AnimeGrl2519: For those who read my author's note on my other story I know, I know. I said that I'm going to be on hiatus for a while, but this idea has been bugging me for a week. Anyways this story is a collection of one-shots…but this story is strictly crossovers. Don't hit me please!
Anyway I'm here to represent the main character in this story, *drumrolls*
KAGOME HIGURASHI! *spotlight suddenly lights up and positioned to the center revealing Kagome*
Kagome: Um, hi?
Me: Hi! Are you excited?
Kagome: Truthfully?
Me: *nods head*
Kagome: Not really -_-
Me: That is so mean of you and I was supposedly to adore you *mutters*(maybe I should've just drugged her or something so she won't complain)
Kagome: O_O' hehe
Me: Who should I pair you up with?
Kagome: N—NANI! Did I hear what I thought you just said?
Me: If you mean by pairing you up with someone that you totally don't know and maybe that guy ending up like a rapist, psycho, murderer, bas—mmph *someone clamps my mouth*
Audience: *sweatdrops, but turn curious who clamped her mouth*
Kurama: I think you made a point and you shouldn't say those kinds of words
Me: *Bites the hand* How dare you interrupt my raa—ant *squeals* Oh my god! You're Shuichi Minamino *starry eyed, but abruptly stops* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? AND I'LL TALK WHICH WORDS I WANT TO SPEAK, YOU ASSWIPE. AGAIN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO BE PAIRED UP WITH NEE-CHAN. I HAVEN'T THOUGHT A PLOT FOR YOU YET, DUMBAS—mmph *Kagome clamps my mouth*
Kagome: I'm sorry about her. By the way I'm Kagome Higurashi. *she lets go of me to shake Kurama's hand*
Kurama: So I've heard. I'm honored to meet such a beautiful girl such as you *kisses Kagome's hand*
Kagome: *blushes*
Me: *looks between Kurama and Kagome* *eye twitches when Kurama kisses Kagome's hand* *sees Kagome blushing* OH THAT'S IT YOU'RE DEAD, PRETTY BOY! I DON'T CARE IF I'M GONNA GET KILLED BY YOUR FANS IF I KILLED YOU. YOU DON'T DEFILE MY NEE-CHAN!
Kagome: *tries to hold me back and calms me down me* Calm down
Me: *Calms down eventually, but still glaring at Kurama*
Kurama: *sweatdrops*
Me: * Hugs Kagome* Don't you ever, ever let that vile man touches you again. Unless it's one of the chapters that I wrote.
Audience: *sweatdrops*
Me: *looks at Kagome, then realizes one thing* *after realizing that one thing, rolls on the floor laughing* Oh my kami, I just realized that you're shorter than me, and you're supposed to be fifteen to eighteen *points at her laughing* hahahahaha and I'm only 13 turning 14
Kagome *twitches* URUSAI! *whacks me upside the head*
Me: Itaii!
Kakashi: What is going on?
Me: *sputters*
Ichigo: You okay?
Me: Scarecrow and Strawberry is here too *points at them*
Kakashi and Ichigo: *twitches*
Me: Let me guess some of my favorite Inuyasha crossover shows, are here too? (sarcastically)
Tamaki: Haruhi~ Daddy's here!
Kyo: Damn rat!
Grell: Bassy? Where's my Bassy!
Me: WHAT THE HELL? I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
Door opens and people starts flooding in
Me: Sure, come in people *sullenly*
Jiraiya: Thanks, gaki *ruffles my hair*
Me: Pervert! Damn that Ero-sennin!
More people thanking me and stuff
After a while
Kagome & Sango: *walks over to me*
Sango: What's your name?
Me: My name's at the top of the chapter
Kagome: *sweatdrops* Sweetie, I think she meant your real name
Me: Oh… then my name is Dominique, but you can call me Dom for short
Sango: Ok, then Dom…You ok?
Me: No, not really. This was supposed to be a chapter…
Sango: You never planned this?
Me: No, not exactly. Kagome is supposed to be the guest and with the guy she's going to be paired up with. Maybe like 4 extras to accompany them. But I messed up *starts crying softly*
Sango & Kagome: *Hugs me*
Kagome: Look on the bright side, everyone is having fun
Me: I guess so
Sango: C'mon imouto, let's go inside
Me: Really? You think of me like that now?
Sango: Of course, right Kagome?
Kagome: *remembers I called her Nee-chan while "defending" her from Kurama* *smiles softly* Hai, you are our imouto now
Me: *smiles* Then c'mon, I need help pairing Kagome up with someone *drags both girls* Don't worry Sango-nee, I won't pair you up with someone besides Miroku
Sango: *sighs out of relief* Even though he's a hentai houshi, I still love him
Me: I know
We arrived inside and everyone stared at us. Then it slid to Sango and Kagome. Kagome mostly.
Me: PERVERTS! LAY ONE FILTHY FINGERS ON EITHER OF THEM OR ANY OF THE GIRLS HERE EVEN THOUGH I DISLIKE SOME OF THEM, YOU WILL NEED TO SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN BECAUSE YOU WILL EITHER END UP AS A GIRL AFTER I'M FINISHED WITH YOU AND I WILL SEVERELY PUNISHED AND HUMILIATE YOU! UNDERSTAND!
Everyone: *shakily replied even the stoic ones* Y—y-yes M'am.
Me: Good. Now be good little boys and give me some ideas so I can write the chapter. Oh and before I forget, I don't want anyone saying I'm bipolar. Because I'm not. Disagree with me… well you just have to find out on your own since I control everything here in this story.
Honey: What do you mean?
Me: I'm the author, senpai. You do realize that whatever I write you would do it. For example, if I type Tamaki slips on a banana, then slams into the wall… *gestures Tamaki-senpai*
Tamaki: * slips on a banana, then slams into the wall* Ouch *then slowly slides down*
Hikaru and Kaoru: That's gotta hurt *winces*
Me: Sorry about that, Senpai *starts poking him*
Everyone: *sweatdrops at my antics, but understands*
Me: Remind me that I owe Tamaki-senpai, big time
Hinata: O-o-okay
Me: Thanks, Hina-chan
Hinata: *blushes* U-um y-your we-welcome
Me: *stands up* *turns to the crowd* Well, bye!
Everyone: Huh?
Me: I have to go type the real chapter. This one is just introducing you guys. *mutters* (Well, this was supposed to be the chapter, but noooo, you guys have to barge in like you own the place. Fucking bastards)
Everyone: *hears word by word then sweatdrops although felt guilty about barging in*
Me: I'm gonna post the real chapter by tomorrow or today. Maybe even Saturday. You may never know as do I because I haven't slept yet. I've been awake for over 29 hours maybe even more.
Kagome& Sango: Say what now?
All of them glared at me
Me: What did I do?
Miroku: Not sleeping
Me: So what? I always do it over the summer
They glared at me even more
Me: That wasn't the right thing to say, wasn't it?
Kagome: You're damn right it wasn't. Your still a growing child
Me: Tch, stop treating me as if I'm a kid
Yuuki: But you are!
Me: *rolls my eyes* Stop overreacting I'm almost 14
Glared at me a little more… then I finally couldn't take it anymore
Me: Did you hear Kagome? She said a bad word *points accusingly at her*
Kagome: *sputters* so did you
Me: Yeah, but you're a miko *poke tongue out*
Kagome: *mutters* (smartmouth)
Me: *sneaks away stealthily* Ja ne, minna-san! Please stay tune for the next episode—er I mean chapter ^_^