Discalimer - i do not own Twilight, Stephenie meyer does :(
A/N – why hello there people! This is slightly strange! We wrote this in science when we were very bored, it is one of those one line each story so we could only see one line before ours therefore it may not make much sense! We think it makes sense best if the characters are from the Volturi making fun of the Cullen's! Anyways please tell me what you think!
Italics –Alec
Normal – Jane
Bold – Aro
Once upon a time…
Jasper was in the park having fun and
He suddenly bumped in to Seth who said "where is
Your wife? I have a question to ask, I was wondering
If you would take me for a pizza later?" suddenly his trousers
Fell down revealing his 'little miss naughty' underwear! Jasper
Blushed "eh-hem… Edward are they yours, they have your name on!"
Thy looked down at them 'EDDIE CULLEN' "ESME!?" Edward stormed off
To try and find Jacob because he knew Jacob wouldn't
Stand for anything like this "annoy him Jazz don't eat him!"
Jazz made an unamused face "I was protecting the cake!"
"No you weren't! You can't even bloody well eat cake you Liar!"
"Now boys, Jazz said he was sorry" Esme said sarcastically
"So lets all go get some Hippo, before this turns in to a gang bang"
At that moment Bella walked in with a naked Carlisle
"Carlisle, why aren't your clothes on? Have you been with
Billy? Again?! You broke his wheelchair last time!"
"I so did not!" "Where have Seth and Jacob got to?"
Esme said after a very long sentence, Jacob turned up
NAKED! "MY EYES" said Edward as he ran away crying
"Oh dear!" Esme as she walked in to the
Kitchen "why is there wolf pee on my floor? JASPER!"
"I did NOT put wolf pee on the floor, I'm just… pleasuring myself" said Jazz
"JASPER HALE STOP THAT NOW!" Alice cried bursting
In to the room "we have bigger problems, Edwards decided to
Marry SAMUEL ULEY" they shuddered "yes, bear face anyway…
Carlisle should get back to work but he should put clothes
Back on, we don't want Mike Newton to get kinky" ;)
Jazz butted in " OH GOD! Bad times, I'm not getting my sexy on around him again"
Bella yawned "Edward, I'm tired lets *fake yawn* go home *fake yawn*…
Fine I can stay the night if you want, but no
Sex for you, c'mon let's all have a slumber party
In Alice's rather large bedroom!" Alice interrupted "ooh and I can
Help you get changed in to your dress!"
THE END
A/N – review and I shall put one of the other on we have written four so far!
Lizziginne and Alex and Jessie
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