Inspired by a random conversation on Livejournal. I own nothing.


Shelke stared out at the sea of passers-by. None of them were the conspicuous group she was looking for. Suddenly, there was a crackle followed by a man's voice.

"Missing child: Female, 4'10", orange hair. Answers to Shelke Rui. If anyone-"

Shelke glared at the Missing Persons booth where Weiss and Nero stood, hands over their mouths, suppressing laughter. "That was one of the most unnecessary things you've ever done. Cupcake incident inclusive."

"Weiss posted it."

To spare himself, Weiss mock-weakly held a bag of cotton candy out. Shelke cursed her adoration of the fluffy sugar as she forgave them.