TRANNY BALL-Z

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any of the characters, I merely amuse myself with them ... In a purely appropriate and not-at-all-creepy kind of way.

Chapter One: A Painful Surprise

Piccolo sighed deeply as his gaze fell upon Goku and Vegeta yelling at each other in fury. Why did Vegeta insist upon wearing such sexy, skin-tight outfits? And why did Goku s muscles ripple in such a sexy, manly way? He had to divert his eyes. Hitching his night gown up above his daintily sculpted ankles, Piccolo walked gracefully back into his chambers. He looked towards his bed. The paintings he had done of Goku and Vegeta were quite beautiful even if he did say so himself. He sat down at his dresser.

His reflection was particularly lovely today. Locks of golden hair framed his beautiful, pale, green face. His eyes - now, there was the problem- his eyes were large, yellow and not unlike a hideous toad. This did present quite a problem for him as he could never find contact lenses big enough for his strangely shaped eyes. Piccolo decided to turn away from his reflection before he had time to cry. He could still hear the manly yelling from the courtyard below as Goku and Vegeta discussed their date from the previous night.

"I told you that I didn t have enough money for the hotel last night!" Goku screamed at Vegeta.

"That is unacceptable!" came Vegeta's reply from across the courtyard. "You know my expectations, Goku! When I pay for the dinner, you provide the entertainment! I m sorry Vegeta. Goku's voice was quieter now and slightly deeper and huskier, I'll make it up to you, I promise."

"Right here?" Vegeta questioned matching Goku's manly register.

There was a long silence as Piccolo, sitting on his bed reading Seventeen, tried to hear more detailed sounds from below his window. Piccolo thought he had heard a few deep, manly moans before he ran to the window, his heart racing.

Below, Piccolo saw that the two muscular men were playing an intense game of twister. But something appeared odd. Vegeta was in his underwear, whereas Goku was fully clothed. Vegeta's toned buttocks looked dashing in his little black man thong. Piccolo could hardly contain himself. Goku seemed pretzle- like on the twister mat, with his legs and arms crossed. Vegeta contorted over him, somewhat like a very muscular, oily, manly bridge. He had to put his left hand on red, but there was no possibility of that.

Goku laughed huskily, "Looks like you have to remove one more article of clothing," he teased, "You really suck at strip-twister."

Vegeta got up and glared at Goku. Piccolo noticed a few beads of sweat run down Vegeta's washboard abs. He ran his hands down his abs, caressing his cute little happy trail.

Goku's smile widened as Vegeta pulled at the leather straps of his thong. The huge mound got larger as Vegeta licked his lips seductively at Goku. Goku advanced towards Vegeta untying the belt of his suit. This was not the time to be shy. He wanted Vegeta and he wanted him now!

Goku was now standing only inches from Vegeta. He could feel Vegeta's breathing against his own lips. He could feel Vegeta's manhood against his. This felt so right!

Piccolo stared on excitedly. the very two men that he had feelings and desires for were about to do IT, right in front of him. He had to slip on his favorite dress and fishnet stockings for this special occasion. I will most certainly enjoy this night. he groaned.

Goku picked two dragon balls out of his pouch and held them in one hand before he began to lick them. Vegeta began licking them too, allowing his tongue to wander into Goku's mouth. Goku pulled back, non-offensively.

"I bet you want me to lick yours like this..." he winked, licking the dragon balls slowly once more.

Goku's tongue wandered down Vegeta s neck and onto his chest. Vegeta moaned as Goku got down onto his knees, his tongue caressing Vegeta's abs and getting lower by inches. Slowly, he made his way down towards Vegeta's manhood. Vegeta let out a low moan as Goku fondled his butt.

Piccolo couldn't see from his balcony what exactly was happening in the gardens below him. Goku's body blocked out Vegeta's and made it impossible for him to see. Piccolo decided that he must do something about his viewing problems. He jumped down from the balcony and onto the grass below with a loud snapping noise.

The next few seconds that ensued were chaotic as several things happened simultaneously. Piccolo looked down at his lacy dress, which had been torn and now exposed his legs in a very unlady-like fashion, and screamed. Goku bit down hard on something that would never be the same, and Vegeta let out a yell that nearly broke Goku's eardrums. Their relationship would never be the same after this.

So, I guess this is the end of Chapter One :( But I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I did :) This was really fun to write, and reviews would be greatly appreciated to give me inspiration to keep writing!! Thank youu :D