Hades was walking around in the woods, alone (the fool! that was DANGEROUS), at night. He was setting trees and shit on fire for fun. Suddenly a hawk! It flew up way in the sky. Hawk used fly. It's SUPER EFFECTIVE. Hades nearly passed out, but now he was too weak to move around. So he sat in his ring of fire and cried. Who would help him now.
And then, there he was. That majestic General riding bareback on that horse of his. He had the horse gallop into the firey hell and swooped down to grab Hades and sit him on his lap and ride off to safety. Hades was so grateful. They fell in love, and decided to get married. Persephone and Mulan could go scissor each other if they wanted. This was true love. Hades giggled and used his power to make the horse sprout wings. Shang gasped. "Wow that's so fetch," he chimed. "Anything for you, my darling love," cooed Hades.
The horse flew into the sky and underneath the silvery glow of the crescent moon, they shared true loves first kiss.
The end.