A/N This story was written by a friend of mine. She enjoys this kind of stuff. A lot. Sadly.
One day, Kirby wandered away to Halcandra. A dragon wanted to eat him because he smelled so mouthwatering. Kirby screamed like a little girl when he saw Landia, the dragon. Landia split into four different little dragons, and chased him down from all sides. Kirby screamed like a little girl again, when suddenly, King Dedede appeared, walking like Eusine, and saying, "Hey dragon! Come at me, bro!" and shook his tail feathers at Landia in an attempt to faze her.
However, it only angered Landia and she ate him first. So that was the end of King Dedede. Kirby screamed like a little girl again and fainted from screaming, when suddenly, Waddle Dee came in… Happily, he didn't last ten seconds and was eaten whole in one bite by one of the mini Landias. Landia noticed that Kirby had fainted, so she grabbed him and took a fat juicy bite out of him.
"That was so… mouthwatering…" She murmured, and finished him off quickly. But then she noticed something, something strange. It felt like a little poke on the top of her head. She looked up quickly and saw a flash of a wing. "Hmmm… another snack! I hope this one tastes a lot better than that pink puffy thing," Landia growled and snapped him up in one bite. "Mmm… Bitter… I like it," She murmured. It turned out, that it was Meta-Knight. So Kirby and all of his comrades were dead. Or so they thought. Somehow, they all caught themselves in Landia's throat, which Waddle Dee was quick to spear.
"Nice work, Waddle Dee!" King Dedede shouted as he and the others squeezed their way back outside. Kirby needed some help though, considering that he had a bite taken out of him. But he was soon healed after he ate some food.
"Yippee Kay Yay!" He shouted. However, he had another bite taken out of him because Landia had gotten very angry with him and his friends. Suddenly, Landia became invincible, and killed Kirby and all his friends, so that was the end of them, and Landia had triumphed. The End.