AOT Parody of Love Is An Open Door: Titans Has Screwed Us Over

by Unknownred

Made a AOT Parody of Love Is An Open Door (Frozen) called "Titans Has Screwed Us Over" Ft. Levi and Hanji! Also, there's a recording link under the lyrics of my attempt to sing both Levi and Hanji (as if they were singing it) if you want to follow the song. Come check it out! Leave a review and tell me what you think! :)

Love Is an Open Door: AOT Version

PARODY: Titans Has Screwed Us Over! Ft. Levi & Hanji

By: Unknownred

((Hanji: Hey Levi, you asked for me?))

((Levi: Here, Hanji…))

Levi: Okay, can I just be real here?

Hanji: I love real!

Levi: All my life has been a series of rules in my book

And then suddenly you bumped into me

((Seriously, take a bath, ugh! What did—what happened? A cat died on you? Please tell me you didn't!))

Hanji: Pretty sure it's the other way round! But like, I've been searching ways to end this Titan crusade

If only I could convince Erwin to raise my campaign

Levi: But with you…

Hanji: But with you…

Levi: Humanity's Smartest…

Hanji: Humanity's Strongest…

Both: And it's nothing like I've ever known before!

Titans has screwed us over!

Titans has screwed us over!

Titans has screwed us over!

Levi: Like you!

Hanji: Like who?

Levi: Like you!

Hanji: Not me!

Both: Titans has screwed us over!

~A~O~T~

((Levi: Stop it. Behave.))

Hanji: I have an idea!

Levi: what?

Hanji: If I were to have one of these—

Levi: No

Hanji: Just let me finish!

Levi: The answer is still no.

Both: For the love of humanity!

Hanji: Jinx!

Levi: No, Hanji.

Both: Our mental synchronization

Can have but one explanation

Hanji: You-

Levi: And I-

Hanji: Were-

Levi: Just-

Both: Meant to live!

Levi: Say hello…

Hanji: Say hello…

Both: To the pain of the past

We will have to relive it once more!

Titans has screwed us over!

Titans has screwed us over!

Life can be so much more!

Levi: With bleach!

Hanji: No baths!

Levi: No, Hanji!

Hanji: No Titans!

Both: Titans has screwed us over…

Hanji: Can I say something crazy?

Levi: You are crazy.

Hanji: Will you sponsor me?

Levi: For the last time: No.

((Hanji: But Levi, this is for HUMANITYYYY!))

If you want to hear the recording, here's the link below:

P.S. – Ignore Hanji's off-tune as well as Levi's voice. It was intentional—I doubt they are perfect singers anyway…

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