Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did this show would probably be PG-13! .

Chapter 1

Birthday Party

"Stupid friends! Stupid Konoha!" Sakura shouted to herself as she walked up to Tsunade's office. Her friends had stood her up on her birthday. She was supposed to meet her friends over at Ichiraku. After waiting 20 minutes, she got pissed and decided to leave only to run into Konohamaru who told her that Tsunade needed to see her in her office.

She stomped into Tsunade's office only to be surprised by her friends who were jumping out of nowhere shouting 'SURPRISE'! Sakura was astonished but she quickly snapped out of it and began hugging her friends.

"We feel really bad about leaving you at Ichiraku. We just needed you to stay there awhile and think that we forgot about you so that you'd get mad and eventually leave and that's when we sent Konohamaru to go get you." Tenten explained breathlessly.

"Wow. Good plan, but never do that again." Sakura smiled.

"No promises." Ino grinned.

"Let's eat cake!" Naruto shouted, punching a fist into the air.

"I get first dibs after Sakura!" Kiba called out.

"No fair! I was gonna call first dibs." Naruto said pouting.

"I'm getting cake first!!!" Everyone stares at Shikamaru. "What I can't have a hyper moment?....Gay."

After eating cake it was time for Sakura to open her presents. She couldn't wait to see what her friends had gotten her.

"Ok, who's first to give me my present?" Sakura asked gleefully.

"Selfish." A young Sasuke yelled from the back corner

"Not caring." Sakura said keeping her smile wide and bright.

"Oo oo! I'll go!" Naruto shouted jumping up and down. He walked up to her and gave her a sort of flat rectangular box. She opened it not even hesitating to let the suspense sink in.

"Oh...my...god! Naruto I absolutely positively love it!" Sakura exclaimed hugging Naruto who was now losing oxygen. He had given her a laptop which was something she always wanted.

"Sa-Sakura...can't...breathe...need air..." Naruto managed to say struggling from her tight, and I mean tight, grip.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just really happy!" Sakura said with a wide smile plastered on her face.

Next up was Hinata. She slowly made her way through the crowd and shyly walked up to Sakura handing her a small purple bag. Sakura quickly took it and pulled out a long red strapped dress that sparkled.

"It's so beautiful!" Sakura tried to jump on to Hinata to give her a hug but the shy girl stepped out of the way and Sakura fell to the floor face first.

"Nrgh, that could've gone better." Sakura growled out. Hinata just blushed and slowly...VERY SLOWLY backed away.

"Y-your w-welcome." Hinata said with her head down. She walked over by Naruto.

Shikamaru was next to give her his present. He threw a pink bag at her from where she was sitting. Sakura instantly took it and pulled out an ipod. Sakura slowly put it back in the bag and set it down carefully by her other gifts.

"Psycho! It could have broke!" Sakura yelled.

"Meh." Shikamaru shrugged.

"Shikamaru," she said sounding rather serious.

"You don't like it, do you?" Shikamaru asked looking rather disappointed.

"Like it? Like it? I LOVE IT! Still...YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!" Sakura said giving Shikamaru a bear hug. Shikamaru couldn't breathe.

"Ok, you can let go now." Shikamaru said trying to push her away.

"Oh, sorry." Sakura laughed then pushed him away making room for the Tenten.

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"Cool party, huh Hinata?" Naruto asked smiling broadly.

"Uh...um...y-yea." Hinata responded twiddling her two index fingers and trying very hard to hold back a blush.

Naruto was watching Sakura as she was opening her gifts. So far Tenten gave her a purple-diamond watch, Choji gave her pudding cups, Lee gave her a picture of him (predictable), Neji gave her a $1000 dollar gift certificate for any store at the mall, Kiba gave her a stuffed puppy that sort of resembled Akamaru, Shino gave her the new Fall Out Boy CD. Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro had come to her party as well and they gave her a pair of pure gold earrings that were shaped like hearts. Then Ino came up and gave her a collection of different types of pink nail polish. Now all that was left was Sasuke.

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Sasuke walked up to her hesitantly, not making eye contact.

"Uh, Sasuke? Well? You got anything?" Sakura asked playfully.

"Um...here..." he pulled out a small black leather box and opened it up. It revealed a small pink-diamond bracelet. "Happy Birthday, Sakura."

Sakura's eyes widened as she stared at the beautiful gift in front of her.

"Sasuke," she took the bracelet out gently and put it on her wrist. She looked at it for a few seconds before looking up at Sasuke and giving him a soft smile. She hugged him lightly and then pulled away.

Just then a big clay bird flew in and landed in the middle of the floor. A blonde haired guy jumped off the clay bird.

"A party and I wasn't invited, un?" the blonde asked pulling off his hat. His long blonde hair was pulled up into a high ponytail and he wore a long black cloak with red clouds on it.

"Who are you?!" Naruto demanded, Kiba and Neji took a kunai and postioned themselves into a fight stance.

"Aww, I'm sad to see that you don't know me, Kyuubi, un." the blonde said walking towards him. "The name's Deidara."

"You're Sasori's partner!" Sakura shouted from behind.

Deidara turned around with a glare but then quickly changed it to a smile. He walked up to her with a grin.

"You must be Sakura Haruno. Tsunade's student. Well, I've got one thing to say to you. Nighty-night." he said and with that Sakura blacked out.

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Author's Note: Yay! I finally wrote a story! It would make me happy if you R&R!

Deidara: Trust me...if you don't R&R she could do torturous things!...-has a mental flashback- THE HORROR! -runs away screaming-