Oh, well, I was bored and I've just finished Linguistics, so... blame it on the study!
That's really... ok, I'll let you judge LOL
See you down there!

"I guess it's time. We've been dating for a while, now, and I think she has to give it to me".
"Ron, you can't just go to her and ask her to give it to you! You know Hermione. She would get mad".
"But I'm so tired of having to deal with it with my wand everytime! Ginny gave it to you right away! She didn't have any problem, did she? She was so anxious of doing it...".
"Yeah, but Ginny is different, you know. She's so at ease. And we've been dating longer than you two. Hermione is a control-freak, and she surely would want to control a big step like that".
"I don't care, Harry. Now I'm going there and I'm going to tell her. Either she gives me a copy of her keys or I'll consider myself really offended!".

Oh, look at that, you really had the courage to made it that far LOL This came out of nowhere, I swear! I didn't plan it at all. While the next one... well I admit that was born after reading a sentence in a book that was really ambiguous :P
I've been reading a lot of Harry Potter's fanfics lately, so I had the inspiration on this characters... Oh, well, hope that made you smile a little! See ya!