Thetimewalker2237: Hello! I'm the Time-Walker! I like to write fan fics!
Darkmoonrise312: Hello I'm Dark Moon Rise! I like to kill people!
Thetimewalker2237: *face palm* you're not supposed to tell them that!
Darkmoonrise312: Oops.
Thetimewalker2237: Sooo, anyway, we were watching Pokémon today and this guy just blurts out:
Darkmoonrise312: "I wonder if Pokémon rape people?"
Thetimewalker2237: As you can see, he's not all right in the head.
Darkmoonrise312: Thank you. But anyway, we're gona make a fic about it!
Thetimewalker2237: Not just rape, we're gona make a full story with lots of human smut and poke-smut and poke/human and…
Darkmoonrise312: And She-male Centaurs!
Thetimewalker2237: We've got that you have a fetish already, so you can stop yelling it out loud.
Darkmoonrise312: Fine! Let's just get to the story.
Thetimewalker2237: Alright copy-pasta and here you go, our first collaboration on fan fiction
Darkmoonrise312: But what about spidey?
Thetimewalker2237: You snuck into my stuff and just posted your own crap! That was not a collab! Enough fighting! Here's the first chapter:
Jamie set out of her house for her usual morning jog. (For visual, just use the female avatar from Black/White 2). She put her headphones on and blasted the music into her ear. She bobbed her head in tune to the music and her steps matched pace. She moved off of the pavement that marked the boundaries of Aspertia City and into the wild route outside it without noticing. She kept her eyes shut through the chorus of the song as she started singing along. Since she wasn't wearing a sports bra, or a bra for that matter, her small tits bounced along as she jogged, keeping time with the hard rock music (hehe hard rock). As her favorite song ended, she looked around realizing she had no idea where she was. She looked around nervously, trying to get her bearings. She started to worry a little and just picked a direction and started walking that way, ending up more lost.
There were a few things Jamie didn't know at the moment that would really have helped her. One, directions, but that would take the fun out of it. But more importantly, it happened to be her fertile period, that time of month where her body is preparing for baby-making. She also didn't know that because of that, she was pumping out pheromones like mad. She also didn't know that it was Machoke mating season. And Machokes smell a lot like humans when they're in heat.
A strong Machamp was walking around his territory, when he smelled something very seductive. He followed the sent, becoming more enthralled with each whiff of the delicious odor, clouding his mind, replacing all thoughts with an overwhelming desire to reproduce. His eyes fogged over, leaving him to navigate by sent alone.
By this point Jamie was really creped out, lost all alone in the woods. She heard a twig snap behind her, and she freaked, screaming and taking off as fast as she could.
The Machamp, after stepping on a twig, heard the most seductive mating call he ever heard. He took off running, gaining quickly on the delicious smelling female.
Jamie was running for her fucking life. A wild Machamp was chasing her down. She didn't have any Pokémon to protect her; she wasn't a trainer, at least not yet. Her tenth birthday wasn't for two months.
Thetimewalker2237: Wait a second! Doesn't Fan fic have some policy against child pornography?
Darkmoonrise312: *ROFL* that's a good one! Ha!
Thetimewalker2237: That wasn't a joke
Darkmoonrise312: Hahahaha…
The Machamp grabbed her by the waist with two of his hands, then began to fondle her breasts with the other hands. He felt all over her, realizing he was at least twice as tall as her, and that she was covered in clothing. He just assumed that some trainer decided to dress up their Machop. O well, he liked them young. He proceeded to rip apart all of the clothing that was keeping him from his new mate's skin, leaving her clothes ripped up, scattered around the forest floor.
Jamie had no fucking clue what was happening. The wild Machamp had caught her and grabbed her breasts. He started fondling her in the weirdest, yet definitely pleasant ways. She kept screaming for help, and as the beast started to rip her clothes off, her voice reached a volume louder than she ever had produced before. Unfortunately, her screams of terror only seemed to turn on the beast. His caresses became faster, rougher. Jamie happened to glance downward and her heart almost stopped. The Machamp that was holding her had a member that was already at least a foot and a half long and at least four inches thick, and it was only half-up. She had never seen any dick in real life, only some in some porn she watched occasionally when her parents weren't home. She knew enough that she knew what sex was and rape, which definitely crossed her mind. She started to struggle more, screaming at the top off her lungs, which caused the Machamp's dick to grow more and more until it reached full size. At that the Machamp pushed Jamie up against a tree, aligning his cock to her entrance by feel alone. Jamie screamed in terror as the Machamp moved his hips backwards as far as they would go, prepping for a hard entrance into her virgin cunt. Suddenly she heard a shout nearby,
"Kace, use spark!" Soon after, a small electrified Shinx slammed into the Machamp's side, forcing him to let go of his mate as he staggered a few feet from the force of the impact.
Darkmoonrise312: Wait a sec, Wait a sec, Wait a sec! I thought we were gona get some good Poke-rape here! What are you doing spoiling the lemony goodness?!
Thetimewalker2237: I'm adding a plot line, that's what! Do you want this to be some weird lemon one shot, or a great lemony series, with chapters of lemons?
Darkmoonrise312: *mumbles* fine add you stupid plot line.
A strong looking male human followed the Shinx, quickly moving towards Jamie to make sure she was alright.
"Are you ok, miss? Are you hurt in any way?" The boy asked the frightened girl. The girl was still too terrified to really answer, but was able to nod her head slightly as a response.
"Good," replied the boy, "let me get this guy out of here and I'll get you somewhere safe." The boy turned to face the Machamp, and took a fighting stance, his Shinx mimicking his stance in synch. The Machamp got back on his feet, really pissed off since his mating was interrupted. His fist started to glow and he swung his arm down with a Hammer Arm wildly, since he still couldn't see. The Shinx was able to easily stay out of his reach.
"Kace, Discharge!" the trainer ordered with resolve. The Shinx obeyed, releasing a large burst of electricity in several directions, a few bolts hit their mark, making contact with the Machamp. The Machamp began convulsing from the electrocution. This took his thoughts away from sex and towards battle, causing his eyes to clear up. His fists began to glow as he charged up a Mega Punch to knock the living day lights out of the annoying cub, when he happened to glance at his mate. His saw a naked human girl, very petite and cute by human standards, but very far in appearance from a young Machop. His jaw fell to the ground when he realized he was about to fuck a human. His bedazzlement left him wide open for an attack. Upon a command from her master, the Shinx ran full force into the Machamp with her electrified body, knocking the Machamp to the ground. It hadn't fainted, but was paralyzed and could not move from its new position. With his foe seemingly vanquished, the trainer returned to the damsel he was rescuing.
"You are gona be fine now, miss. You're free from danger," He said strongly. Jamie was still a little shaken, but enough of her mind had come back from the fog of terror that she was able to think and speak.
"Th-th-thank you," she slowly uttered as the male pulled of his jacket and laid it on Jamie, since her clothes were unusable. Jamie saw only concern in the boy's eyes, which she thought were the most beautiful eyes she had ever seen.
"We need to get you somewhere safer," the boy said as the Machamp seized slightly, trying to get up again. "Do you think you're well enough to move?" the boy asked with concern. Before Jamie could reply, the Machamp started to move again, getting on his feet slowly. Not waiting for a response, the boy picked Jamie up and carried her bridal fashion in an effort to escape.
"Kace, use Discharge to get down again!" the boy ordered his Shinx as he started to make a break for it. The Shinx blasted the Machamp with electricity to aid their getaway, sending the Machamp into convulsions again, and then ran to join her master. He ran swiftly, carrying Jamie like she weighed nothing, the strength of his arms reassuring and comforting Jamie. She felt safe in his grasp, and she finally could calm herself, allowing her body to relax. As the adrenaline subsided, she began to feel the toll that the day had exacted on her. She was bruised all over from the Machamp's love hold, but the main thing she felt was exhaustion. She had been lost for a few hours before the Machamp had started chasing her. She allowed herself to succumb to her fatigue, falling asleep in her savior's arms.
She woke up to find the sun had gone down. She was laying next to a fire, on a blanket spread across the ground, only a sheet protecting her skin from the chill night air. The trainer that saved her was tending the fire, his backed turned to her, so he didn't notice her awakening. His Shinx was curled into herself, sleeping peacefully beside the warm fire. Jamie started getting up, pushing herself into a sitting position, the sheet covering her chest falling onto her lap. The trainer heard her move and turned around in joy that she had awoken.
"Glad to see you awa-a-a-" He began, but he stopped midsentence when he saw her exposed breasts. His face quickly turned as red as a Cheri Berry. He swerved around in embarrassment, trying to apologize. "S-sorry. Your clothes wear too ripped apart and it didn't seem right to try to clothe you while you were asleep and…"
Jamie then looked down to see her bare chest and freaked, scrambling to cover herself with the sheet. After she regained her composure, though still really embarrassed, she finally found the courage to speak to her savior, "Th-thank you for saving me."
"It was nothing," the trainer said, still looking at the fire awkwardly, "I'm just glad you're ok now."
"Well I wouldn't be ok if it wasn't for you," Jamie said as she wrapped the sheet around herself like a robe. "I really want to thank you, Mr. … um what is your name anyway? I'm Jamie by the way." She put her hand out in front of him for a formal greeting, taking his attention back away from the fire.
"My name's Benjamin," Ben said as he glanced between Jamie and the fire, "I go by Ben now, but for a while I actually went by Jamie. Funny huh."
Jamie chuckled a little at that, "yeah that is kinda funny." Then looked around for the first time. The forest was thick and dark, with strange noises coming from it at intervals. The moon was hidden behind a bank of dark storm clouds. "Where are we anyway? Why couldn't you take me back to Aspertia City?"
"Aspertia City? We're nowhere near there. We're closer to Flocessy Town." Ben explained in confusion. We're going with Anime sized routes, not Game sized routes. Seriously, most of the cities in the game are smaller than the block me and Dark-moon live on.
"I was THAT lost!?" Jamie sighed in disbelief, "Sheesh, My mom must by worried sick by now!"
"Here you can use my Xtransceiver to call your parents and tell them that you're safe," Ben said as he handed her the device.
Jamie thanked him and called her mom quickly. When she finally answered she looked unbalanced and woozy, obviously drunk.
"O heeeelllllooooo Jaamieee," She said, with a bottle of tequila in her hand, "What have you been up to, (hic) kiddo?"
"You mean you haven't noticed I've been missing all day?!" Jamie asked in disbelief.
"Yoooooou whaaaa?" Her mother stammered, "I hadn't (hic) noticed."
"Geeze, thank for being such a great parent Mom," Jamie replied sarcastically. She knew her mom had those days, she just wished it hadn't been a day she was nearly rapped. Jamie's mom just then noticed that Jamie didn't have real clothes on, and just saw the boy in the background.
"Whoooo's that boy-ya behind you. He (hic) looks cuuute. You ussssed protec-(hic)-tion ri-ight?" Her mom asked drunkenly.
"MOM! WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" Jamie yelled at her mother, and then turned the Xtransceiver off. She handed it back to Ben, who was Cheri Berry red again.
"That got awkward," Ben said as he put the device back in his bag. He then noticed the fire was getting low. "I'd better get some more fire wood." He started to get up to fetch the wood when Jamie reached out for him.
"Please don't go," She pleaded, "I don't want to be alone this night." Ben was about to go despite her pleading, knowing Kace would protect her. But her eyes caught him in their hold. They looked terrified, with some other emotion mixing in with it. Ben didn't care what emotion they showed, all he knew was that they were the most beautiful eyes he had ever seen in his life. The moon came out behind him; illuminating her eyes, bring out their beauty even more, if that was even possible. At that moment, he knew his place in the world right now was at Jamie's side.
"This is the last night you'll spend alone. Look me in the eyes so I know you know I'll be everywhere you want me to be," their eyes locked into each other, and they gazed longingly into each other's souls. "The LAST night you'll spend alone. I'll wrap you in my arms and I won't let go." They embraced each other, holding themselves closer than they had ever felt to another person." I'll be everything you need me to be."
"The night is so long when everything's wrong." A cold breeze blew, and they moved closer to share each other's warmth.
"If you give me your hand I'll help you hold on tonight." Their lips drew closer and closer, until they met and they kissed each other. The world outside was a blur, their existence only know by the others touch upon their bodies.
"I won't let you say goodbye" Jamie gasped as they emerged for air. She had her savior for herself; she wasn't going to let him go.
"And I'll be your reason why" They returned their lips to the other and began
Thetimewalker2237: huh, that's sounds kinda familiar, WAIT A SECOND! That's a Skillet song, isn't it!?
Darkmoonrise312: Yeah, they have great songs for a Christian band
Thetimewalker2237: Yeah but we are NOT making a SONGFIC! I will not allow that to happen to any story I'm associated with!
Darkmoonrise312: they aren't that bad
Thetimewalker2237: *glares*
Darkmoonrise312: Fine! Fine! No more songfics, all right! Back to the story! Stop glaring at me!
Thetimewalker2237: What do you mean, back to the story! This was gona be the end anyway!
Darkmoonrise312: We can't end it here! There hasn't been any sex yet!
Thetimewalker2237: It's called a tease Dark-moon. You get them into it with a plot and foreplay, but leave the good stuff out so they have to come back and read chapter 2 when we make it. Besides, any longer and we won't have it up today.
Darkmoonrise312: Curse you and your logic! I want SEX! *starts staring at Time-walker with devious grin on his face*
Thetimewalker2237: For the last time: I AM STRAIT! If you really wanna go hump something, why don't you just spend a few bucks on a hooker?
Darkmmonrise312: You know of any good male hookers around here?
Thetimewalker2237: *glares*Do you really think I would know what the hookers are like?
Darkmoonrise312: Yes
Thetimewalker2237: *glares*before you go, we need to decide whether we should put this on my account or yours?
Darkmoonrise312: I don't have an account. I just use yours.
Thetimewalker2237: YOU WHAT?! YOU HACKED MY ACCOUNT!?
Darkmoonrise312: You leave yourself logged in. And I found those cool lemons for you.
Thetimewalker2237: Oh well thank you. We need to get you your own account. That way you can post you centaur stuff without making me look like a perv.
Darkmoonrise312: Happy days! Remember everybody read and Review! Please! For the sake of the lemon!
Both: GOOD BYE!