I really should not be starting another fic. I have too many going on already. But here I am, posting this thing. *sigh* Anyhoo, I can't take credit for this idea, and I honestly don't know who to credit, seeing as various people credit various other people who actually haven't started the trend but WHATEVER. Credit wherever credit is due.
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
I don't care what shit went down in the other universe. I am NOT in love with Spock.
Sincerely,
James T. Kirk
Dear fanfiction writers,
I'm not in love with Bones either. Geez, does anyone understand what *friendship* is?!
Sincerely,
James T. Kirk
Dear fanfiction writers,
Uhura is not the devil incarnate. She may have spurned me at the Academy, and I appreciate those who are sticking up for me, but that is no excuse to be ugly about it. And she is NOT "obstructing" any sort of romance between me and Spock!
Sincerely,
James T. Kirk
Dear fanfiction writers,
Making Spock female does not change anything! Besides, do you know how awkward that is?
Sincerely,
James T. Kirk
Dear fanfiction writers,
As hilarious as it is, making Bones a girl doesn't promote romantic feelings towards him. Or her. Whatever.
Sincerely,
James T. Kirk
Dear fanfiction writers,
OH MY FREAKING GOD. IF I WAKE UP AS A WOMAN ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I WILL KILL SOMEONE.
Sincerely,
James T. Kirk