AN: my tribute to all the 007XRanma crosses out there. Short, simple, and deadly. I don't own anything...
Except the time I spent on this.
Hm? What's this? You want to know who I am?
Really?
Alright… I'll tell you a bit about myself.
My name… is not "important".
My life… is my "job"
My "job"… is "non-existent".
My "existence"… is "denied".
…
Hn… I see…you think I'm not telling all?
Alright.
My world… is filled with "family".
My family… are all "friends".
My "friends"… are all "allies".
My "allies"…have never "met" me.
…
Ah yes… It does seem that I don't exist… but I do.
What? Impossible?
Oh no, I did not lie earlier. Listen closely.
My "work" is on every news channel.
My "name" is known by all.
My "reputation" is feared by many.
My actions… are "classified"
There. That should tell you enough about me.
Oh… you still don't know my name?
It's Bond.
Ranma Bond.
…. Is James Bond my father?
Well… if I answered you I'd have to kill you.