I WANT MY SOUP!!!
Authors Note: On joke has been used from a popular TV seris! Try to guess which one! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised!
Jill Valentine was running through the streets of Raccoon City, shooting zombies and other nasty slimy things. The whole night this huge thing she was calling Nemesis was after her yelling "STARRRSSSSSSS!" and it was pissing her off! As she ran a man came stumbling out of the alley. "Please you have to help me! There's this big thing after me and it keeps yelling STARRRSSSSSS and it's pissing me off!" Not knowing what to do Jill pulled out her Custom Magnum and shot the guy in the chest. "Why did you do that!? IT HURTS LIKE HELL YOU KNOW!!!" Okay…this was getting weird. That shot would have killed him and he was able to scream at her. "I'm gonna go now…" Jill Said. She continued to run. "STARRRSSSSS!" something behind her yelled. "DAMN! Not you again!" Jill shouted. "STARRRSSSS?" it said looking kind of confused. Jill emptied 7 Custom Magnum bullets into it. "STARRRSSSS!!!!" it said looking angry now. Jill started to run away when she bumped into Carlos. "Ey Jill! Is it that STARRRSSSS thing again?! He's really starting to piss me off." Carlos said. The Nemesis grabbed Carlos with his big hand and yelled "STARRRSSS!!!" Then it killed Carlos for some reason. "Oh my god! You killed Carlos! You BASTARD!" Jill yelled. "STARRRSSS?" It said. Jill ran away. She was so scared she was going to wet herself. She saw a dumpster near bye and decided to hide inside it. It was full of banana peels and bodies of dead zombies. Let's not forget the contaminated needles. It was like a dumpster straight out of New York! Jill jumped in. When the lid opened up and someone through a banana peel in she was sure she would scream, until she saw who it was. It was the Nemesis!! "I wonder where that girl ran off to." It said in a perfect English accent. "What the hell!" Jill thought. When the thing left Jill jumped out of the dumpster. As Jill ran she passed a man that was about to die. "Please help me!" he said. Just then two zombies walked out from the shadows! One muttered "Brains! Brains!" and continued to walk towards them. "BRAINS! BRAINS! Use your brains to help him!" it said. "What the hell!" Jill thought again. Then the other zombie muttered "Yes! Your delicious brains!!" This town was seriously messed up! She shot both of the zombies in the head and by that time the man had already died. "Oh well!" Jill said. Jill started to run once again. Soon Nemesis showed up again. "STAAAAAAAAAAARRRRSSSSSSSSS!!!" It yelled! It really sounded pissed. "…Oh crap." Jill said. "Oh wait! You're not so dumb! I heard you talking when you threw the banana peel away. "STARRRSSSS!!??" For some odd reason Nemesis had a little handgun. He shot Jill in the chest and she died.
Authors Note: Ha ha!
A small can rolled out from Jill's pocket. Nemesis bent over and picked it up. "STARRRSSSS!!?" On the can's label it said "Stars Soup". The Nemesis smiled and said "Finaly I can have my STARRRSSSS soup!"
THE END
Authors Note: On joke has been used from a popular TV seris! Try to guess which one! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised!
Jill Valentine was running through the streets of Raccoon City, shooting zombies and other nasty slimy things. The whole night this huge thing she was calling Nemesis was after her yelling "STARRRSSSSSSS!" and it was pissing her off! As she ran a man came stumbling out of the alley. "Please you have to help me! There's this big thing after me and it keeps yelling STARRRSSSSSS and it's pissing me off!" Not knowing what to do Jill pulled out her Custom Magnum and shot the guy in the chest. "Why did you do that!? IT HURTS LIKE HELL YOU KNOW!!!" Okay…this was getting weird. That shot would have killed him and he was able to scream at her. "I'm gonna go now…" Jill Said. She continued to run. "STARRRSSSSS!" something behind her yelled. "DAMN! Not you again!" Jill shouted. "STARRRSSSS?" it said looking kind of confused. Jill emptied 7 Custom Magnum bullets into it. "STARRRSSSS!!!!" it said looking angry now. Jill started to run away when she bumped into Carlos. "Ey Jill! Is it that STARRRSSSS thing again?! He's really starting to piss me off." Carlos said. The Nemesis grabbed Carlos with his big hand and yelled "STARRRSSS!!!" Then it killed Carlos for some reason. "Oh my god! You killed Carlos! You BASTARD!" Jill yelled. "STARRRSSS?" It said. Jill ran away. She was so scared she was going to wet herself. She saw a dumpster near bye and decided to hide inside it. It was full of banana peels and bodies of dead zombies. Let's not forget the contaminated needles. It was like a dumpster straight out of New York! Jill jumped in. When the lid opened up and someone through a banana peel in she was sure she would scream, until she saw who it was. It was the Nemesis!! "I wonder where that girl ran off to." It said in a perfect English accent. "What the hell!" Jill thought. When the thing left Jill jumped out of the dumpster. As Jill ran she passed a man that was about to die. "Please help me!" he said. Just then two zombies walked out from the shadows! One muttered "Brains! Brains!" and continued to walk towards them. "BRAINS! BRAINS! Use your brains to help him!" it said. "What the hell!" Jill thought again. Then the other zombie muttered "Yes! Your delicious brains!!" This town was seriously messed up! She shot both of the zombies in the head and by that time the man had already died. "Oh well!" Jill said. Jill started to run once again. Soon Nemesis showed up again. "STAAAAAAAAAAARRRRSSSSSSSSS!!!" It yelled! It really sounded pissed. "…Oh crap." Jill said. "Oh wait! You're not so dumb! I heard you talking when you threw the banana peel away. "STARRRSSSS!!??" For some odd reason Nemesis had a little handgun. He shot Jill in the chest and she died.
Authors Note: Ha ha!
A small can rolled out from Jill's pocket. Nemesis bent over and picked it up. "STARRRSSSS!!?" On the can's label it said "Stars Soup". The Nemesis smiled and said "Finaly I can have my STARRRSSSS soup!"
THE END