K-Unit go ballroom dancing – An Alex Rider fanfiction

Disclaimer: I do not own Alex Rider

Summary: This is a strictly K-Unit one-shot. They all go ballroom dancing. Mostly Wolf's pov.

A.N. By the way when I do '' it means air quotes and when it's " it's someone talking. Thank you for your time.

Wolf's P.O.V.

Me, Snake, Fox and Eagle line up to meet our partners. Of course this was ALL Eagles' idea. Who else would suggest that a fun ''bonding'' experience would be ballroom dancing? Why would anyone come to this class? No one needs to know how to dance anyway. It's pointless and stupid and girly and oh my God, no way am I dancing with her! She has to be about 80 for pity's sake! Why did I get out bed this morning? Why did I answer the phone? And most importantly WHY did I agree to this HELL? Oh yeah. Because I'm a nice person that's why. No seriously I am! Damn conscience always popping up when you least want it to. Oh God here we go.

15 minutes later half way through the waltz..... Slowly going crazy and thinking of ways to kill Eagle:

I could poison him, or push him in front of a bus. No I'll just show our ''colleagues'' those pictures of him at his nephews Halloween party.......... dressed as a sheep! Yes! Oh I love being evil! Oh no now we have to learn the ''Foxtrot''. Blech! I know, when we have a break I'll run away as fast as I can!

10 minutes later in the safety of the nearest pub:

Ah safe at last!

General P.O.V.

Back at the dance studio:

"Well Eagle, I never thought you'd do it" said Snake. "Yeah, I thought he was gonna bail way before he did" murmured Fox. "Yeah, yeah, save the disbelief for later. You two owe me money!" stated Eagle. "It was worth every penny" grinned Fox "I assume you got pictures". "Of course!" smirked Eagle, brandishing a digital camera. "Yep definitely worth every penny" laughed Snake as they looked at Wolf attempting to dance with a lady with no co-ordination what so ever.

THE END

A.N. Sorry I know this is rubbish but I've been up for knocking on 36 hours now so I just want this posted. I get the jitters about having 13 stories on my profile so this is basically just to round up the numbers.