Where's Goku?
I DO NOT OWN DRAGONBALL Z. I WISH I DID THOUGH:)
This is a new thing to me. I want this to be a humor story, but also kind of a mystery also. So I placed it under general! Yeah makes sense:) The mystery is to find out who kidnapped Goku...if Goku could ever be kidnapped...but just believe it for a while, 'k? Also, this fic involves a certain furry animal dying. So if you like squirrel, rabbits and such...read w/ caution:) Also, there might be spelling or grammatical errors. I am not feeling well and really don't care:)
ON WITH THE FIC-- --
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Chi Chi could stand it no longer. Goku had been sitting at the table, whining for his breakfast for 5min. And the bad thing was that Goku made 5min seem like eternity. Chi Chi was near reaching her breaking point, when a small voice interrupted her brooding.
"Chi Chi, can I please have some breakfast now? I am soooo hungry!" Goku plopped his head on the table and began to whimper.
"Goku! I am sick and tired of you consistent whining. You waited for food before, AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT AGAIN!" Chi Chi yelled from the stove.
Goku pouted again. "But..."
"NO BUT'S GOKU! GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN NOW!" Chi Chi screamed while grabbing her Frying Pan TM and stalking towards Goku.
Goku, fearing for his life, jumped up and began to back slowly to the front door. "But, Chi Chi..." Goku tried again to calm his wife, but it was to no avail because Chi Chi threw the Pan at him, which Goku barely missed.
"If you want your breakfast so much and so fast, GO GET IT YOURSELF!" Chi Chi was now absolutely furious. Not only because of Goku, the Pan had put a hole through her wall.
Goku looked at Chi Chi and frowned. "But where..."
"I don't care where! McDonalds, Pizza Hut, Big Boy, the trash can, anywhere but here! I don't want to see you again until dinner." Chi Chi grabbed Goku and threw him out of the house in to the dirt.
Goku sat up, a little dazed though. "Uh...ok then." Goku stood, brushed his Orange gi off and flew up into the air. "But where am I going to find food at this time of day?"
"I mean, Pizza Hut isn't open, Big Boy is closed for renovations after Vegeta blew the place up and as far as I know, Trunks, Vegeta, my sons and I ate the McDonalds chain out of business. Where am I going to GO FOR FOOD?"
Goku flew for a good hour or so, before spotting something from the corner of his eye. "Oh wow! An Ice Cream truck...at 7:30 in the morning?" Goku thought that was kind of odd; so he flew down to investigate the mysterious truck.
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"Oh, Lord Pilaf, Goku is falling for our trap!" Mai gleefully announced to her Master. She grabbed the screen and hulled it over for Pilaf to see.
Pilaf turned and giggled insanely. "Finally, I will be able to have my revenge on that meddling Goku and his pals! Ha Ha Ha Ha Haa!"
Pilaf hopped down from his high chair and waddle over to the front of the screen. When he saw Goku's flying form, he started to laugh again. "Finally, we will reveal ourselves to the good guys, at last we will have our revenge."
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Goku landed behind the still Ice Cream truck and stared at it for a few minutes. "Hmm...I wonder if anyone is in there?" Goku placed his hands behind his head and began to whistle as he approached the truck. After circling it a couple of times, he knocked on the side door.
"Hello? Is anybody in there?" Goku called out as he began to inspect the flavors.
"Ooo...Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, Cookie Dough...MICKEY MOUSE ICE CREAM BARS! WOW!" Goku began to pound harder on the truck, when the back door suddenly came open.
Goku tilted his head and walked to the back door and peered in. "Uh. Hello? Is anybody there? 'Cause I want a Mickey Mouse bar if possible...in fact, I want 23!" Goku licked his lips in anticipation. 'Mmmm...Ice Cream...in the morning...what can be better?'
When no answer came, Goku placed his head inside the back doors of the ice cream truck and yelled again. This time there was a reply. "Ice Cream? Yes, I have Ice Cream. You want some?"
Goku nodded excitedly. "Uh, Yes I do please..." Goku ecstatic smile drooped into a frown. "But I have no money."
The mysterious voice laughed. "He, He. Well, you can have it all for free. Just hop on in son."
Goku let out a 'yippee!' and jumped in to the Ice Cream truck. After Goku was in, the doors slammed behind him and the truck flew off, into the morning mist.
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"Pan, sweetheart, eat the green beans! There're good for you." Gohan forced the spoon into Pan's mouth, much to the 13 month olds distain. Pan spitted out the food onto Gohan's shirt and laughed as her father began to turn colors.
"VIDEL! Pan will not eat her food. Why don't you do this? You're better at it, you know." Gohan stood up with Pan in one hand, green bean container in the other and marched to the living room, where Videl sat reading a book.
Videl looked up and sighed. "Gohan, it is your turn to feed Pan. Beside, I think she likes you to feed her more than me."
Gohan made another face. "You say the same thing when it is time to change her diaper." Gohan carried Pan over to the sofa and plopped her down on it. A moment later the phone rang.
"Gohan get that will you?" Videl slurred while lying back in her chair. Gohan glared at his wife, muttered something under his breath as he answered the phone.
"Hello? Huh...Oh! Hi Mom! I am fine....WHAT?...You said Dad is late for diner? That's not like him at all....No....Yes...Ok! I will do that. I'll be over in a few minutes."
Gohan hanged the phone up and rushed towards the front door. Videl looked at Gohan for an answer to the odd phone call, but when none was given, she was kind miffed.
"Gohan! I want you to tell me what is going on with your father!" Videl crossed her arms and waited for an explanation from her husband, who just stood looking blankly at her.
"Well. Dad didn't come home for dinner. And Mom want me to call all of the guys to get their help to find Dad." Gohan grabbed his hat and raincoat and was ready to take off.
"Oh! Videl? Could you call up Tien, Yamcha, Krillian and the other guys? I will somehow find Piccolo. Their help will be needed...I guess." Gohan smiled as he closed his eyes and leaned in for a kiss, when he was decked in the face. Gohan opened his dark eyes to find himself looking into a pair of angry blue ones.
"You dork! I am going to help you! This isn't only a 'guy can do only thing'. I will call Krillian and the others, but I am also going to tell Juuhachigou. She might want to help to! After all, girls are smarter and much more better than guys when it comes to finding stuff. Shoot, you can't even remember where you last put your shoes at when you come home in the evening! Like you'll be able to find your Father?" Videl went back into the living room and started using the Phone.
Gohan sighed and leaned against the wall. 'First my Father, and now me. We both married strong-willed women. Must run in the family.'
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Around 8:00 all of the Z-Senshi had gathered at the Son's house. Chi Chi was still a nervous wreak, after all, it was she who sent Goku away at the first place. "Oh Goku! I am so sorry!" Chi Chi wailed aloud as she fell on the sofa.
Yamcha patted her on her back for comfort, Tien just scowled heavily. Piccolo sat in the corner mediating, Krillian was helping Marron color, Juuhachigou was glaring at Vegeta, and Vegeta was glaring at Juuhachigou.
"Stop looking at me you pathetic piece of robot trash!" Vegeta yelled as stood and walked over to the cyborg. "Or do you want me to destroy you like the scum you are?" Vegeta smirked. 'Heh, I come up with the best lines or what.' he thought. (A/N: Eck:P Vegeta!)
"Whatever little man. Like you could ever take me on." Juuhachigou said as she lazed back on the sofa. "You're so weak and stupid looking, you couldn't even beat up a girl scout if you wanted to."
Vegeta crossed his arm. "Well it just happens that I did beat up a girl scout 'cause she wouldn't let me have any of those mint cookies." Vegeta smiled a proud smile when he was knocked upon the side of his big head.
"VEGETA! It was you who beat up that poor little girl? How pathetic!" Bulma said as she grabbed Vegeta's ear and lugged him over to the sofa.
"But...But...she was no ordinary little girl! She had pink hair, and evil red eyes, and she said she was the scout of the future moon...and she had threatened me with a 'Pink Sugar Heart Ache'...OWW!" His wife dragged down Vegeta on the sofa.
"Shut up Vegeta! Chi Chi, now tell us what happened so we can find out what happened to Goku." Bulma said as Chi Chi rose up from her hunched over position on the sofa.
"Well...it all started..." Chi Chi began when she was interrupted.
"Look, here is what happened to Kakarrot. He was finally tiered of his overbearing mate. His stupid offspring, and his own stupidity and decided to end it all by jumping off a cliff, thus leaving me to be the strongest person in the galaxy! BWAAHHAHAHA...OWWW!!! Will you stop hitting me woman?" Vegeta glared at his angry wife.
"VEGETA, SHUT UP NOW!" Bulma yelled.
Chi Chi was about to strangle Vegeta herself when there was a knock at the door.
Krillian looked up. "Hey, maybe its Goku?"
Piccolo broke out of his meditation and looked towards the door. "No...I sense great evil. Even more eviler than Buu, Cell and Freezer combined." Piccolo rose and dropped into fighting stance.
"Well, who wants to open it?" Yamcha stated.
No one volunteered.
Bulma smirked. "Vegeta, according to you, since you are the strongest in the galaxy, why don't you answer it, oh mighty Saiyan of mine."
Vegeta grumbled as he went to answer the door.
"Eviler than Buu, Cell and Freezer combined? A bill collector?" Tien suggested.
Gohan shook his head. "Nah. Most likely a Telemarketer."
Videl snorted. "Gohan, Telemarketers only call by phone. That is why they are called T-e-l-e-m-a-r-k-e-t-e-r-s."
An enlightened look crossed Gohan's face. "Oh, yeah!"
Piccolo glared at Gohan. 'Sometimes, I think he inherited some of his dad's 'smarts'.
BACK TO THE DOOR
Vegeta turned the knob and opened the door. "I see no evil out here Namek. I think you are...AHHHH!!!!"
Vegeta scream pierced the Son's home. Everybody rushed towards the door to see what was happening to Vegeta.
"Maybe your Dad's brain was sucked out?" Goten said to Trunks as they ran to find his father.
"Maybe yours will be!" Trunks shot back. Goten gave Trunks a confused look.
"Umm...your Dad already said my brain was sucked out when I was born, so I don't think it is possible for my brains to be sucked out twice, you know."
Trunks rolled his eyes. "Shut-up."
When they reached the door, they found Vegeta on he ground, being attacked by a...Chipmunk.
"Well, I sure didn't expect that. Especially from that blood-curdling, girly scream...OWW!" yelled Krillian when Juuhachigou, who gave him a warning glare, smacked him. "Ok, Ok...just a scream." Krillian amended.
"Get this thing off of me!" yelled Vegeta as he struggled and rolled on the ground with the Chipmunk. "It's trying to slash my jugular!"
"MAKANKOPOPO!" Piccolo yelled as he blasted the chipmunk off Vegeta. The chipmunk landed a couple of feet away and began twitching on its last legs.
The group walked cautiously over to the chipmunk and was surprised when it was trying to talk.
"Whoa. A talking chipmunk. Cool!" Goten said. Everyone moaned.
"We...have...the one called...Son!" the chipmunk slurred out.
Chi Chi ear perked up. She ran over the chipmunk and began to choke him. "Where is my Goku? You scum bag chipmunk, you had better tell me before I choke you to death!"
"Ma, if you do, we won't know who has dad." Gohan stated rationally.
Chi Chi released the chipmunk and allowed it enough air to breath. "We have Goku.... If you want him...you must find...him." The chipmunk began to die.
"HOW! You evil chipmunk! HOW!" Chi Chi screamed. The chipmunk gasped once again. "Your first clue is...pink..." the chipmunk died.
"PINK? What kind of clue is that?" Chi Chi threw the chipmunk and started to get angrier.
The Z-Team just stood and stared at each other. "A lot of things are pink." Trunks said. Goten nodded.
"Yeah, Buu was pink."
" Freezer was pink in his first and second form...sort of." Krillian added.
"Cell had some pink on him." Yamcha mentioned.
"This is certainly a mystery we have stumbled upon my friends...yes indeed." Gohan said as he placed his hand on his chin.
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"Ummm...Lord Pilaf..." Mai yawned.
"What is it?" Pilaf glared at his Lieutenant.
"Uhh...shouldn't Goku been here by now? It is 10:00pm. We've been here since 7:30am, sir."
"Ohh...be quiet." Pilaf snapped as he fell asleep again.
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WHO KIDDINAPPED GOKU?
WHO IS GOING TO SAVE HIM?
WHAT KIND OF CLUE IS PINK?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXCITING CHAPTER OF...
WHERE'S GOKU?
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OK! That is the first chapter. I have some GREAT ideas, but I would like some comments on the story also! PLEASE REVIEW! It will help me know how I should write the next chapter and as always-constructive criticisms are welcomed. NO FLAMES PLEASE!!!! THANK YOU!