What a horrible introduction...Anyways, Thanks in advance for reading! If you get through it without forming an angry mob to come after me because I wrote a SvenxCreed fanfic, then I congradulate you. Without further ado, I bring you...Chapter One: Adventures in a Closet.

Maybe I should let Cracker say something...Crackerfang?

Crackerfang: Its not much of a SvenxCreed fanfic, though... Probably because Fas forced me to help her and I find that to be a ridiculous couple. -shrug- Anyway, I'm gonna write the disclaimer, since this isn't even my chapter.

Disclaimer: We do not own Black Cat. If we did... well... There would be some odd couples. And 20 volumes of TrainxSven smex... hehe.

Fasie: Thank you...cracker...In my mind, Creed and Sven are the BEST COUPLE EVER! And she didn't help me that much, only told me every word to write...(Actually, it was just a few sentences.)

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Chapter One: Adventures in a Clostet

Once upon a time in a magical kingdom in a far away land...

"CREEDY-BOY! I'm home!"

Creed ran to the closet and shut the door. Oh please, don't let it be Sven. Don't let it be Sven...

"Sir, you're squishing me. Get out of my room!"

Creed felt a nudge in his stomach and screamed a girlish scream. He reached up to the pull string and turned on the light. He saw Train, in a maid outfit, staring at him with innocent eyes. "What are you doing in here?"

"Creed I'm real pissed off that you would lie to me!"

Puzzled, Creed stared at Train. "Wha?"

Train did that snappy thing that angry women do. "I'm kicking your ass out the door!" Train opened the closet door and shoved Creed out, ignoring his kicks and screams and yells of "NO HE'LL FIND ME!"

The door shut leaving Creed in the hallway, looking frantically for a place to hide before Sven found him.

"Who'll find you, dearie?" The 'phsyco' music play and he smiled down at Creed. Sven opened the door to the closet to put his coat away and saw Train sitting inthe corner.

Train looked at Sven and smiled. "Got Milk?"

Creed jumped into the closet again, and shut the door, hoping Sven wouldn't notice. He sat against the wall breathing heavily. He looked around suspiciously,then said to Train. "I am...COMMANDO CREED!"

"I cannot see you."

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away...

Sven looked around, wondering where Creed went. For some reason he did not see him run into the closet.

-Back in the closet-

Train poked Creed. "Creed, I think I'm pregant. And Sven's the father."

Creed slapped Train and said with a foreign accent "You bitch!"

"Stay golden, ponyboy."

Thoroughly confused, Creed backed out of the closet and ran into Sven, who scooped him up and hugged the stuffings out of him. Creed's head lay on the ground at his feet, with plushie fluff laying around him. Sven continued to hug the lifeless body of Creed, squeezing more fluffing out of him.

Just then, Train came out of the closet. "Everyone, I'm gay."

Meanwhile thousands of miles away...

Creed woke up and held his hand to his head. "Man, that was the weirdest dream I ever had..."

"CREEDY-BOY, DADDY'S HOME!"

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1. Cracker has a cat named Bob, who cant really hear anything. He always sits in the food box as if no one can see him. We love to make fun of him, saying "I am COMMANDO KITTY! You can't see me!" when he is in plain sight.

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-hides from angry mob- Well thanks for reading! Cracker will be writing the next chapter! This is Fasie, and Im out!