Behold, my infinite boredom. Every time I cook up something random, I'll just throw it in this pot of wasted time :D Most of these will only last a couple of lines, so I doubt they will be riveting reads. I'm planning to do something along the same lines as this, but for Naruto and maybe Spirited Away.
Randomness No.1
'Y'know, Mello...' Matt began, 'you're like a... a... hypoglycaemic Pac-Man.' Mello didn't bother dignifying this comment with an answer.
(Told ya)
Randomness No.2
Light, unbeknownst to his fan girls, has a fear of cats. Yeah- Light was just your everyday ailurophobiac (that means fear of cats. Haha, I'm clever). One day, he was wandering around the bedroom (he was on a goddamn chain. He couldn't exactly run up and down the hallways, could he?) while L was on his laptop. All of a sudden, a stray kitten that had somehow gotten past all of the high maintenance security (including the laser beams and the motion activated alarms. Wow, this cat was a ninja) wandered into the bedroom. Light immediately, against his better judgement, jumped into L's arms in one of the most comical ways imaginable. And by that I mean he went to jump into L's arms, but L wasn't expecting it and Light therefore fell right on to his ass. 'Pfft.' Said L. Light just screamed, wailed and clung onto L's leg as the kitten tried to get his attention by rubbing its head on Light's thigh and mewling pitifully. 'AHHHHHHHHGETTHEFREAKINGLITTLEBASTARDAWAYFROMMEITSGONNAPISSONMEORSOMETHINGI'MGONNADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!' 'Pfft.' L said again.
Ryuzaki named the kitten SupahDupahKiraKiller and the creature hasn't left the task force since. Hey, anything to get Light clinging to him again.
Yeah, I said it was random, and it's short. Oh well.