Computer Problems
What happens when Vegeta breaks into Microsoft HQ? Please Reveiw!!
"Wooo hoo!!! I finally got it!!!!!!" Vegeta screamed with joy.
In his left hand, he held a fancy package that said Windows 2000 on the front.
He had just bought a new computer, but didn't have an operating system to
go with it. He had finally got it in the mail today.
"Mua ha ha ha!!! With Bulma's computer knowledge, this machine could
tell me how to become even better than Kakrot! AHAHAHA!" Vegeta shouted in
an evil laugh.
20 minutes later...
"Now lets see here, it says, start up computer, insert the Windows 2000 Startup
disk, ok, done that. Now, type D:\Win2ksetup."
After typing in the DOS command, the setup program started. Vegeta's jaw dropped.
"ITS NOT WORKING!!!!! I PUSHED INSTALL 5,000,000 TIMES ALREADY AND IT DOESN'T
WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CD IS FUCKED UP!!! I AM PISSED!!!!! WHO'S IDEA WAS
THIS!!!!!!?????????" Vegeta screamed.
Vegeta checked the back, and it mentioned Bill Gate's name.
Vegeta flew to the Microsoft HQ. The doors were huge, and made of steel. He fired
his Gallit Gun through them and burst in.
"AHHHHH! ITS AN ALIEN!!!!!" A programmer shouted.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY???? FUCK YOU!!!!!" Vegeta shouted.
Vegeta fired an energy beam through his stomach, blood squirting all over his computer screen.
Some security guard pulled out a Magnum and fired at Vegeta. The bullet went through Vegeta's
hair, parting it.
"My....hair......" Vegeta said kind of sadly.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta screamed, his voice
breaking the screens on all the computers.
Vegeta went SSJ2, and began going psycho, firing energy blasts everywhere. Everything was
destroyed. One person was remained. He was all bloody and badly bruised.
"WHERE IS BILL GATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????" He demanded.
"On...t-t-the 42nd...f-floor!" He said, crying.
"You pussy-ass fag." Vegeta said, spitting on him. He fired a blast right through his neck, his head
rolling across the blood stained floor.
Vegeta, still in his SSJ stage, power up an enormous blast, and fired it upward. The blast ripped
through every floor all the way up to the 42nd floor.
Vegeta flew up to the 42nd floor where he found Bill Gates office.
"Who are you??" He asked.
"THE PERSON WHO WILL KILL YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta shouted.
"WHOA!!!" Bill Gates shouted as he saw an energy blast coming toward him.
He ducked under his desk, the blast went through the window, and hit
an old man on the street.
Vegeta charged forward and punched Bill Gates's in the head so hard
it rolled off his shoulders, flew out the window, and hit some kid in the
head.
"DAD?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!??!??!?!" The kid screamed.
Vegeta flew above the Microsoft HQ.
"I am glad Kakarot taught me this one.....now, how does it go, oh yeah,
KA...MEH...HA...MEH...oh fuck it, GALLIT GUN!!!!!!!!!" He shouted.
The enormous blast went into the HQ, the area was filled with a huge
flash, and pieces of the Microsoft building flew everywhere.
Vegeta went home and looked at his computer.
"OH!!!! NO WONDER!!!! I HAD THE CD IN UPSIDE DOWN!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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Mua ha ha ha, I always wanted to kill Bill Gates. (A Person)